It's 2040. Our president is a plant!

I am a huge enthusiast of many things: marvel, ghostbusters, doctor who, sherlock, baby animals, etc. Strong believer in kindness and equality for all human beings. OTP's include Fitzsimmons (Agents of Shield) and Doctor/River (Doctor Who) among many others. In love with the new Ghostbusters and all things Marvel ESPECIALLY Spider-Man. Kate McKinnon is a goddess. I think I'm a mix of the crazy friend and the mom friend? Anyway this description is WAY too long. Have a lovely day!

[theindistructablemushu]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

(HELLO????? 13???? I’M OLD NOW?????)

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[elminx]

I’ve noticed some posts around about how you can’t romanticize your life during a fascist regime and while I deeply sympathize with this sentiment, I want you to try to understand that’s what they want you to believe.

Fascism thrives best in the cesspool of hopelessness. They want us so confused and hopeless that we give in. When you give in, you don’t fight back.

If you wait for life to look good to do the things that bring you joy; life will still be bad - you will just have less joy.

As someone who has struggled with my mental health a lot for the last thirty years, I know this struggle firsthand. And changing this belief system - the one where you spend all of your time expecting bad things so you won’t be surprised when they happen - it’s the hardest work that I have ever done. And I’m not perfect; I still have setbacks. I still experience really real fears about the state of the world and the US, in particular, because that’s where I live.

But I made a vow to myself that I will not let the choices of others ruin my life. When I made that vow, I was thinking of my parents - but it applies to the state of the government right now, too.

There are still flowers in my garden, and ripe tomatoes, and it’s almost pick-your-own apples season, and I have plans with my friends to go to as many cemetery ghost walks as we can find this October.

I still deserve to live. I still deserve to laugh. I still deserve to love. I still deserve to be as happy as I can be.

And you do, too.

[yeahawvampire]

Dan Savage.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[platano]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[fit-loki]

[themoonandmyman]

luminous

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I would be such a good ninja Im even extraordinarily quiet of step due to my unfortunate relationship with my parents

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[biomaterial]

The night gardener once asked me if I knew how citrus trees died: when they reach old age, if they are not cut down and they manage to survive drought, disease and innumerable attacks of pests, fungi and plagues, they succumb from overabundance. When they come to the end of their life cycle, they put out a final, massive crop of lemons. In their last spring their flowers bud and blossom in enormous bunches and fill the air with a smell so sweet that it stings your nostrils from two blocks away; then their fruits ripen all at once, whole limbs break off due to their excessive weight, and after a few weeks the ground is covered with rotting lemons. It is a strange sight, he said, to see such exuberance before death.

When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamín Labatut

[biomaterial]

thank you for the insight

[catgirltitties]

Vancouver Public Library

[temprarytattoos]

I LOVE LIBRARIES!!

My library does “stuffed animal sleepovers” where kids leave their stuffed animals at the library overnight. Then the staff lets teenagers in after-hours to arrange the stuffed animals into fun scenes and take a bunch of pictures for the library’s social media. And then the little kids come back the next day and get to see all the pictures of their stuffed animals reading, playing games, riding around the library on book carts, etc 🥹

[reddingjayhuman]

If there is ANYTHING reinforced by stranger things 5 it’s that Dustin has some kind of found family aura luring people in that even the military should fear.

Like s1 Mike is fully willing to die for him

s2 steve sees him and they just latch onto each other now brothers for life and Nancy dances with him at the snowball so he won’t be alone. He breaks through the power of the hive mind by caring for dart and he dies after sparing him in the tunnels

s3 robin and steve sacrifice themselves by getting captured by the Russians to give him and Erica the chance to run gaining a fellow nerd in Erica who latches onto him too

s4 you have Eddie dying to save him and older brother-ing his way into his life

And s5 we see how his science teacher is willing to throw everything he was doing out of the window to go make a telemetry tracker at the chance he may be in danger with no evidence to prove it??

He is simply too powerful

[literallyidontwannadothis]

Joe Keery widening his stance unnaturally to lessen the height difference between him and Gaten and putting Dustin right at heart level on Steve is so important to me actually

Tell me that Dustin isn’t listening Steve’s heartbeat and then apologize because you’re wrong

[funny-tik-toks]

[youremysunshine8]

This dog's face is sending me. New reaction image

[ra-meat]

As i was cropping it i thought the "no he'd die" was really funny so I kept it

[silly-jellyghoty]

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

[krystal-prisms]

You've been hit by

You've been struck by a

[peregrint]

See the Road flows past your doorstep, calling for your feet to stray. Like a deep and rolling river, it will sweep them far away.

[disasteracesstuff]

Saw this on TikTok

[runawaymarbles]

Ok hear me out. Stranger Things set in the 2000s, but with the same dedication to being a period piece. Will is stumbling around the Upside Down singing Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. The boys still talk on radios because they don't have phones, and Nancy is always running out of minutes. To get Max away from Vecna they have to frantically find Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson on her iPod shuffle, and then later they have to make it the ONLY song on the iPod shuffle. The guys at Hawkins lab hack Barb's MySpace to make it look like she ran away. Ted supports the war in Iraq. Murray is a 9/11 truther. Jonathan has the emo haircut and Steve has the Beiber. Nancy's hair gets flatter and flatter every season. Do you guys see the vision here