neato

Like, are you serious?

[ebscohostofficial]

Im back to the void... hey

[ebscohostofficial]

Have you ever slept on your arm and hurt it for all eternity?.. cause i think i have.

[ebscohostofficial]

Im sad that I had to spend my birthday in quarantine, i was wanting to actually have a party this year (i never want that) and I wanted to get snake bites

[ebscohostofficial]

Is it dumb to cry because you ordered something for your birthday because you are in quarantine on your birthday and you are pretty sure the things you ordered are lost in the mail and it was $90 that your grandma gave you... cause like im sad and i know its dumb and i feel stupid... but like, im crying... ugh

[ebscohostofficial]

FUCK. I can't stop online shopping.

This is a fucking movie bro... Ha Ha 😜

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“You can only grow if you’re willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new.”

— Brian Tracy

[theorganasolo]

Harrison Ford as Han Solo - A New Hope

[kristoffblogman]

Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[binalakai-archive-deactivated20]

[acoolguy]

you ever have to shake your leg because there’s a rock in it?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

thats your bones

[acoolguy]

every day i learn some more

[cinderlea-deactivated20210428]

we Heart It

[bopeep]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

[baratwunk]

[mykey-20]

[homietwt]

[decision]

[darkgreyclouds]

cutie

[dailyblep]

Road trip blop