sorry it's my shalashian temperament

loud, queer, horny opinions about the cosmere with a sprinkling of cremposts/ kids this blog probably isn't for you but do what you want I'm not your parents/ an old by tumblr standards (29)

[knightsgaydiant]

i’m here, i’m queer, I’m shitposting about the cosmere

[isdalinarhot]

Sadeas and Elhokar are not foils in the slightest but instead a mysterious new thing where you can use Sadeas to win multiple Elhokar stan moashcourse arguments. “It was bad for Moash to assassinate Elhokar!” and yet Adolin assassinating Sadeas for the exact same reason Moash assassinated Elhokar and in the exact same manner that Moash assassinated Elhokar is universally (rightfully even!) seen as Good and Based. “Elhokar was only nineteen during the Roshone Affair, he was just a kid, he can’t be held responsible for that!” Sadeas is sixteen in ob 3 and he does All That. Are you gonna be morally consistent and say Sadeas doing All That is fine in-universe because he was a kid (something you shouldn’t seriously do btw!). And so on

[knightsgaydiant]

sometimes I feel like sanderson made kaladin too young for all his life experience, and then I remember that it literally took a natural disaster for him remember he has parents, and yeah that’s a teenager alright

[knightsgaydiant]

HE LETS THEM THINK HE’S DEAD!!!!

[say-gex]

“hello, mom and dad, i’m a slave now, hope you’re proud”

[knightsgaydiant]

ok it's been years so sorry to dredge it up, but what the fuck does this response mean? I actually think about it a lot and find it really offensive actually

[jennydolfen]

“Bind my leg,” Kaladin said weakly. “The rest of me should be fine. Heal right up . . .”

One of the funniest “never comes up again” things in SLA is Kaladin and Shallan slaying a full-ass chasmfiend and it’s never mentioned again. Shallan tells Kal to keep it quiet because she doesn’t want people to know she is a Radiant, and he goes, “yep, relatable” as he shows up in the triage tent completely wrecked with his leg in shreds and goes, uh yes, we found a dead chasmfiend. Also, something must’ve chomped on me when I wasn’t looking. Twice. Detail:

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[knightsgaydiant]

look if you're not eroticizing your trauma what are you even doing? having healthy coping mechanisms? disgusting

[knightsgaydiant]

It's sadalinar disco time!- Heart of Glass by Blondie is a sadalinar song!!!

[knightsgaydiant]

Is sadalinar just disco? Discuss

[knightsgaydiant]

if I were a gay ardent/scholar on Roshar many years after the books I would be such a queer Dalinar scholar you don't even understand, I'd be pulling up those dream records by Navani and pointing out his crush on Nohadon, I'd be pulling up battle records and soldiers' diaries referencing his "friendship" with Sadeas, I'd be pouring over Thaylen texts for any mention of Kdralk's interactions with Dalinar, I would make it my life's work

[isdalinarhot]

we all know that dalinar was having tons of gay sex in the oathbringer flashbacks, including with sadeas, and it never came up in the books because it wasn't important to kaladin's journey. brandon told me. in a wob. we also know that all the shit dalinar did wrong (presumably, including gay cheating on his wife, which he did, brandon told me, in a wob) are in oathbringer: my glory and my shame

how did dalinar address the gay sex in his memoir

did not even bring it up, because the gay sex was justified

did not even bring it up, because he was not ready to come out

included the gay cheating, but did not out sadeas

included the gay cheating, also outed sadeas because fuck him

no explicit gay cheating but ob:mgams is super homoerotic so its implied

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[knightsgaydiant]

It's sadalinar disco time!- Heart of Glass by Blondie is a sadalinar song!!!

[knightsgaydiant]

Don't Bring Me Down by ELO is a a sadeas/dalinar song from which perspective you ask? both? both. both is good!

[knightsgaydiant]

"you're lookin good just like a snake in the grass"

excuse me? what in the unhinged FUCK

[nooneinnportant]

Adolin: You’re a soldier! It's in your blood.

Kaladin: That's racist.

Adolin: Your soul?

Kaladin: That's racist.

Adolin: Your eyes?

Kaladin: That's gay.

Adolin: That's homophobic.

Kaladin: That's darkeyed.

Adolin: That's racist!!!

Kaladin: Damnation.

