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sadie swenson chanel #3 if it was possible for me to feel anything I would totally be crying right now

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this stupid binch (me) twisted her ankle !! and i didn’t even notice i mean it hurt but i was like ok whatever until it started hurting so baddd that i had to go the hospital. so i’ll do replies tomorrow <3

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🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner?

if they have a tacky apartment. never.

💝 What was their most recent serious relationship?

dr. cassidy, but i’m still confused about him. is he actually dead?

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💍 Would they ever get married?

i would consider doing it for the dress. and the attention. but no, not really.

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❤ 🚗 💌 ❌

❤ Have they ever been in love?

i have. i loved sam and the terrible way she wore those hats without irony. i guess at least she taught me a lesson, next time i love someone i’m going to tell them right away. before a psycho killer gets them. or they kill themselves.

🚗 When did they go on their first date?

sixth grade. it sucked like all sixth grade dates.

💌 When was their first serious relationship?

my dad’s friend i guess. he killed himself with a golf cart. tragic.

❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships?

being in one at all. it’s in my blood. if someone falls in love with me, it drives them crazy.

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💓When did they have their first crush?

i don’t know. the first i remember was when i was eighteen. my dad’s co-worker. didn’t end up well. he was really hot in a thirty-years-older-than-me way.

👥What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation?

everything that happened with sam made me realize i didn’t care if she was a boy or a girl. i’m in love with love. so whatever that makes me.

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katemcrshs:

she shrugged. chanel #3 wasn’t quite wrong, she hadn’t gotten out much at home. “the people back home weren’t that fun to hang out with.” that was better than saying they were all awful to her. “oh um, alright. you might have to help me a little with the outfit, but it sounds exciting.” it could be the first time she enjoyed a social event in a little while. “that’s nice. i’m much more of a grape person myself, but i can buy you some raspberries as well if you’d like. it would be a good way to thank you for helping me find the grocery store.”

“that sucks. thank baby jesus you’re out of that place.” sadie said, at least the girl could hangout with her now. “of course i’ll help you, we’ll choose something that looks great on both of us.” sadie wasn’t the best in many things, but fashion was one of the things she was at least decent at. “then i’ll buy some champagne, my treat.” 

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LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

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apolloneston:

randomrpbullshit:

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💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!

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ofgreenscrunchies:

“ Sounds fun, I could use some excitement. This place is much too drab and boring, I’m Heather.” She replied, because it was true. There really was nothing to do here, and it wasn’t like she had any money to go shopping or anything. Besides, maybe there would be hot guys there.

“chanel #3.” she introduced herself to the other girl. “i heard taylor swift’s house is like around here. i hate her but she always throws great parties.”

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katemcrshs:

“that’s probably not good for the environment, but i suppose a bonfire is typically fun. i mean, i’ve only been to like one, but they do tend to be pretty.”  she didn’t quite understand the other girl, but she wasn’t necessarily mean. “oh you uh, wanna come look with me? that would be really nice. her name is alice. i usually feed her lettuce, but i was thinking i’d also get her raspberries as a treat.”

“bonfires are a blast. wait- only one?” sadie asked, staring the the brunette girl. “do you live under a rock? we totally have to organize one here. we can get like matching bonfire outfits.” honestly, the patio they had here was perfect por parties. “sure, i have nothing better to do. chanel #5 is missing, and chanel #1 is probably having a fit about it.” she paused “oh, i also have raspberries as a treat sometimes.” 

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ofraviisms:

“Wait, who is Chanel? Unless you’re inviting people to a seance or something.”

“chanel oberlin. duh.” she paused to roll her eyes. “i once conducted a seance though. it was fun.” 

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ofgreenscrunchies:

“Oh goodie, a female JD. “Said Heather with a roll of her eyes, as she looked at the girl. The first thing she noticed were the really tacky earmuffs, another thing she noticed was the way she carried herself. It was the same way she, Chandler and Mcnamara carried themselves, like they were the queens of the school. Like they were untouchable. 

“ Alright then, I’ll bite. What fun do have planned?”

“who’s JD?” sadie asked, sizing the girl up. “never mind, i don’t care.” she added, crossing her arms. “well, considering we are in new york. and like all those famous people have like a house here, we should totally crash one of their parties.”

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baronvonhotshaft:

“Huh. That actually almost makes sense.” He said, though he thought maybe she herself was a little crazy. But New York wasn’t exactly known for its normal characters. He was sure if he told a human girl like her what his situation was he would pro ably sound crazy too. “Got a name or shall I call you Muffy?”

“of course it makes sense.” she said rolling her eyes at the blonde guy. “muffy makes me sound like a weird children’s tv show character, i go by chanel #3. what’s your name?”

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nctrich:

              ‘ we should text her? is that your suggestion, NUMBER THREE? ’   it was always easiest to talk to number three. she didn’t get irrationally upset like number five did, nor did she get angry  and   flustered like these morons in new york tend to.   ‘ does it look like i share a brain with lloyd christmas? do you HONESTLY think i didn’t try that already? her phone probably crashed from all of the DORA THE EXPLORER porn she tried to download. ’   then there was a stomp with her feet, timbre moving into more of a whine.   ‘ god, NUMBER THREE!! the least you could do is actually help. ’

sadie shrugged, crossing her arms while she waited for chanel to finish her outburst. she tended to explode with insults before coming up with a ‘brilliant’ idea. “maybe we can try to contact chanel number two again. last time she kinda didn’t help at all, but she might tell us where everyone is. ghosts know everything.” she said, making a mental note to find a ouija board. maybe her weird bald lab-rat child room mate had one.

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noneedscving:

                               ❝i suppose i am. chanel? sorry but what exactly is that? i mean, i know that chanel is a clothing brand but i guess you are referring about something else❞ she said looking at the girl and a sigh escaped from her lips ❝not sure, maybe go for a drink?❞

“ugh, the chanels. us- never mind.” she rolled her eyes again. “sure, that sounds good, i think.”

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baronvonhotshaft:

“I don’t think so. Not really one for parties.” Jace said as he scrutinized her earmuffs yet again. “Were you like born without wars and are covering them up?” he asked unable to get past this supposed ‘dark’ secret.

sadie rolled her eyes. “fine. whatever i’ll tell you” she said leaning in a little bit to whisper. “my love drives people crazy. and my ex-boyfriend got so obsessed with my ears he had to leave campus. he threatened to cut them off if he ever sees them again.” she paused. “so, i wear the earmuffs to protect my ears.”

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katemcrshs:

“uh yes.” kate couldn’t help the small smile that grew on her face. “that would be great actually. i’d really appreciate anything you’re willing to donate, shoes especially now that the weather is getting cold.” kate would have bought things like that herself but despite her love for charity she didn’t quite have the money for things like that. “chanel #3 okay.” it was weird, but she wouldn’t ask. “i’m kate.”

“sure. i have like a bunch of high heels i was going to get rid of. usually at the end of the year we burn everything we aren’t going to use anymore, but i guess poor people need it more.” she smiled at the other girl. “so, let’s go find a place where we can buy food for your thing.” she said, pointing at the fluffy rabbit.