Fused

a unicycle is an all-wheel drive vehicle

[mens-rights-activia]

[junk-thunder]

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

[dogpuppy]

[sm64mario]

please do not'a remake my game don't do it do not remake my'a game

[chr0n0mage]

they already did, mario. on the ds

[sm64mario]

oh yeah...

hmm

mario will not be afraid of change any more!

[sm64dsmario]

Thank you.

[sm64mario]

why do you look like that

[dogpuppy]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[outofcontextanimash]

[monkeywiki]

what did they do

[nastyukulele]

What they had to do.

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[joshlovesyou]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

[mayonaisalspray]

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

[gender-is-fake]

[symdog]

[nongunktional]

oh this thing is wonderful. as the french say, sex magnetfreak

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[roshi-the-master-hand]

[southernstoner420]

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

[woodmeat]

she from chicago

[yggdra-union]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

slapped the booty so hard i knocked her implant out. no big deal, i caught it midair and slapped it back in like a nintendo cartridge. got straight back to fuckin

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

wallet. bank account. offshore bank account. pocket. couch. all pregnant

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

with money