[transfemkaladin]

i heard in the live action they’re giving kaladin estrogen

[knightsgaydiant]

free my man he did all that but he also had freaky kandra sex and he was her best lay

[knightsgaydiant]

I want Mare to come back as the big bad of era four of Mistborn. Idc how or why. I just think she should get do that, as a treat

[taravangians-storming-balls]

Shout out to this reddit hate comment on my moadolin comic post that had phrasing so bizarre it made me laugh cry. Providing aid and comfort to the traitor moash <3

[athespaceace]

Reblog to provide aid and comfort to the traitor Moash‼️‼️

[knightsgaydiant]

I feel so grateful to this because now we have like a thing to say back to counter the f moashers, like we get a fun little catchphrase too and ours is better and you actually made it for us

[cosmerelists]

How Characters from Other Cosmere Novels Would Provide Aid and Comfort to the Traitor Moash

As requested by anon. :)

@taravangians-storming-balls posted a moadolin comic on reddit and received a truly bizarre hate comment, as detailed on their post about the incident. The reddit comment notably accused the comic of "providing aid and comfort to the traitor Moash," a phrasing that has since delighted denizens of tumblr. Anyway, that's the background. Now here is how characters from other Cosmere novels would go about providing aid and comfort to the traitor Moash.

1. Kelsier

Kelsier: [Watching Moash kill people, clapping and cheering] Kelsier: Woo-hoo! Nice job, son! Kelsier: I have orange slices and a juice box for you whenever you get tired! Kelsier: [shaking his head with a fond smile] Kelsier: Ah, kids.

2. Tress

Tress: Wow...it sounds like you've read a really rough time. Tress: Of course you can still stay on the ship! Tress: I mean, Laggart was cruel and mean and killed people, and we still let him stay on! It's fine! Laggart: ...I wish you wouldn't use me as an example every time we welcome aboard a new crewmember. Tress: Oh, sorry! Moash: ...What kind of place IS this?

3. Zane

Zane: Crazy? You're definitely not crazy. Zane: Killing people because a god tells you to is pretty normal, actually. Zane: And your dyed black uniform IS cool. Moash: ...Why do I feel worse every time you agree with me? Zane: I have that effect on people.

4. Dusk

Dusk: Patji is an unforgiving place. You will likely not survive. Moash: ...I was promised aid and comfort? Dusk: Oh. Hm. Dusk: Aid: If you feel a tickle, that means you are about to die. Dusk: Comfort: If you die, you will no longer suffer in this place. Dusk: Goodbye. Moash: ... Moash: I guess that technically counts.

5. Silence

Silence: We don't care about people's pasts here. Silence: This is a waystop in the Forests of Hell. Moash: Great. I'm Moash, by the way. Silence: Already more than I wanted to know. Moash: ... Moash: I think I might like it here.

6. Lightsong

Lightsong: You seem very tense. Lightsong: Please! Relax. Have a drink. It gets better. Lightsong: I know that Returning is a lot, at first. Moash: Why does everyone in this place assume I'm one of you god people??? Lightsong: Are you not? You're awfully tall and strong and handsome, so I just assumed... Lightsong: Do you want a drink anyway? Moash: Tall...? Strong...? Handsome...? Lightsong: Oh dear. I might have broken him.

7. Miles Hundredlives

Miles: I'm impressed by your resume, son. Miles: You understand who the true criminals are, and you do not let the law stop you from apprehending them. Miles: I would be honored to recruit you to the cause. Miles: Quick question--are you open to being hemalurgically spiked? Moash: Sure, whatever. Miles: You might be...pefect.

8. Raoden

Moash: All I really wanted was a good king. Moash: My whole plan was to kill the corrupt ruler and replace him with Dalinar, who I thought at the time was a good man. Moash: Then I figured humans suck so the ones who should be in charge are the Singers. Moash: But you! Everyone says you're an actual good king AND you're not human! Moash: Please let me work for you! Raoden: [Is silver] Um...I am human, though? Moash: Ew, really? Moash: Well, I'll get past it. Raoden: ... Roaden: Welcome on board, I suppose?

9. Vin

Vin: So you...killed the ruler of your city due to his crimes against your people and also more specifically the fact that he killed someone you loved? Vin: Hype. [holds up her hand for a high-five] Moash: [eying her warily] I also killed a lot of other people. Vin: Ah yes. Vin: Been there. Vin: So what do you think? Join our crew? Moash: ... Moash: Why does everyone on this planet want to recruit me?

10. Tindwyl

Tindwyl: Posture? Uninspiring. Tindwyl: Self-confidence and charisma? Nonexistant. Tindwyl: Old uniform dyed black? Pathetic. Tindwyl: If I am to help you realize your true potential, you will need to do everything that I say. Moash: Who the hell are you?! How is this "aid and comfort"?! Tindwyl: I offer twice the aid. Tindwyl: I offer no comfort. Moash: ... Moash: I could be on board with that.

[wetchickenbreast]

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend