bagel bitch

allie- 23 - she/her you probably just know me from scout’s blog

[ebdanon]

Hi omg you have an account! Ive always wondered, where does the name ebdanon come from?

hii! so basically one of the first asks i sent to scout @heystephen was about how the first speak now dress from tour reminded me of everything bagels bc it looked like it had the seasoning on it lmao and i started signing off on my asks because of a jake gyllenhal gif that looked like he was holding a possum and not a ferret. truly my stupidity and whimsy outshine me. ‘ebd anon’ is purely because im too lazy to write out ‘everything bagel dress anon’ lmfao i send too many asks for that. anyway heres a pic so u see what i mean

[ebdanon]

btw lore anon are you still here because the fuck do you mean they hard launched.

[ebdanon]

happy new year!

[ebdanon]

overall fun. fav is life of a showgirl yay

[stillgotscars]

“i heard you call me ‘boring barbie’ when the coke’s got you brave”

[ebdanon]

“i can make deals with the devil cuz my dicks bigger” is CRAZYYYY 😭😭😭😭

[ebdanon]

ok im here. fate of ophelia bumps

[ebdanon]

sending much love and hope for your mom ebd anon, please know there will always be people to support you

-💫

thank you 🩷🩷🩷

[heystephen]

i found out recently my mama has cancer so uh. if you could post a couple pics of coconut i would appreciate (my mom should be okay, thankfully) -ebd anon

im so sorry ebd anon :( pls give my best to ebd mom 💙 here is some coconut:

[ebdanon]

i havent paid a whole lot of attention to taylor and travis this past year besides watching the podcast but truly its very wild to see them now vs a couple years ago. just a crazy story all around

[missegyptiana]

from this to this. i’m sobbing.

[justanapparatus]

taylor swift is a better person than me because if I was set to release a new work that I was proud of and quite literally every brand possible used it to farm engagement from my fans and my fans genuinely found it cute I would tear my hair out

[ebdanon]

got chappell roan tickets last week and now ts12 is imminent life could be a dream

[tolerateit]

actually the most accurate way to predict if she's releasing a new album is to check if the swiftie who went on a camping trip with no network before folklore was announced is traveling again

[ebdanon]

trust that im getting sabrina tickets for pittsburgh even if it kills me

[ebdanon]

i did it

[ebdanon]

Happy disabiilty pride month (July)

omg i didnt realize this :) thank you!!

[ebdanon]

it my birthday