Thoughts in Andante

Jessica (Jess) | 30 | ♀ | homoromantic asexual | huge nerd | Canadian | engaged ♡

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

When people use the "ah but whose the first people you ring when you're being broken in to" argument to defend the police - not the police? Not anymore. They don't fucking turn up. They come round 3 days later and go sorry there's nowt we can do.

A lass I knew is living with life changing injuries cos they had their jaw broken on a night out, and they had the piece of shit on CCTV, but police wouldn't take it to court cos "he'll just deny it"

Police don't really solve crimes: "In the 12 months to March, 7.8% of offences saw someone charged or summonsed, down from 9.1% a year ago."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49029545

Police solve fewer than one in 10 crimes

Less than one in 10 offences saw someone charged or summonsed to appear in court, figures show.

[notallmensheviks]

the real answer to the question "who do you call when you get robbed" is "the insurance company"

[k-eke]

Ok.

[cranesofibycus]

when women love women <3

[cranesofibycus]

T W E N T Y - N E I N - T E E N :: 1 year, 12 months, 43 episodes with the Mighty Nein

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

today I are. tired.

[elricsyao]

If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

[shadeykris]

they’re lumpy and late but they still deserve your love.

[Patreon] - [Store] - [Commissions]

[everythingfox]

Sleepy

[ostinlein]

I’m getting more and more questions about commissions and prices, and I realized that it is time to write information in all resources where I posting art.

- Commissions are currently closed - I do not have a queue for commissions, it is difficult to organize because of inaccurate forecasts for the future X} - I plan to organize an auction on the Deviantart, in my journal here https://www.deviantart.com/ostinlein/journal/ I will post detailed information about this in a few days.

I apologize that I do not answer everyone personally.

!!The most detailed information about commissions appears in my journal on DeviantArt https://www.deviantart.com/ostinlein/journal/ !! Commission for NeonR0se!

[gyamburu]

the rubber chicken vacuum cleaner

[thehotgirlproject]

This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it

[medic--crow-deactivated20190811]

THE EDITING IS SO GOOD

THE MUSIC CHOICES TOP NOTCH

THE SOUND

[seanstrikes]

THE VACUUM STILL WORKS WITH THE CHICKENS ON IT, THAT’S THE KILLER

[priscillabaker]

I’d like to highlight:

[giantchasm]

[everydayanth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5HloVPndQ

Worth it. 

[chip-peroni]

Spoopy Bulbasaur: The Sequel. 

[calicojill]

[calicojill]

[geosaurus]

Pip at dusk

🌱

[earthintheclouds]

tbh so far really unimpressed with the new job...

I know it pays almost $3 more per hour but like... not yet sure if it’s worth it.

Maybe it’s just the school I was put at, I don’t know. But this isn’t what I was expecting, and I forgot what a school environment does to kids.

At the very least I will stick it out until the end of the school year. If I find I really don’t take a liking to it even after all those months, I just wont return next year.

[earthintheclouds]

When your new boss doesn’t communicate very effectively via email and would rather you actually call during the most inconvenient possible hours for you: