ZATAN’S FACEBOOK POSTS SENTENCE STARTERS:
“I would kill you and everything you love for a single breadstick from Olive Garden.”
“Y'all act like condoms don’t rip and can’t malfunction, you can still use protection and end up pregnant. Educate yourself.”
“If this virus gets anymore toxic Imma end up dating it.
“If I ever date a sneakerhead and he cheats on me, I’m creasing every damn pair of his shoes.”
“Guys always talking about how they want a crazy bitch but dip once they find out that she watches bestgore instead of investigation discovery.”
“Not to flex but the voices in my head been real quiet since I banged my head against wall fifteen times.”
“Jeffery Dahmer the people nommer.”
“Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning paint thinner.”
“You’re in his DMs, but I’m in his police report, we are not the same.”
“Y'all ain’t gonna be fucking laughing when you wake up and look out you’re window and the first thing you see is me sitting in a lawn chair in your front yard sipping a wine cooler and waiting till you come out so I can bash the bottle over your fucking head.“
“People act like my mom won’t beat your mom’s ass as I’m beating your ass.“
“I know where both these bitches live. I got hands, and they can be thrown.“
“I better see you in the mosh pit.”
“Zooming in the camera lens on your weed don’t make it exotic.“
“How come whenever somebody die y'all just ASSUME they went to heaven, got me thinking hell is empty and shit.“
“I feel like breadsticks give me power, gotta be the carbs or something.“
“Stupidity is a disease and I am a fourteenth-century rat.“
“I’m tired of boys messing with me, stop playing like I ain’t got your address or your mamas number.”
“My ex called me a hood rat.”
“This kid just BARKED at another kid in my class they just communicating like they dogs or something like that.”
“I have this one small patch of skin on my forehead that seems dry and it makes me feel like a slithery snake.”
“Just because we don’t sit at the same table anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want you to eat, remember that.“
“WELL slap my ass and call me a mouse with a chicken strip.“
“So like you ever see those people with those big ass gaps in they teeth? So big they can fit four blunts in that gap?“
“Your man crush Monday wears emoji decorated hoodies.“
“Romeo and Juliet didn’t drink poison, they went out partying with 4loko.”
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