[unholyfeasting]

halfman (2026) / nosferatu (2024)

[eatingjewels]

Be wanting to kms soooooo bad but there's really no good way to go about it. Guess I don't have that dog in me

[eatingjewels]

Taking pics of Roman's dropped homoerotic trainer storyline like I'm at a concert

[eatingjewels]

People in the movies should have adult acne

[eatingjewels]

Succession is about many things. One of them is Greg Hirsch's metamorphosis into a sugar baby

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[oceanssapart]

You knew how to twist the knife. You knew then, and you know now.

[eatingjewels]

Kendall is so lame and uncharismatic a main character it's awesome. In ep one, his driver nervously says "your the man mr. Roy" then right before he steps into the ATN building he lights a cigarette takes one drag then throws in on the ground. Bro thought he was about to get his movie moment nope get ready to be more suicidal than ever looollll

[eatingjewels]

The "would you love me if I was a worm" joke is actually really ableist(seeing if I can start some bullshit discourse)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

being a terf literally turns your brains to oatmeal that’s the only way any of this shit makes any sense

[eatingjewels]

Im unemployed and bitchless might rewatch all of succession

[boyfriendtvcom]

[simonangelart]

Motorcycle Psychosis - Simon Angel

With Rachel Sweeney

Photography, 2026

[eatingjewels]

Deborah Vance is actually a close personal friend

[eatingjewels]

How deeeeppp is your butttttt is it like the ocean? ( wet and filled with undiscovered creatures )

[eatingjewels]

I think that paramount+ program "couples therapy" is evil

[cryptotheism]

I feel like Squidward is the type of gay man who sexually imprinted on an unrequited crush in his teens and has been chasing it's shadow ever since. Sexually speaking I think it would be difficult for him to be present. It's not that he has trouble being vulnerable, I think he's a vulnerable if tense lover. Like whenever he sleeps with somebody new he can only see them when measured against an ideal he won't allow himself to fully comprehend. Because if he ever looks at it head on, he knows it will never happen perfectly. Like, he has a hard time indulging in his partners fantasies, especially when it clashes with the semiconscious image in his head. So the sex is pleasant but tense and distant.

[cryptotheism]

It wasn't Squilliam. It was some other person that moved schools and vanished before the advent of social media. Squilliam was the NEXT uncomfortable crush, but it formed around the unresolved feelings from the first crush, which is part of why he's feels so bitter towards Squilliam.