Okay so, this is the Caitvi wedding that we they deserve.
Get your tissues ready yall
so first of all, everyone is still alive okay! (Except maybe Vi/Jinx parents cause Vander is mom and dad to me okay?)
Everyone gets emotion ofc but no one is more emotional than Tobias and Vander. Cassandra just beams with the utmost pride
Vander walks Vi down the aisle, but it’s Kiramman Tradition for Mothers to walk their daughters. Naturally Caitlyn and Cassandra are both silently sobbing by the end
CaitVi haven’t seen each other for like two days bc crazy wedding planning/tradition/chaos
Vi walks down the aisle first and then tears up immediately the second she sees Caitlyn, a true “oh my goddd my shayla!” moment
Jinx is the maid of honour and Jayce is the man of honour
Isha is the ring bearer (side note: in this universe, Isha is just some random non verbal child that Jinx just brought home one day and no one even thinks to ask about it, they are just like welcome to the fam)
First dance song - Lover ft Shawn whoever cover by their local band
My most favorite point about the wedding they deserve? They literally cannot keep their eyes off each other. In this universe, they don’t have to feel the constant threat of attack and they don’t have to feel guilt for being so obviously in love and they unapologetically share that in front of their whole family
Like ofc they speak and spend time with the family members but they spend most of the night ogling each other
Silco pays for the wedding, Kiramman’s argue it’s their duty but Caitlyn suggests they pay for the honeymoon and everyone is okay with that
Vi can’t get through her wedding vows cause she’s so emotional and is just like “I’ll read them to you later” and Caitlyn is just like okay and then reads her beautiful, articulate letter from memory
Vi is like “omg how long did it take you to write it?” And Cait is just like “maybe 3, 5 minutes?” and Vi is just bamboozled cause her took her weeks
Their honeymoon is in two different Kirraman estates. One is a beautiful winter cabin and the other is a private beach house
Someone gifts them a hex!strap but doesn’t explain that it’s literally for reproduction, not crazy lesbian sex (they just assume lesbians use condoms lmao)
Imagine the sheer meltdown Caitlyn would have at first. The absolute outrage she would feel at whoever gifted it to them and didn’t leave a note explaining what it’s actually for
Vi is excited the whole entire time, even tho she too did not expect it
Caitlyn calms down and of course she is happy at the same time, but this is Caitlyn after all, she likes to plan ahead and this was not on her 2025 bingo card
Hex!Strap baby born like 9 months after the wedding. Looks more like Vi but with Caitlyn’s eyes and a really super chill attitude. Second born baby is unhinged chaos goblin and Cait jokes that it’s Jinx’s
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