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@eat-wood
Oh my god im so sorry but I think the funniest thing I've ever seen was just now I saw a tweet of patrick stewart posting a video of himself eating beans on toast and saying "my signature dish" and brent spiner retweeting it and replying with "ive seen him eat wood"
In case anybody hasn’t seen the tweet in all its glory:
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y’all really need to stop wishing death and pain on your enemies. its psychotic.
I wish life and learning on my enemies. May they live long enough to become my friends.
I hope my enemies die and go to hell no matter what
You want to be friends with a republican senator or politician?
You want to be friends with Tucker Carlson and Sean hannity? Or have a pyjama party with bezos or musk?
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate*
do you ever have a good url just to flex on 90% of tumblr users
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate*.
I hate people who use “taste” as an all around term for the quality of the food. the only difference between soft woods and hard woods is their density and how easy it is to fucking chew. Ive tasted so many god damn types of wood before, from pinewood, to mahogany, to katalox, yellow buckeye, i even gone through the risk of braking all of my goddamn teeth by eating fucking quebracho wood, and i can assure you there is no difference in taste amongst them. yes, this means you too Applewood lovers! It doesnt taste like apples! it tastes like all other wood! stop fucking buying into bullshit commercials, just get a cheap block or some woodchips, dont spend money on the most exotic plank of acacia wood because its orange and businesses say it tastes different. ok? ok. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate* im done here
Did you know that almond butter is a much healthier to drink than other milks?
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate* What does this have to do with anything we just said here. make your own post
me as pirate jus fucking DESTROYING some wood
I want to Eat that fucking wood!!
Please don’t eat wood
… Personally, I don’t fancy wood chips too much, but these look really good! I should try some cut like this. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate*
So… you like slimetony don’t you? You’ve been reblogging from thebootydiaries, haven’t you?
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate* no sir.
Baja Blast is the worst flavor of Mountain Dew and you should feel bad for liking it
The best way I can respond to this is publicly and expose you.
youch. not much of a soda drinker myself, but this was pretty slick. nice handling man. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate*
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate* dude wtf man what the hell jerry jesus christ dude what thw hell was that dude man oh my god jerry fuck was that for geez yo whats that all about mate dude chill down and out jerry
I HAVE
AND I DO 000000
hey dude can you maybe chill? lol just calm down haha *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate*
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate* I hear that leaves taste good, but ive never tried one. Anyone got good ideas?
damn yall are rude. I know you guys know what leaves taste good. *takes another bite out of the block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate*
Hi steve
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate* yo what up.
I hate people who use “taste” as an all around term for the quality of the food. the only difference between soft woods and hard woods is their density and how easy it is to fucking chew. Ive tasted so many god damn types of wood before, from pinewood, to mahogany, to katalox, yellow buckeye, i even gone through the risk of braking all of my goddamn teeth by eating fucking quebracho wood, and i can assure you there is no difference in taste amongst them. yes, this means you too Applewood lovers! It doesnt taste like apples! it tastes like all other wood! stop fucking buying into bullshit commercials, just get a cheap block or some woodchips, dont spend money on the most exotic plank of acacia wood because its orange and businesses say it tastes different. ok? ok. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate* im done here
This is horseshit.
Are you fucking telling me you can’t taste the pitch in pinewood? What, are you eating store-bought blanched BOARDS?!!???!?!?
Eat a real pine tree, asshole.
Taste the pine sap. Tell me it tastes like orange wood, just ducking try it, douchenozzle.
*takes another bite out of the block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate* wow, ok, sorry i dont live in a god-damned forest. Where the fuck am I gonna find a pine tree? And I wasnt talking about the sap either, you fucking schinopsis head! damn...
I hate people who use “taste” as an all around term for the quality of the food. the only difference between soft woods and hard woods is their density and how easy it is to fucking chew. Ive tasted so many god damn types of wood before, from pinewood, to mahogany, to katalox, yellow buckeye, i even gone through the risk of braking all of my goddamn teeth by eating fucking quebracho wood, and i can assure you there is no difference in taste amongst them. yes, this means you too Applewood lovers! It doesnt taste like apples! it tastes like all other wood! stop fucking buying into bullshit commercials, just get a cheap block or some woodchips, dont spend money on the most exotic plank of acacia wood because its orange and businesses say it tastes different. ok? ok. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate* im done here
Cedar wood is best wood
Its ok i guess, but people like to serve it covered in that lake water that looks like shitwater. with out that, its fine. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate*
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate* I hear that leaves taste good, but ive never tried one. Anyone got good ideas?
I hate people who use “taste” as an all around term for the quality of the food. the only difference between soft woods and hard woods is their density and how easy it is to fucking chew. Ive tasted so many god damn types of wood before, from pinewood, to mahogany, to katalox, yellow buckeye, i even gone through the risk of braking all of my goddamn teeth by eating fucking quebracho wood, and i can assure you there is no difference in taste amongst them. yes, this means you too Applewood lovers! It doesnt taste like apples! it tastes like all other wood! stop fucking buying into bullshit commercials, just get a cheap block or some woodchips, dont spend money on the most exotic plank of acacia wood because its orange and businesses say it tastes different. ok? ok. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate* im done here
It’s all true what @eat-wood is saying. I went to highschool with him.
S3nator...
*quickly eats the rest of the woodblock, hastily causing splinters to sprinkle everywhere*
You Have No Dominion In My Realm. Leave At Once Or Face Immediate And Swift Consequences
Well I’m all caught up on SU, and even tho I’ve been very upset at the show recently the new episodes are super good
*takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate* i thought they were better then what the recent episodes before this have done but… meh. like i love the idea that season 5 will finally have steven going to homeworld or something. this show has always had the problem with moving it’s plot fast so i dont know.
I agree, they have season 5 set up well rn I just hope they don’t mess it up like they did with the other visit to homeworld
i agree. our gems dont have a ship so they cant retrieve him, which either means steven is gonna pull some badass shit or this homeworld arch is going to last a while before something else happens. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you'd bite a bar of chocolate*
I hate people who use “taste” as an all around term for the quality of the food. the only difference between soft woods and hard woods is their density and how easy it is to fucking chew. Ive tasted so many god damn types of wood before, from pinewood, to mahogany, to katalox, yellow buckeye, i even gone through the risk of braking all of my goddamn teeth by eating fucking quebracho wood, and i can assure you there is no difference in taste amongst them. yes, this means you too Applewood lovers! It doesnt taste like apples! it tastes like all other wood! stop fucking buying into bullshit commercials, just get a cheap block or some woodchips, dont spend money on the most exotic plank of acacia wood because its orange and businesses say it tastes different. ok? ok. *takes a bite out of a block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate* im done here
You know, I’d say something but I literally used to eat wooden pencils as a kid so
hey man, thats how we all start out! *takes another bite out of the block of wood, like how you’d bite a bar of chocolate*
