avocados at law

she/he/they

[cher-horowitz]

[faemothra]

where you go, i’ll follow

[sailor-moon-moon]

(Superman Spoilers)

Lois Lane ragebaits Superman during an interview, pours half a container of sugar into about 4 ounces of coffee and dictates an article taking down lex luthor while driving a hovercraft. They nailed her. We are so back.

[thericeballofcamelot]

The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

[pinkgreenyuri]

[finleycannotdraw]

GOODNESS KNOWS THE WICKEDS LIVES ARE LONELY GOODNESS KNOWS THE WICKED DIE ALONE

[hattersarts]

i had to update the classic popular line

[paleode-ology]

ahshdhf okay but can you imagine being madame morrible and you finally find the one person you need to secure yours and the wizards positions of power and she’s PERFECT because everyone hates her and by providing literally the bare minimum comfort and encouragement you’re 100% sure you’ll be able to brainwash her. And then one night at 1 am she shows up at your door and BEGS YOU to let her roommate (didn’t they hate each other?) study alongside her and you absolutely despise the roommate but goodness knows you Cannot let your most promising student in decades slip out of your grasp. Worst of all, you have to tell the roommate Right Now??? So you get dressed for the club in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT to talk to the preppiest most shallow 20 yo girl you’ve ever met in your years of teaching. I would never teach a lesbian again LMAOOOOO

[marril96]

One of my favorite things about Agatha is how, in WandaVision, she was the only person who was in all the sitcoms of her own free will.

Meaning, all the jokes were hers, not the result of a sitcom spell. She is just that funny all on her own.

[amandads]

I am cackling at these “no one asked for this Agatha show” bros, acting like *women everywhere didn’t do summoning circles for fucking years for this.

*fruity

[irunaki]

This is why I don't animate the serious songs btw

[sloanslone]

SKILL ISSUE 💀

[vampiremotif]

[thememedaddy]

[mioakem]

goodbye yaoi summer and hello yuri autumn

[disc80s]

how is piracy bad? it’s sharing. and sharing is caring.

[mayahawkeswife]

sometimes a family is two lesbian exes who want to kill each other and their adopted gay teen son

[church-of-lilith]

what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE