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[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Wattpad: pay me monthly 🤩 and we will remove ads for you. also free offline stories I guess as long as you keep paying me. but we have censorship so keep your kinks to yourself. what we don’t have is tagging systems, so good luck trying to find what you want or avoiding what you don’t want to read lol

meanwhile AO3: so everything is free in our house. read whatever you want offline. also no ads. no capitalism. no censorship. be as wild as you want with your fics. also we have tagging systems so you can search or avoid any specific tags, pairings, relationships or characters. whatever you want.

I’m sorry but if you’re still complaining, you don’t realize how good you have it with AO3, one of the last platforms on the internet that is free of capitalism and censorship. just artists and writers creating and sharing their works with the community for free and for fun. just authentic love between artists, their works, characters, stories and audiences.

[whirlipedal]

okay so the thing is with drk quests cause idk who vanitas is but probably is that you find this soulstone of the Dark Knight (DRK) from the corpse of a dead body and it makes you pass out and when you wake up the corpse that was there is alive and talking to you and his name is fray and he guides you on the path to becoming a dark knight but throughout the entire thing he says odd stuff about how "WE will do x" and you get these visions when meditating with him and eventually at the lv50 quest youre being accused of heresy by a knight and go to the observatorium to speak w a priest abt it and when you show up fray is already there and killed a bunch of knights on the ground and turns around and is like "you dont understand you dont understand youre killing us both we cant go on like this we cant keep doing this we carry so much on our shoulders because of you because you cant say no and its not your fault but it is and we have to getr away you need to come with me and if you dont ill still be with you because i am you im the part of you you dont like to think about you dont like to think about the desire for blood weve carried since we were a child and the anger you feel at being used and betrayed every step of the way and i know this im the only one who could ever understand you because i am you. pklease come with me". and then you say no and you fight and after defeating him you do the weird meditation soul thingy (which is basically just going to the innerworld/headspace) and hes like "its fine that you dont want me i get it i get it this is how it has to be but when youre too tired to keep on fighting just call out for me and ill always be there i promise i am always right by your side" and then his physical body fades into mist and absorbs into your soul and you just. live with that now. with the knowledge that youve met the "darkest" part of you and now everybody knows it because he was RIGHT THERE and you cant go back and you hurt him and he hurt you but sometimes you feel your name on your lips and want to see him just one more time. and its fucked forever

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I need tiktokers to understand that ao3 has been home for the freaks (affectionate) ever since the day it was created. the entire site was created because “dark and fucked up fics” were banned and removed from other platforms, so us freaks came together and created a site for other freaks — a site where nothing is censored, a site with no algorithm, no capitalism, no ads, and again, absolutely no censorship.

this has been our house for decades. you newbies don’t come into our house and tell us how to arrange our furniture. either be nice and respect our house, or leave and build your own house elsewhere.

[virtualgirladvance]

shes singing pictures ;_;

[birdsareblooming]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[tainbocuailnge]

i like when they wheel estinien out to talk to dragons because the game will be like, estinien really has a way of talking with dragons! and the way he talks with dragons is like "are you a pussy or something" and then the dragon will be like "god you're such a bitch just like nidhogg" and, crucially, this works every time

[tainbocuailnge]

estinien peptalking dragons

[tainbocuailnge]

estinien's character arc is letting go of his anger so he can stop being an empty suit of armor propelled by vengeance and go back to being a real person and he's by far the most chill of the recurring characters now that he's done that but one of his core tenets remains "there are things worth getting mad about and you should be getting mad about them" and it's funny every time when he comes across a dragon wallowing in defeatist self pity and has to go "god shut the fuck up and just get mad about it like a normal person"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

starting to hear more and more people say they "wouldn't know what to do without chatgpt", and in my head I tell them without chatgpt, they would probably be using their own brains as god intended

[myrfing]

venat loved us like we love the lv 1 nothing

[fourfoldfires]

rest in peace venat you would've loved the .

[anyanary]

Mika my beloved

[necromeowncy]

I am adding Lumull to my pile of beloved blorbos

[snakelinksonic]

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

[noble-snows-deactivated20220106]

What is even..

[lilac-keeper-deactivated2022112]

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

[meekusah]

mood

[voidsentprinces]

Remember where you came from.

[candycryptids]

Happy 10 years to this gem of a video

[thecollectibles]

Bougie Cat & Ghost by Lane Brown

[fandaniel]

hythlodaeus loves overlooking anything dope and awesome looking its true

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[lestatslestits]

Not leaving this in the notes

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

no music 🎧

[portland-sunshine]

I’ve kayaked near belugas many times up in Alaska, but never on purpose. See, it’s illegal to intentionally approach them, and especially illegal to interact with them.

The problem is, the belugas don’t know this, and they are very keen to investigate anything they see. So sometimes, you’ll just be happily kayaking around the Aleutians, and suddenly a bigass whale just emerged from the depths to study you. In an attempt to comply with the law, you’ll paddle away.

Then the beluga will call its friends, and you’ll have five enormous and yet tiny whales chasing your little boat, desperate to swim in circles around you and bump you with their large melon-heads and try to goad you into violating state and federal laws, and eventually you’ll give up and wait for half an hour until they’ve finished amusing themselves.

It’s magical.

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[just-positivity-stuff]

[mypatchworkreflection]

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

[shinyhappygoth]

And children! Children love a fancy drink! Let them be included!