[easyrev3nge]

quick intro:

hi i’m carter,

he/they

queer ace

i do not want terfs/radfems interacting with me, liking my posts, or following me; you will be swiftly blocked. i will not engage in ace discourse.

thank you :)

[citricjoy]

i like how simon dinner in america eats his meals like a stray dog. it’s very endearing. i also like how he gets the shit kicked out of him and fails at almost everything he does

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

literally never moving past this actually but thx for asking!!

[girlhelpthepassengerhasthoughts]

she's autistic, she works in a pet store for minimum wage, she's on five different medications, she's weird, she's a loser, she will knock your teeth out if you look at her wrong, she puts stickers on everything, she has a parasocial relationship with some no-good punk whose music she's obsessed with, she's a virgin, her masturbatory habits would make her white middle class family keel over in shock, she still lives with her parents, she has no plan for the future, she sings the songs she hears in her head, she's watching a dead cat, she's shit at basketball, she's my queen I hope she never changes

[easyrev3nge]

The property manager for our office building changed the lights without notifying anyone and now it looks even more like the backrooms when I leave for work than it did before. 🫩

[achillesinhighheels]

[guiltfactory]

non-negotiated sexless bdsm

[jabberwick]

Unicorn Doodles

Looming's unicorns are highly dangerous man-eaters that stalk the boundary where civilisations meet the wilderness.

[eighthdoctorscocaine]

something something happy april 7th 2026, the day on which people stopped being born and dying and aging in 17776. something something happy april 7th 2026, the day that the artemis II successful lunar flyby puts humans the farthest from home we've ever been. 17776 saying 'I wonder if there's a single place in the whole world that's never had a story. I bet not'. late apollo 8/13 astronaut jim lovell leaving a message for the artemis crew saying 'welcome to my old neighbourhood'. 17776 saying re:the human fear of mortality that 'we were all in it together, though. every stranger you ever met, they were fighting the very same fight you were'. artemis ii astronaut jeremy hansen saying to houston over comms that the crew was naming crater carroll after astronaut reid weismann's late wife. 17776 saying 'they are creatures of play. they will remain creatures of play until the end of time'. artemis astronaut christina koch sleeping upside down during the mission. eddie krieger from 17776 who has sat in a cave for thousands of years asking "you ever wonder if this is heaven now? you ever wonder if we're all just there now and we don't know it?" the artemis ii crew being asked how they felt when they went behind the dark side of the moon and all communication was cut off. tim no-rock-unturned from 17776 replying that "I get scared. and I think, "this can't be Heaven if I'm getting scared, right? and then I think, 'maybe I am in Heaven, and Heaven is scary'. astronaut victor glover on artemis ii replying that "I said a little prayer, but then I had to keep rolling." happy april 7th 2026.

[i-drink-tree-sap]

.On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.

[bnq]

happy forever, everybody

[easyrev3nge]

i am finally watching Incantation why did i wait so long it’s so good !!!!!

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[heavensghost]

Words by Andrea Gibson

[goldensunset]

well when all else fails at least there’s daydreaming about your oc getting tortured and abused and experimented on and assaulted and dehumanized and torn apart and surgically modified and

[easyrev3nge]

Seeing snapchat memories from 10 years ago. First one was me with a puppy filter, I’m making a silly face but I had saved it with a really self-loathing caption; the one immediately following it was me documenting that I had lost my last baby tooth.

[calleido]