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i dont think we talk enough about the time jerry did this to lineman
make some headcanons with the boys leaning down to give their fem s/o a kiss on the cheek <3 and she holds his face and gives him a big smooch on the lips lmao thought it was cute.
Danny,Eli,Zack,Jake and Vasco pls you can take zack out if is too much. Thx!
lookism boys leaning down to give reader a kiss
details: fluffy oneshot, gender neutral reader but written in 2nd pov, reader has been dating character for a while
a/n: sure, anon!! its a very cute scenario <3 and i only write for genderneutral, please check request rules T_T
the headcanons kind of came out as mini scenarios themselves;; hope that still works for you !
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daniel
> ever since you two started your date, he's been wanting to lean down and kiss your cheek as a dating milestone for him but his nervousness kept stopping him
> believe me, he's attempted like 5 times but whenever you turned his way he'd straighten back up and exclaim something like, "n-nice weather out today, huh?"
> eventually he gets the courage to towards the end of the date out of a last minute pressure
> it's a quick, shy peck and he backs away pretty fast. his initial reaction is to scream internally and then feel proud of himself before immediately apologizing to you if the kiss was bad
> you just smile and cup his cheeks, gently leading him back down to give him a loving kiss on the lips as reassurance <3 he melts into the kiss and becomes like a lovesick puppy!
> when you two part and he heads home, he's rolling around in his blanket thinking about how much he likes you and how he can't believe you like him, too <3
eli
> being one of the few (the only? lmao) men with actual romantic experience, kisses come much more naturally and casually to him
> simple kisses are an easy way for him to be physically affectionate, alongside holding your hand
> so, it's not uncommon for him to greet you with a kiss! especially if you two have been apart for a while. he'll stroll over to you and lean down to kiss your cheek.
> "i missed you."
> of course, you missed him, too, but today the feeling was just stronger than usual. before he straightens back up, you hold his face in place before giving him a smooch on the lips <3
> he's pleasantly surprised, but kisses you back, smiling into the kiss. when he pulls away, he cups your face back and adds an extra kiss on your forehead while chuckling~
zack
> the kiss came as a surprise to both of you honestly
> at a carnival date, you end up scoring a high score with one of the games and he leans down to smooch your cheek before pulling away to exclaim in joy
> it's only after his adrenaline sizzles away does he realize what he did. he tries to play it cool though, like it was totally planned
> it's easy for you see through the act though and you decide to grab a hold of his face and kiss him on the lips in a sort of teasing way <3
> despite his shock, he doesn't waste a second before kissing you right back. when you pull away, he's grinning like a lovesick fool
> "if i win you a prize at a different game, will you kiss me again?"
jake
> he's very playful so he's almost always leaning down, pretending he's about to do something important when all he does is give your cheek a quick kiss (and occasionally he runs off after lol)
> now was one of those times: except this time his tactic was saying, "hey, you're missing something here," while tapping on your cheek.
> as soon as you reply, "and what is that exactly?" he leans down to kiss where he tapped and replies, "my kiss," with a smirk.
> deciding to be playful back, you quip, "well, you're missing something on your lips, too," and hold his face to smooch him on the lips <3
> he holds back a laugh so you can have your moment while kissing you back with the same enthusiasm
> after pulling away from each other, he laughs and pulls you in a bit. "we could do this all day, you know~"
vasco
> if there's anything this man knows about romance, it's that kisses = good and he's full of love so he'll express that 100% ^_^
> always asks for your consent first !! like he excitedly runs over to you, already bending down a bit to be at the same level as you before asking, "can i kiss your cheek?"
> you nod and he smiles before leaning forward to smooch your cheek!
> much to his surprise though, you decide to keep him in place for a moment by cupping his cheeks and moving to kiss his lips <3
> when you pull away, he's so giddy he straight up picks you up into a hug and spins you around. when he sets you back down, he asks, "oh, yeah! can i kiss you back?"
> you say yes, of course, and he's kissing you back while cupping your cheeks~ may be squishing them though lol
Lookism chapter 399
JOHAN IS SO PRETTY HES SO PRETY ?@?!?!?! UEGJWERUFHGF HES SO PRETTY
BUT ALSO . WARREN AND MANAGER KIM . OTL
guys .. warren :( sinu :(
the amount of comfort in them is astronomical they r just so djdkfjsk
ryuhei being bitchless makes me smile idky but the thought "ah, ryuhei bitchless" just makes me smile every time LOL
me: :(
brain: ryuhei no btches , bitchless
me: :)
im sorry ryuhei, but it's just a really funny lil thought </3
He just has the kindest face ever !!! He's so radiant ππππ
a sneak peak into vin and mary's daily texts
Normal High School AU
Vin, Mary, and Zack are the Unusual Trio. Sometimes Vasco fills in the role of Mary when she doesn't want to deal with their BS
So one time, Vin and Zack decided to make Vasco go up to the Japanese students and ask them to translate. Note, the song is.dirty like ifuuduoduo without the moaning, luvoratory, and soap lagoon XD
They just wanna see what BS they would pull out of their asses
Except Ryuhei, he's very blunt. Mitsuki wasn't happy that he corrupted an innocent soul and Jace almost murdered them for trying to corrupt Vasco and making him cry
Ryuhei being blunt about it is very funny LOL i can just imagine him casually laughing at the songs and being like "oh they're saying [ explicit ]. And [ more r18 stuff ]"
then Mitsuki comes in bonking Ryu, and Jace comes in also bonking Ryu before dragging a shocked Vasco on the verge of tears π
Ryuhei: what was that for?! he asked, i answered!
LOL
Vasco: i thought they were singing about a laboratory Q_Q
Jace: it's luvo.....who out you up to this?
Vasco: Zack and Vin-
Jace: on it.
Imagine Ryuhei explaining the music video as well- Like, in luvoratory, the music video have lyrics of "Knock out gimme gimme"
The thing is...it's spelt as "kock out", poor Vasco-
Mitsuki is like: HE'S LITERALLY ONE OF FEW DECENT GUYS I KNOW, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM?! NOW HE'S CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!
Ryuhei, Mr. I lack social skills, Kuroda is like: But you said I have to be nice and be friends with them
Mitsuki: NOT LIKE THAT, THAT'S IT, ONE THE COUCH UNTIL YOU GET YOUR BED PRIVILEGES BACK
Just imagine the rest of the 2nd affiliate being so uncomfortable. I like to think Kenta just up and leave, maybe even telling Sato it's his problem now and you Sato either escaping or pulling random bs out of his ass to explain the lyrics XD
Daniel lights up a candle for Vin and Zack who is now suffering the consequences in the name of Jace-
Meanwhile Vasco is getting bleach (not that bleach) with puppies, wholesome music, and hot cocoa in courtesy of Mary Kim who wanted to make it up for him XD
SO TRU THO MITSUKI LOL i can imagine the 2nd affiliate being exchange students too xD
Kenta being so done is so funny, like imagining Kenta and Ryuhei being good buddies but sometimes Kenta just cant w Ryuhei LOL (well i feel like most of the 2nd affiliate cant w him, but they love him anyways)
Ryuhei: ouch?! nooooo! *gets all pouty like a puppy* i didnt do anything wrong, i was just answering his question qq
Mitsuki: but you have tainted his pour innocent soul!
Ryuhei: he's not a kid!
Jace scolding Vin and Zack and Daniel is to the side already praying for them with the candle as if theyre already dead HAHA
Mira comes in and sighs upon seeing Zack being scolded by Jace, "what did he do" and she looks over to see Mary comforting Vasco, "WHAT did he DO" LMAO
But i love the idea of Mary just being the main braincell of the trio lol, she's so neat <3 I can imagine her later joining Jace in the scolding and smacks Zack and Vin around xD
LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME I WOULD'VE LOVED HER (then I remember Sinu- I mean, yeah not AU high school AU but still XD and love that headcanon so much, imagine if Ryuhei is actually the glue of the friendship X3)
Kenta is like this is fine while everything is one fire
Since I headcanon Sato as a brony, imagine the awkward stumbling with his translation
Moments before Ryuhei gets to translate
Sato: So...um...you see, they're building a robot because they want to recreate the person they love
Vasco: Ooooh, so what does this one mean? *Soap Lagoon*
Sato: *internal screaming, there's no way he can translate that PG 13* Kenta help me
Kenta: *already speed walking away*
Ryuhei: Oh hey, this is what song actually
Kenta: *speed walks right back because this is not gonna end well- But he was too late*
After Ryuhei translated-
Mitsuki: HE'S A KID AT HEART *grabs la chancla*
Ryuhei, running away screaming: NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
Meanwhile...
Imagine Daniel has flowers too- And imagine Daniel decides to be a gremlin by narrating everything that has happened real time
Daniel: The two knelt in shame as they received a bitter sermon of Jace's plight
Zack: Can you stop doing that?!
Daniel: My dearest friend Zack cried out in anger, sadly, I will not stop
Mira knowing damn well Zack went too far and now it's her turn to remove Mira time privileges from Zack XD
YEESSSSSS, I love to think Mary has the strength to stop them but decides to what dumb these guys could up with XD
wait, now I have an idea
In which Zack is drunk and is in trouble and by that I mean he happily exclaims about to be eaten by a wild animal. Vin watches amused and Mary is like O_O before turning to Vin and gesturing him to go get Zack before he gets killed
Then Vin actually does it reluctantly but when he got close enough, Zack said "Vinny! You love me after all this time!" Vin was very mad XD But still saves him. When he reaches his hand to Zack, Zack just high fives him (if you get the reference i will die-)
even if Ryu and Mitsuki's first encounter was like that , in this AU maybe their first encounter was simply, like, idk,, just silly where he said something weird and Mitsuki made a face LOL but "as fellow exchange students, let get along!" even though Ryuhei is also ... silly . just , yknow , that type of silly where he's both bad and good at being social XD
He deserves the love lol
but omg Sato is so precious for trying to not completely reveal the nsfw-ness of it ππ precious, unfortunately Ryuhei has come to reveal all secrets HAHGADHF
AND YESSS Mary is totally strong enough to slug the both of them HAHAHA shes just nice enough to not do so <333
i unfortunately dont get the reference but it sounds so funny GHSDFHG Zack high-fives Vin and Vin stares in disgust/shock for a moment before looking at Mary who just shrugs and gives Vin a pat on the back for doing the right thing LOL
Imagine their first meeting in this AU, like what if Ryuhei and Mitsuki met as kids and Ryuhei was so smitten which explains why he has hard time falling in love or getting into a serious relationships after meeting Mitsuki. When he saw Mitsuki again, he felt like he's blessed by the heavens
The thing is Mitsuki doesn't remember him but he's trying. But the thing is...he lacks good social skills cause he's still a delinquent and Mitsuki looks like she's coming from a good home despite having a shitty father so Ryuhei is like trying to insert himself in her life not realizing it's pissing her off-
Sato be like: Ryuhei why? We're gonna get killed now
Kenta: I'm sorry,I came back too late but I don't want to deal with this so I'm walking away again
Sato: Get back here you lil shit, you're not leaving me again!
Mary is too kind, they better make a statue of her in her honor XD
Well you're gonna understand it now once I'm done with you XD
https://youtu.be/gWaPeTt9VLA
Skip to 31, I swear to God you won't regret it XD
Or this
https://www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/comments/s9ifjv/reversed_version_of_the_catfish_monster_fight_art/
omg i like that idea huhu me omw to insert myself into his life instead bc hes a spunky silly lil fella who i wouldnt mind holding hands with LOL but i can def see her getting pissed at Ryu π
Sato tries to leave with Kenta but Mitsuki stares at the two of them and they feel like there are daggers stabbing them in the back so they stay still, sweating, as she shakes her head in disappointment, "ugh, men."
OMG PLEASE I CAN IMAGINE THE BURN KNUCKLES BUILDING A STATUE IN HER HONOR IN LOOKISM AT ONE POINT, THEY REALLY OUGHT TO!! XD but youre so right, she's so kind and always has Vin's back. She supports her friends and is always so friendly qvq love her
OMG YES I KNOW HELLUVA BOSS, I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT SCENE OMG HAHAHAHAA YES!!!π Vin and Zack doing that would be so hilarious to see but Mary would also roll her eyes at the two of them XD
The possible cuteness
That's so adorable, wait- Imagine you send a bunch of letters, like, he keeps receiving from you anonymously and slowly but surely he started to fall he just doesn't realize it-
Imagine they do the extreme Japanese apology, the YT vid where they even go as far as breakdancing as an apology
The boys: We're sorry Mitsuki *starts breakdancing*
Mitsuki, after much thought but still pissed: Accepted except you Ryuhei >:(
IT IS RIGHT AND JUST, ANYTHING FOR THE EMPRESS
Imagine Vin is afraid to show his eyes to the rest of J High and they didn't show disgust, maybe some just fascinated instead and then Mary is like, see, they don't mind. Vin finally opens up and she's so proud her bestie has more friends cause he deserve it X3
AAAAHH A HELLUVA BOSS ENJOYER, IM SO DAMN HAPPY
Zack still drunk and was dropped nearby Mary while Vin finishes off the fish monster and Zack is like "Who's that guys? He's so cool but not as cool as you " and then passes out
Wait, remember actors AU? The scene where Blitzo threatens to screw Moxxie and his wife Millie but it's Gremlin Daniel to either Eugene or Jinyoung Β°-Β° I have this cursed thought now I'm bestowing it to you-
OMG THATS CUTE- i'd wanna befriend him and help him get used to the school. Mitsuki and i getting along a little lol but i'd like to be a goof with Ryuhei, i'd def purposely ask him to translate stuff even if its perverted just to see if the translations are true π "Ryuhei does this really say [explicit]?" and Ryu listens and nods, "yup" XD
but catching feelings for him and ending up giving him anon love letters would be cute- imagine if the first time it was on accident too? Like i was writing "things i like about Ryuhei" list and left it on his desk for one reason or another. And he found it- and he's like "WHO WROTE THIS SHOW YOURSELF!!!" and i find out it's me and i just GSHDFHGF i stay quiet but he ends up talking about it-
like, "i wonder who wrote this though! Do you have any idea who it is?" and i just shake my head, "i dont have the faintest idea.." but seeing how he's curious and seems to like the little anon "letter" i end up making more and leaving it on his desk when no one is looking- ok wow i didnt mean to self-insert dump HAHA but that's such a cute idea ππ especially if he ends up falling for the letters and the compliments i give, i can get pretty cheesy too,, that's such a cute idea T.T
AHAHAHA THEY START BREAKDANCING AGKADFG I CAN PICTURE IT AND SHE'D JUST LOOK ON AND SIGH "okay, youre forgiven. Except you Ryuhei" and he kinda pouts "aw :<"
omg yes QQ Mary is so kind hearted and doesnt care for looks shes just so supportive and would slap anyone who seriously makes fun of her friends and makes them feel bad T.T <33 a queen
YES ! i think it's an interesting and fun series uvu AND OMG HAGHADHFA gremlin Daniel π
Ryuhei being so proud that he knows all those songs and Mitsuki is like "You disgusting perverts" and the reply is "We are cultured", Mitsuki: -____-
RYUHEI SCREAMING "WHO WROTE THIS, SHOW YOURSELF?!" WTF THATS SO HIM
Bish, I ain't judging, if it makes you happy and so be it XD Just know I can be mean and twist things in hopes to piss you off- LMAO JK or am I? Β°-Β° Anyways, imagine Ryuhei doesn't care about the letters but the more receives, his reactions become more subtle and lately he's now expecting it. Imagine if Mitsuki finds it sweet (still unaware of his feelings) and pushes him to find his admirer to which Ryuhei just says it's nothing, it's nice to see someone waste their time on me and Mitsuki is unamused
IMAGINE THEY MADE A HUMAN PYRAMID OF APOLOGY AND STULL DID NOT FORGIVE RYUHEI, ON TO THE COUCH BISH XD
Mary is gremlin but damn the amount of care Mary and Vin have for each other, ship or platonic, it doesn't matter THEY'RE PERFECT HUHU
That also makes Vin very loyal to his friends, imagine he's like making fun of them and then Mary scolds him, he rolls his eyes, goes to the person who hurt his friends and got that to apologize to them. Turns out Vin threatened them, in great detail, if they don't apologize. Imagine the hearts he made people swoon that day. And then he did something nasty like picking his nose and everyone is back UGH
YAAAY, SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT MY STUPID AUS. So when gremlin Daniel threatened Jinyoung, he also added "I'll give you arthritis and no amount of medical knowledge and treatment will ever get rid of it"
oof that sounds like him too XD i can also picture if i were to think i should take a break from writing those anon letters to him because i dont think it'll get anywhere with him; when he expects them he realizes theyre slowly starting to become less frequent and Mitsuki asks him why he's been even more pouty- "i havent been receiving those letters these days, where did that person go? >:("
Mitsuki rolls her eyes, "maybe it's good they stopped since i dont see how they could really like you that much. They shouldn't "waste time on you"" mocking him a little GSDFHGJF
LOL rip Ryuhei not even the human pyramid could convince her, shes a very firm woman XD
AND YOURE SO RIGHT!! Mary and Vin are cute both platonic and romantic!
BUT LMAOOOO VIN GJSKDFHGF that would totally happen HAHAHA he'd pick his nose and flick his booger π
HELPGJDFHGF rip Jinyoung <//3
Imagine the amount of happiness and relief Ryuhei got when the letter finally arrived and Mitsuki is like building a case against him to prove he is in love and he's just too stupid to admit it. IMAGINE IF MITSUKI ACTUALLY SWINGS THAT WAY, LIKE AFTER GETTING REJECTED BY SINU, A FELLOW BOSS GIRL IS THE ONE SHE ENDS UP WITH
The embarrassment the rest of the second affiliate had to go through but they do it anyways to help Ryuhei XD
IT'S THE PERFECT DUO, PERFECT IN BOTH WAYS
Vin: *does something that makes his new friends go aawwww*
Also Vin: *proceeds to pick his nose and flicks it and everyone remembers he is a POS XD*
Rip Jinyoung's back, he deserves it- Hide yo ass Jinyoung, the gremlin Daniel is there to tear you into a new person XD
LOL what a dork <3 π
SO TRUE THOUGH ?? her ending up with a fellow girlboss would be so π₯π₯π₯
LOOL fly high XD
Grocery Shopping with Sinu and Warren
just some thoughts i had about my 2 comforts in Lookism qvq
Sinu:
Would sneak snacks into the shopping cart when he thinks youre not looking
But would also make sure to get the important things (but still try sneaking in snacks he walked by lol)
if you're paying (especially if Yeonhui requested you hold on to the money LOL) he'll eventually put them back (more like shove them on a random shelf-) to save your money <3
He'd totally do the thing where you push the cart as you jog a little and then hoist yourself up, leaning over the cart and riding it like that LOL
But i can also picture him calmly walking alongside you if you were the one pushing the cart instead
if you caught him putting snacks into the cart, or if you were at the register and saw the snacks (whether he forgot to put them back or left it there because he does want to get them) he'd laugh "who put those there hahaa"
i think he'd love samples at the store. If there are food samples at the store, he'd be like :o as he walks by and picks a sample to eat lol
I feel like he's the type to also sneakily buy you a treat though, maybe when you're not looking at the end of paying for the stuff
So on the way back home he'd pull out the treat and hand it to you :>
"You didnt-" "But i did, here you go!"
Maybe you two share it idk <3 but he says it's "thanks for shopping with me!" (would pat your head while saying so too!)
Warren:
More straightforward than Sinu LOL
Gets what you need to get first
Lets you ride inside the cart if you want to (or push the cart)
While pushing the cart I can imagine him humming
"Do you see [item]?" "in that isle Warren!" *Warren smiles warmly and thanks you before turning the cart towards the direction of the isle*
He reaches the high stuff, you can reach the low stuff if you're shorter
Wouldn't dump or sneak in snacks most of the time, but would 100% get extra snacks because "Amy and Natalie like these / Sally said she wanted these / These were Derek and Max's favorites" stuff like that, when he can QQ
if you eyeball a snack he'd ask if you want it
Would look sad if he's not able to get it for you
But would promise to get it the next time he sees it when he has extra money
Would go "ooh" at deals/discounts and snag them (just as Sally taught him to <3 LOL)
Would want to carry most of the grocery bags but pls insist you can help him carry the load LOL
Normal High School AU
Vin, Mary, and Zack are the Unusual Trio. Sometimes Vasco fills in the role of Mary when she doesn't want to deal with their BS
So one time, Vin and Zack decided to make Vasco go up to the Japanese students and ask them to translate. Note, the song is.dirty like ifuuduoduo without the moaning, luvoratory, and soap lagoon XD
They just wanna see what BS they would pull out of their asses
Except Ryuhei, he's very blunt. Mitsuki wasn't happy that he corrupted an innocent soul and Jace almost murdered them for trying to corrupt Vasco and making him cry
Ryuhei being blunt about it is very funny LOL i can just imagine him casually laughing at the songs and being like "oh they're saying [ explicit ]. And [ more r18 stuff ]"
then Mitsuki comes in bonking Ryu, and Jace comes in also bonking Ryu before dragging a shocked Vasco on the verge of tears π
Ryuhei: what was that for?! he asked, i answered!
LOL
Vasco: i thought they were singing about a laboratory Q_Q
Jace: it's luvo.....who out you up to this?
Vasco: Zack and Vin-
Jace: on it.
Imagine Ryuhei explaining the music video as well- Like, in luvoratory, the music video have lyrics of "Knock out gimme gimme"
The thing is...it's spelt as "kock out", poor Vasco-
Mitsuki is like: HE'S LITERALLY ONE OF FEW DECENT GUYS I KNOW, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM?! NOW HE'S CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!
Ryuhei, Mr. I lack social skills, Kuroda is like: But you said I have to be nice and be friends with them
Mitsuki: NOT LIKE THAT, THAT'S IT, ONE THE COUCH UNTIL YOU GET YOUR BED PRIVILEGES BACK
Just imagine the rest of the 2nd affiliate being so uncomfortable. I like to think Kenta just up and leave, maybe even telling Sato it's his problem now and you Sato either escaping or pulling random bs out of his ass to explain the lyrics XD
Daniel lights up a candle for Vin and Zack who is now suffering the consequences in the name of Jace-
Meanwhile Vasco is getting bleach (not that bleach) with puppies, wholesome music, and hot cocoa in courtesy of Mary Kim who wanted to make it up for him XD
SO TRU THO MITSUKI LOL i can imagine the 2nd affiliate being exchange students too xD
Kenta being so done is so funny, like imagining Kenta and Ryuhei being good buddies but sometimes Kenta just cant w Ryuhei LOL (well i feel like most of the 2nd affiliate cant w him, but they love him anyways)
Ryuhei: ouch?! nooooo! *gets all pouty like a puppy* i didnt do anything wrong, i was just answering his question qq
Mitsuki: but you have tainted his pour innocent soul!
