bumpus jones

aanya | she/they

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just saw what the rockies did today. the A’s should straight up disband their team.

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Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

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call them the minnesota abortions the way we’re making them wish they’d never been born

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and you get a HR! and you get a HR! everyone gets HRs!

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maybe i need to mentally bully colt keith more..

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“is it a bird? is it a plane? no. it’s all of the baseballs. all of them.”

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get torked

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what can’t dillon dingler hit !

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save us dillon dingler

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save us riley greene

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:(

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save us dillon dingler

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save us riley greene

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save us dillon dingler

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framber buddy we’ve gotta get a grip

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okay and what does scoring a walk off homer in your teammate’s pants mean

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this rain delay has really screwed our pitching situation. awesome.

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“which of you has the nerdiest hobby” and they’re all baseball comms

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well i don’t really get why we started playing but okay

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another day in june another win 😌💅