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🚧 Julian (?) (currently) | he/him | Australia 🚧 🚫 terfs zionists yanks 🚫

[okaydays22]

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[nemfrog]

Plate 16. Yellow-bellied snake and sea horse. A popular account of Australian snakes. 1898.

[bearie]

saying "this guy gets it" and im alone in an empty concrete room where the walls are leaking something sticky

[nemfrog]

“Fishes new to South Australia.” The south Australian naturalist. June 1, 1939.

Internet Archive

[internetfingers]

Taiwan 2004

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[mydogtypedthis]

Loooove wjen you do a double-take of a cat statue and it's actually a cat

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[dsunearthed]

Japan, 2005

[mydogtypedthis]

I love T-distributions cause it's like. Not confident that what you're telling your normal distribution is accurate? Solution: get your normal distribution a little drunk (more confident = beer, less confident = several shots) so now it's not really sure it understands what you're saying either and voila. Inaccuracies no longer your fault

[weweantica]

[mi-ciudad]

i don't really want to do the WORK today i don't really want to do the work TODAY i don't REALLY want to do the work today i DON'T want to do the work today

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

[nemfrog]

“Grass-trees, cycads and ferns in West Australia.” Plant geography. 1912. 

[cryptwretch]

the big one fucks the small one = tired, derivative, ubiquitous, wow did you think of that yourself

the small one fucks the big one = contrarian, woooah so different and original look at you, you don't actually think that

the small one and the big one fuck each other = oh really, wow, radical centrist over here, shut up, dismissive jacking off motion

[mydogtypedthis]

Naming my kid Atom so only British people sound stupid when addressing them