Ryuhei: he's not a kid!
Jace scolding Vin and Zack and Daniel is to the side already praying for them with the candle as if theyre already dead HAHA
Mira comes in and sighs upon seeing Zack being scolded by Jace, "what did he do" and she looks over to see Mary comforting Vasco, "WHAT did he DO" LMAO
But i love the idea of Mary just being the main braincell of the trio lol, she's so neat <3 I can imagine her later joining Jace in the scolding and smacks Zack and Vin around xD
LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME I WOULD'VE LOVED HER (then I remember Sinu- I mean, yeah not AU high school AU but still XD and love that headcanon so much, imagine if Ryuhei is actually the glue of the friendship X3)
Kenta is like this is fine while everything is one fire
Since I headcanon Sato as a brony, imagine the awkward stumbling with his translation
Moments before Ryuhei gets to translate
Sato: So...um...you see, they're building a robot because they want to recreate the person they love
Vasco: Ooooh, so what does this one mean? *Soap Lagoon*
Sato: *internal screaming, there's no way he can translate that PG 13* Kenta help me
Kenta: *already speed walking away*
Ryuhei: Oh hey, this is what song actually
Kenta: *speed walks right back because this is not gonna end well- But he was too late*
After Ryuhei translated-
Mitsuki: HE'S A KID AT HEART *grabs la chancla*
Ryuhei, running away screaming: NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
Meanwhile...
Imagine Daniel has flowers too- And imagine Daniel decides to be a gremlin by narrating everything that has happened real time
Daniel: The two knelt in shame as they received a bitter sermon of Jace's plight
Zack: Can you stop doing that?!
Daniel: My dearest friend Zack cried out in anger, sadly, I will not stop
Mira knowing damn well Zack went too far and now it's her turn to remove Mira time privileges from Zack XD
YEESSSSSS, I love to think Mary has the strength to stop them but decides to what dumb these guys could up with XD
wait, now I have an idea
In which Zack is drunk and is in trouble and by that I mean he happily exclaims about to be eaten by a wild animal. Vin watches amused and Mary is like O_O before turning to Vin and gesturing him to go get Zack before he gets killed
Then Vin actually does it reluctantly but when he got close enough, Zack said "Vinny! You love me after all this time!" Vin was very mad XD But still saves him. When he reaches his hand to Zack, Zack just high fives him (if you get the reference i will die-)
even if Ryu and Mitsuki's first encounter was like that , in this AU maybe their first encounter was simply, like, idk,, just silly where he said something weird and Mitsuki made a face LOL but "as fellow exchange students, let get along!" even though Ryuhei is also ... silly . just , yknow , that type of silly where he's both bad and good at being social XD
He deserves the love lol
but omg Sato is so precious for trying to not completely reveal the nsfw-ness of it ππ precious, unfortunately Ryuhei has come to reveal all secrets HAHGADHF
AND YESSS Mary is totally strong enough to slug the both of them HAHAHA shes just nice enough to not do so <333
i unfortunately dont get the reference but it sounds so funny GHSDFHG Zack high-fives Vin and Vin stares in disgust/shock for a moment before looking at Mary who just shrugs and gives Vin a pat on the back for doing the right thing LOL
Imagine their first meeting in this AU, like what if Ryuhei and Mitsuki met as kids and Ryuhei was so smitten which explains why he has hard time falling in love or getting into a serious relationships after meeting Mitsuki. When he saw Mitsuki again, he felt like he's blessed by the heavens
The thing is Mitsuki doesn't remember him but he's trying. But the thing is...he lacks good social skills cause he's still a delinquent and Mitsuki looks like she's coming from a good home despite having a shitty father so Ryuhei is like trying to insert himself in her life not realizing it's pissing her off-
Sato be like: Ryuhei why? We're gonna get killed now
Kenta: I'm sorry,I came back too late but I don't want to deal with this so I'm walking away again
Sato: Get back here you lil shit, you're not leaving me again!
Mary is too kind, they better make a statue of her in her honor XD
Well you're gonna understand it now once I'm done with you XD
https://youtu.be/gWaPeTt9VLA
Skip to 31, I swear to God you won't regret it XD
Or this
https://www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/comments/s9ifjv/reversed_version_of_the_catfish_monster_fight_art/
omg i like that idea huhu me omw to insert myself into his life instead bc hes a spunky silly lil fella who i wouldnt mind holding hands with LOL but i can def see her getting pissed at Ryu π
Sato tries to leave with Kenta but Mitsuki stares at the two of them and they feel like there are daggers stabbing them in the back so they stay still, sweating, as she shakes her head in disappointment, "ugh, men."
