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People online do this weird thing where they'll brainwash themselves into earnestly believing their favorite male celebrity is bisexual. To the point that they'll angrily defend the celebrity's fake identity with their lives. All to what justify enjoying some cishet dude?... or maybe just cause a kind of gay guy is hotter to them?

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I do like matt johnson's work on the whole but I get crazy second hand embarrassment from the way people talk about him online so I keep my trap shut

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Balthazar is fake bisexual, Solomon is real bisexual

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Terrified that im smelling a dead rat in my room. I Dont Need This Shit Right Now

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Every love song could be about Sasuke and Naruto

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Just saw a Hiccup How to Train your Dragon edit to Ethel Cain. People are changing the game in a major way

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The casting i have a problem with in the odyssey is Matt Damon

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Odysseus was a mary sue :/

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I larp the jackass franchise

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Embarrassingly im still a fan of rick and morty

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Watched Kiki's Delivery Service with my 8 year cousin while there was super heavy rainfall and a tornado warning out for our area. Not a better viewing experience for that movie just the perfect vibe.

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I wish shirts fit me the way they fit johnny knoxville

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[eatingjewels]

I want to fall into a romantic and sexual love with Joan Cusack

[mendely]

catholic priest running late to mass with the sacramental bread in his mouth

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Kind of never felt uglier

[imacone]

"Passingly, I think that this might always have been inevitable, that perhaps she had always known it but had wanted to hold on for me, for as long as she could."

-Our Wives Under the Sea