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Upper management making me feel bad for calling out sick

Coworkers making me feel bad for showing up sick

#capitalism #sick at work #you can’t win

zmpl

i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time

you know you’re depressed when smoking feels like too much work

#stoner #depression #i gotta pack a whole bowl AND put shoes on AND go outside

#pickleball #meme

tonysopranoproskater69420

with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again

#Real but I rent a house that my grandparents own and I can’t destroy my grandma’s house

jbfly46

Lawyers are the creators of the types of settlements from lawsuits against companies like Purdue for their unlawful marketing of OxyContin. They get millions, you get a donation. The law suit against Monsanto has yielded millions for lawyers, 60% of the total settlement, and the health insurance companies got 20% of that settlement for each cancer victim, leaving the victim 20%. It’s a total scam.

eatfriesandsleep

Did you say Purdue, the chicken company, sells Oxy?

revenantghost

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET EXPERIENCE IF EVERYTHING REQUIRES EXPERIENCE

#jobsearch #indeed

dragongirlbunny

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

dragongirlbunny

bleeding

guccifloralsuits

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

malfoyesque

noah-wyles

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

eatfriesandsleep

Yeah but it’d be nice if some of my og mutuals came back