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Ryan 21 MKs KKΨ Dank Memes and Wet Dreams ENFP

[obsceneyouth]

Me watching homemade amateur porn:

I wonder if they’re in love.

[plainwhitebees]

life, but everytime you cry it gets faster

[video-hall-of-fame]

me at this point in the semester

[btvs]

[ketripon]

Visit Original Link

[junkrat-irl]

thank god people are finally bringing back hoon

[saccharinekat]

I don’t know what I was expecting

[junkrat-irl]

if you werent expecting mccree to say “its hoon” i dont know what to tell you

[eatmymetalworms]

@howdoieven everyday

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[lake-erie]

girl: come over me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone me:

[tchaikovskyyy-deactivated201408]

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

[live-love-laurens]

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

[brandybottle-fox]

“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

[zadca]

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

[aalbons]

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

[backwards-into-hell]

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

[jinglewubwubwubwub]

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

[kabukiaku]

ladyhistory

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

This is a thing of beauty.

[usnavis-hat-deactivated20170702]

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

[the-meme-monarch]

imagine one for the new U.S. constitution 

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

“No???”

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[unfaggy]

you know what….

[sprousetwinsblog]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[sludgewave420]

everything was blue

his jat

his jorts

his joots

[thebootydiaries]

this post gave me the black plague

[filbipott]

dont you mean

the blue plague

[potatoshoe]

The jague

[thebootydiaries]

how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

[gorgonsach]

[swimminginseas]

[wasretiredstripper-deactivated2]

when you see somebody cute at school

[zenec]

when ur about to drag someone

[pokemoneggs-deactivated20150801]

high school musical 2s “I dont dance” is a metaphor for homosexuality/bisexuality and here’s why:

in the song, dancing (stereotypically associated with women and gay men) represents same-gender attraction and the more “masculine” sport, baseball, represents heterosexuality. Ryan tells chad “I’ll show you that it’s one and the same” - that being gay is as valid as being straight, and that it is nothing to be ashamed of. ryan is clearly proud of being able to dance

Ryan encourages chad to “swing like him”, bearing in mind ryan is strongly implied to be gay and the word swing is often used with regards to sexuality, ie “I don’t swing that way”

Chad displays a stereotypical masculine bravado, he is clearly trying to impress Ryan, he tells him “I’ve got what it takes… so you better spin that pitch you’re gonna throw me”, while reasserting his definite heterosexuality, he adds “I’ll show you how I swing”

Chad also implies that he experiences gay feelings but represses them. When ryan tells him “You’ll never know if you never try”, chad replies “there’s just one thing that stops me every time”. this shows his fear of social rejection and his own internalised homophobia

as the song progresses this becomes more obvious, chad goes from saying he “doesn’t” dance to saying he “can’t” even though it is clear that he is actually a good dancer while also being skilled at baseball

from this we can guess that chad is bisexual and that ryan is either bisexual or gay, though we can assume his preference lies with men at this point

on top of this there is the obvious underlying sexual tension running throughout the song. they switch between confrontational and flirty; there’s a lot of smiling and eyebrow waggling going on, and when they do dance they get all up in each others personal space

the song ends with ryan falling on top of chad. in the following scene, they are wearing each other’s clothes

[venusianbarbie]

THIS TEA!! THIS EXPOSÉ!!

[eatmymetalworms]

@foryoumerry found it!