Ebbie (elle/she/her)

Pass me the prosciutto

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

[overfalls]

donghua gets points from me because this is such an unbelievably cunt way to introduce your protagonist

[bat-incooking-school]

Out of all of the donghua's problems, a lack of aura is never one of them

[caseyeatspizza]

Did you know Nathan was a wrestler?

[lazy-ladybug]

dude is so excited to ruin everyone's night

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[watsdaughter]

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

[teaboot]

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

[ebbieboop]

It should be legal to throw eggs at people who knowingly do something to disturb your peace and quiet. Like a social contract. You take the risk or HAVE to do something that you know will annoy the shit out of your neighbors? You learn to expect the eggs.

[ebbieboop]

The Morning Piss: enemy of sleeping in

[unliikelylovers]

it’s been said before and it’s not even close to the worst thing but it sucks how our current robber barons are such philistines. like these guys aren’t even building libraries or concert halls. they can’t even pretend to enjoy art, and they don’t see any value in signaling that they appreciate art

[higglety]

this current batch of the fithy-rich is BORING. They're BORING. Oh you have a yacht that's bigger than anybody else's yacht but functionally no different from one of your fancy houses? BORING. You have yet another fast car? YAWN. You ate a burger but like, a special burger? whatever. FUND AN OPERA ABOUT ANOTHER RICH GUY YOU HATE, DIPSHITS. How about you put a concert hall with your name on it in every city in the US and fund their operations for the next decade, if you're so rich????? unless you're too poor to afford that????? How many people do you, personally, directly employ, and what are their salaries? Do you pay well enough to command the loyalty and willing service of any masters of their craft? It would be so easy to win the absolute love and adoration of the masses in this climate but no, they wanna build bunkers and play politics in order to save a few more miserable nickles.

[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[zeyrablue]

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

[kedreeva]

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

[gardeninthevoid]

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

[elucubrare]

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus 

Neptune

Pluto

[warriorsofficial]

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Oh ok wow this is fucking creepy but very interesting and-JESUS CHRIST SATURN OH GOD NO PLEASE NO”

[ebbieboop]

Folx, how come no one has done the "this is how Uranus sounds" and it's just fart noises joke yet?

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[ebbieboop]

Shot in the dark:

I'm almost done/up to date with Michael Connelly's serieSSSS.

I'm looking for another prolific author with a detective series or mystery/crime/thriller series with the same main character behind it.

Hopefully, it's available in audiobook format.

Bonus point if the author and/or the protagonist is a woman or from a marginalized community.

Help a fellow bookish girlie out plz!

[ebbieboop]

Yeah so sometimes I unfollow pages because they post too much and I cannot see all the other great stuff I follow. Such is the Tumblr struggle (very minor compared to any other social media, mind you)

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[ebbieboop]

There is a weird graph where being eyeblasted by pics and gifs of a drama makes me want to watch it so badly

V.

same exact thing but really makes me want to never watch it

Why is brain this way

[rybacanu]

PURSUIT OF JADE ⁃ 逐玉 (2026) Episode 21.

[inadvertently-biblical]

Anthony Head (1954-2026) as Rupert Giles

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 4x18