OMG PLEASE I CAN IMAGINE THE BURN KNUCKLES BUILDING A STATUE IN HER HONOR IN LOOKISM AT ONE POINT, THEY REALLY OUGHT TO!! XD but youre so right, she's so kind and always has Vin's back. She supports her friends and is always so friendly qvq love her
OMG YES I KNOW HELLUVA BOSS, I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT SCENE OMG HAHAHAHAA YES!!!π Vin and Zack doing that would be so hilarious to see but Mary would also roll her eyes at the two of them XD
The possible cuteness
That's so adorable, wait- Imagine you send a bunch of letters, like, he keeps receiving from you anonymously and slowly but surely he started to fall he just doesn't realize it-
Imagine they do the extreme Japanese apology, the YT vid where they even go as far as breakdancing as an apology
The boys: We're sorry Mitsuki *starts breakdancing*
Mitsuki, after much thought but still pissed: Accepted except you Ryuhei >:(
IT IS RIGHT AND JUST, ANYTHING FOR THE EMPRESS
Imagine Vin is afraid to show his eyes to the rest of J High and they didn't show disgust, maybe some just fascinated instead and then Mary is like, see, they don't mind. Vin finally opens up and she's so proud her bestie has more friends cause he deserve it X3
AAAAHH A HELLUVA BOSS ENJOYER, IM SO DAMN HAPPY
Zack still drunk and was dropped nearby Mary while Vin finishes off the fish monster and Zack is like "Who's that guys? He's so cool but not as cool as you " and then passes out
Wait, remember actors AU? The scene where Blitzo threatens to screw Moxxie and his wife Millie but it's Gremlin Daniel to either Eugene or Jinyoung Β°-Β° I have this cursed thought now I'm bestowing it to you-
OMG THATS CUTE- i'd wanna befriend him and help him get used to the school. Mitsuki and i getting along a little lol but i'd like to be a goof with Ryuhei, i'd def purposely ask him to translate stuff even if its perverted just to see if the translations are true π "Ryuhei does this really say [explicit]?" and Ryu listens and nods, "yup" XD
but catching feelings for him and ending up giving him anon love letters would be cute- imagine if the first time it was on accident too? Like i was writing "things i like about Ryuhei" list and left it on his desk for one reason or another. And he found it- and he's like "WHO WROTE THIS SHOW YOURSELF!!!" and i find out it's me and i just GSHDFHGF i stay quiet but he ends up talking about it-
like, "i wonder who wrote this though! Do you have any idea who it is?" and i just shake my head, "i dont have the faintest idea.." but seeing how he's curious and seems to like the little anon "letter" i end up making more and leaving it on his desk when no one is looking- ok wow i didnt mean to self-insert dump HAHA but that's such a cute idea ππ especially if he ends up falling for the letters and the compliments i give, i can get pretty cheesy too,, that's such a cute idea T.T
AHAHAHA THEY START BREAKDANCING AGKADFG I CAN PICTURE IT AND SHE'D JUST LOOK ON AND SIGH "okay, youre forgiven. Except you Ryuhei" and he kinda pouts "aw :<"
omg yes QQ Mary is so kind hearted and doesnt care for looks shes just so supportive and would slap anyone who seriously makes fun of her friends and makes them feel bad T.T <33 a queen
YES ! i think it's an interesting and fun series uvu AND OMG HAGHADHFA gremlin Daniel π
Ryuhei being so proud that he knows all those songs and Mitsuki is like "You disgusting perverts" and the reply is "We are cultured", Mitsuki: -____-
RYUHEI SCREAMING "WHO WROTE THIS, SHOW YOURSELF?!" WTF THATS SO HIM
Bish, I ain't judging, if it makes you happy and so be it XD Just know I can be mean and twist things in hopes to piss you off- LMAO JK or am I? Β°-Β° Anyways, imagine Ryuhei doesn't care about the letters but the more receives, his reactions become more subtle and lately he's now expecting it. Imagine if Mitsuki finds it sweet (still unaware of his feelings) and pushes him to find his admirer to which Ryuhei just says it's nothing, it's nice to see someone waste their time on me and Mitsuki is unamused
IMAGINE THEY MADE A HUMAN PYRAMID OF APOLOGY AND STULL DID NOT FORGIVE RYUHEI, ON TO THE COUCH BISH XD
Mary is gremlin but damn the amount of care Mary and Vin have for each other, ship or platonic, it doesn't matter THEY'RE PERFECT HUHU
That also makes Vin very loyal to his friends, imagine he's like making fun of them and then Mary scolds him, he rolls his eyes, goes to the person who hurt his friends and got that to apologize to them. Turns out Vin threatened them, in great detail, if they don't apologize. Imagine the hearts he made people swoon that day. And then he did something nasty like picking his nose and everyone is back UGH
YAAAY, SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT MY STUPID AUS. So when gremlin Daniel threatened Jinyoung, he also added "I'll give you arthritis and no amount of medical knowledge and treatment will ever get rid of it"
oof that sounds like him too XD i can also picture if i were to think i should take a break from writing those anon letters to him because i dont think it'll get anywhere with him; when he expects them he realizes theyre slowly starting to become less frequent and Mitsuki asks him why he's been even more pouty- "i havent been receiving those letters these days, where did that person go? >:("
Mitsuki rolls her eyes, "maybe it's good they stopped since i dont see how they could really like you that much. They shouldn't "waste time on you"" mocking him a little GSDFHGJF
LOL rip Ryuhei not even the human pyramid could convince her, shes a very firm woman XD
AND YOURE SO RIGHT!! Mary and Vin are cute both platonic and romantic!
