Elisabeth Castleman

Personal trainer ❤insta: @eb.castle Bodybalancetheory.com

[janetsource]

[x]

[05am]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Well I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse

[demiiwhiffin]

we can but pray

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[sassydw]

[as-per-usual]

[ofcarnivora]

Holy shit

[kushandwizdom]

[themotivationjournals]

If you want to be happy, you have to be happy on purpose. When you wake up, you can’t just wait to see what kind of day you’ll have. You have to decide what kind of day you’ll have.

Joel Osteen (via themotivationjournals)

[dailyinspirationquotes]

[angel-no-angel]

You: Creepypasta

Me, an Intellectual: Feartuccine Alfraido

[thekingoftuesdaynight]

Feartuccine afraido

[sapphicphoenix]

Leg day and I actually did no squats just deadlifts mostly

[larmoyante]

Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you’re supposed to. Stay home on New Year’s Eve if that’s what makes you happy. Skip the committee meeting. Cross the street to avoid making aimless chitchat with random acquaintances. Read. Cook. Run. Write a story.

Susan Cain, Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking  (via larmoyante)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[legitimatelala]

Gotdamnit

[cravefoodie]

[swoopyswish]

[shefoundmurder]