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Please welcome my first addition to any of this with no clue if this already exists or not, but I thought that it's funny.

Commit to the bit!Sans

Or in short Bit!Sans

From UndERtale

His stick is committing to the bit of impersonating others in really stupid ways but it still working while existing solely to deliver the punchline to whatever joke would be funniest to pull off at that given moment

In the middle of his bossfight? He pulls out a gun to shoot you, because that is objectively unexpected and "really funny" in that aspect

He can "dress up" as other characters in a stupid way and mimic their powers in shitty ways. Error Sans' strings? Silly string that still works to restrain you. Flowey's pellets? White packing peanuts. A gaster blaster? Crudely made sock puppet.

He 100% lies about his jacket being blue instead of turquoise and when someone attempts to correct him by pointing at his jacket he'll just point towards one of his elbow patches to disprove the claim of his jacket being turquoise and not blue

#undertale au #undertale #oc #my first addition a few years too late #but oh well #I love him already

To be able to shed your skin like a lizard and either become a new version of yourself or something entirely else and possibly better than what I am right now but needing to find a suitable jagged rock to rub against first to loosen up the skin and ignore the blood as I am made anew

Something about understanding why they lovingly look at you when everyone else is horrified at the blood on their hands but it's ok because they love you and whether or not its their blood or yours doesn't matter because you know that you can keep them together even with a knife up against their throat because you love them enough to disarm both of you

Do you think all of reality is just god being in a coma and the moment he wakes back up everything will simply cease to be but of course you wouldn't know because you're just a silly character that its memory came up with jumbled together out of multiple traits it's familiar with to make you a silly little guy wandering around in the background

#yeah

I got so many ideas but these brain folds are made for imagining not actually writing shit down so every moment I'm not writing is another fleeting thought

chaoticbatfam

Jason: how ya likin’ that comic, kiddo? Damian: I do not understand. Jason: what? It’s just a spider-man comic. What’s not to understand? Damian: why is Parker pursuing this red-haired woman, who does not seem to enjoy his company further than any other, rather than his friend, Osborn? Osborn has given multiple hints that he would prefer their relationship to go beyond platonic Jason: Jason: *glances over at Jon, who is reading a Daredevil comic on the other bed* Damian: should he not pursue Osborn, considering he is already aware that their relationship can withstand hardship? Friendship is a sturdy baseline for which romance can be built soon. And besides, Mary Jane is an un-compelling idiot with mediocre looks. Jason: Jason: this explains so much

#real

Shout out to the players on splatoon during the match with my younger sister that I absolutely annihilated with 22 kills in total

#my bad lmao #splatoon 3

Re-reading your old posts and cringing but unable to delete them for they are now a sign of your growth

#to be slightly less cringe i guess #i don't even remember making half of those posts ngl

Dear Santa, what the fuck is math

#someone release me from these mortal shackles and bring me to the higher realm to understand the numbers

meltygetswifi

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

What the actual fuck is "C bat" and why is my friend scared of it? Why are you scared of a vitamin C fruit bat

#idk #something music thing

Whenever your boyfriend acts up demote him to boy, because he sure ain't your friend atm

#in my honest opinion

The purpose of life is to live and to make experiences. It's not associated with a job, or success, or any other thing like that. You can't fail at life, because even failure is an experience that you make and it usually helps you grow, so don't be afraid to grab some more experience before you move on

#yeah

If every religion talks about the same god, or at least different aspects of the same thing, and all of us are actually small aspects of the great entirety - then what makes us so different from the different aspects of god that we refer to as deities when, at a base level at least, we are somewhat the same?

#as in the milk that makes the cheese is still found in the cheese #no matter what cheese the milk makes and how much it smells #it's still cheese #and used to be milk

Fucking freak

#no because listen to me #i don't water this bitch regularly #neither do i acknowledge that it even exists half of the time yet SOMEHOW it's still absolutely thriving #but when i treated my cactus the same and it died #from what the person that gave the plant to me said i should like mist it regularly or something #i do not #yet here it is #growing like that's the most gourmet fertilizer dirt it's ever had #i had this plant for like a year now or something #i wouldn't remember

I can never let them find my tumblr I'd rather tell them where the money is than have them see my stupid ass posts

#not like there is any money #maybe #wouldn't you like to know

Writing these posts instead of writing my story

Call that postcrastination

#hahahanaha #my book is never getting finished #i forgot most of the plot #so I'd have to re-read it #but i don't feel like it

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