Man O Man

Kel

[earsplugs]

how to uhhh make urself better when u might be just across the board terrible

[earsplugs]

what are the tips on not hating/ being terrified of normal life

[earsplugs]

ta ta! I’m going on sebatacle

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

1935: clowns funny

2016: clowns scary

2017: clowns sexy

2018: clowns funny (again)

2019: clowns................ homophobic

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

[hotvampireadjacent]

FRANKIE MUNIZ??

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl-deactiv]

how does ABBA have so many bangers

[janeplease]

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

[skinnykooked]

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

[fuck-philip-banks]

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

[memewhore]

[earsplugs]

ahhhhh

[earsplugs]

SCREAMING TIME

[avafaid]

[earsplugs]

goodbye,  I AM . ON vacation from here onout. i deserve it. if uyou need me, ask someone else

[earsplugs]

Fuck em fuck em fuck em whatever forever

[austinado]

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

& it literally starts effecting her day to day…….so he starts making fun of sea creatures instead and they think it’s even funnier bc they can make fun of themselves and it’s twice as funny and less socially damaging. Wokebob intersectionalitypants