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Slime Cake

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THICK AND CHEWY COCONUT OIL CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

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Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies

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Salted Caramel Chocolate Cake

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[kiss-o-tron-deactivated20180917]

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

[illusionwaltz]

I think I just had too much of internet today

[cravings]

oh my god

[xxxbaddragonxxx]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ace-the-dragon]

Well play

[pleasantly-pervy-people-deactiv]

I love popsicles

[beautifullysubmissive]

Im still God's child...

GOD IS GOOD, PPL ARE AMAZING, AND THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.

After last night’s antics I came to life somewhere btwn 1 and 2 this afternoon. About 100 texts later I realized I need to be home ASAP. Hopped in my car, stopped to get gas….annnnnd my car didn’t start. It was super dead. No radio, no lights, no nothin’. Made some calls-couldnt catch up with anybody. Im screwed right!?!

I looked under the hood and checked the fuses and made sure the connections were tight. Hoping for a lucky break. No such luck.

People starting coming from everywhere offering to help- but guess who has 2 thumbs and no jumper cables? (Points both thumbs at myself) THIS GIRL!

The gas station people start running hot coffee, tea, and cocoa to medeOffering food and drink and anything to help. Sadly they had no cables.

Roadside shows up, jumps me, and tells me its more than my battery but a jump will get me home. He asks why these ppl hadn’t given me a jump. I tell him I dont have cables cause idk how to use them. He shows me how to use the cables and GIVES me his (which were super nice). AND gives me his portable car battery charger.

The life of a princess ain’t for everyone. #GodsChild #PrincessWorld #LoveLiveLife

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[beautifullysubmissive]

This beauty was delivered today. I’ve never gotten a package on a Sunday. The postman must’ve known… lol. Its nice and heavy. Can you see the thickness!?! This will correct any naughty cheeks that need correction.

[theinturnetexplorer]

The “Magic Mirror”

[wdbrkbrmghm]

欲しい。商品化しないかな・・・。

[did-you-reboot]

This is super cool but it doesn’t include the text instructions! Here’s the original imgur gallery with some comments on each image, and here is a detailed tutorial that the creator made (he also made the code free to use on his github) in case you want to make one yourself!

[solitics]

HOLY SHIT

[sobeitjayt]

wtf

[protectandservetheworld-deactiv]

IVE BEEN SEEING THIS ALL OVER REDDIT AND I NEED TO MAKE ONE

[easilydone]

Man, listen!

[delicious-food-porn]

Reese’s Pieces Peanut Butter Cookies

[x-ratedfood]

FREE eBook: Smoothie Recipes For Rapid Weight Loss

[beautifullysubmissive]

This beauty was delivered today. I’ve never gotten a package on a Sunday. The postman must’ve known… lol. Its nice and heavy. Can you see the thickness!?! This will correct any naughty cheeks that need correction.

[beautifullysubmissive]

This beauty was delivered today. I’ve never gotten a package on a Sunday. The postman must’ve known… lol. Its nice and heavy. Can you see the thickness!?! This will correct any naughty cheeks that need correction.

[beautifullysubmissive]

This beauty was delivered today. I’ve never gotten a package on a Sunday. The postman must’ve known… lol. Its nice and heavy. Can you see the thickness!?! This will correct any naughty cheeks that need correction.

[beautifullysubmissive]

This beauty was delivered today. I’ve never gotten a package on a Sunday. The postman must’ve known… lol. Its nice and heavy. Can you see the thickness!?! This will correct any naughty cheeks that need correction.

[caringdom]

favorite purchase so far, right @lolitacumm ?

[asubsoul]

Shock collar? Damn!

[soulzsuffer4me]

Lovely idea ..hmmmm

[asubsoul]

Oh God, this was not my intention Sir seriously