BUT LMAOOOO VIN GJSKDFHGF that would totally happen HAHAHA he'd pick his nose and flick his booger π
HELPGJDFHGF rip Jinyoung <//3
Normal High School AU
Vin, Mary, and Zack are the Unusual Trio. Sometimes Vasco fills in the role of Mary when she doesn't want to deal with their BS
So one time, Vin and Zack decided to make Vasco go up to the Japanese students and ask them to translate. Note, the song is.dirty like ifuuduoduo without the moaning, luvoratory, and soap lagoon XD
They just wanna see what BS they would pull out of their asses
Except Ryuhei, he's very blunt. Mitsuki wasn't happy that he corrupted an innocent soul and Jace almost murdered them for trying to corrupt Vasco and making him cry
Ryuhei being blunt about it is very funny LOL i can just imagine him casually laughing at the songs and being like "oh they're saying [ explicit ]. And [ more r18 stuff ]"
then Mitsuki comes in bonking Ryu, and Jace comes in also bonking Ryu before dragging a shocked Vasco on the verge of tears π
Ryuhei: what was that for?! he asked, i answered!
LOL
Vasco: i thought they were singing about a laboratory Q_Q
Jace: it's luvo.....who out you up to this?
Vasco: Zack and Vin-
Jace: on it.
Imagine Ryuhei explaining the music video as well- Like, in luvoratory, the music video have lyrics of "Knock out gimme gimme"
The thing is...it's spelt as "kock out", poor Vasco-
Mitsuki is like: HE'S LITERALLY ONE OF FEW DECENT GUYS I KNOW, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM?! NOW HE'S CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!
Ryuhei, Mr. I lack social skills, Kuroda is like: But you said I have to be nice and be friends with them
Mitsuki: NOT LIKE THAT, THAT'S IT, ONE THE COUCH UNTIL YOU GET YOUR BED PRIVILEGES BACK
Just imagine the rest of the 2nd affiliate being so uncomfortable. I like to think Kenta just up and leave, maybe even telling Sato it's his problem now and you Sato either escaping or pulling random bs out of his ass to explain the lyrics XD
Daniel lights up a candle for Vin and Zack who is now suffering the consequences in the name of Jace-
Meanwhile Vasco is getting bleach (not that bleach) with puppies, wholesome music, and hot cocoa in courtesy of Mary Kim who wanted to make it up for him XD
SO TRU THO MITSUKI LOL i can imagine the 2nd affiliate being exchange students too xD
Kenta being so done is so funny, like imagining Kenta and Ryuhei being good buddies but sometimes Kenta just cant w Ryuhei LOL (well i feel like most of the 2nd affiliate cant w him, but they love him anyways)
Ryuhei: ouch?! nooooo! *gets all pouty like a puppy* i didnt do anything wrong, i was just answering his question qq
Mitsuki: but you have tainted his pour innocent soul!
Ryuhei: he's not a kid!
Jace scolding Vin and Zack and Daniel is to the side already praying for them with the candle as if theyre already dead HAHA
Mira comes in and sighs upon seeing Zack being scolded by Jace, "what did he do" and she looks over to see Mary comforting Vasco, "WHAT did he DO" LMAO
But i love the idea of Mary just being the main braincell of the trio lol, she's so neat <3 I can imagine her later joining Jace in the scolding and smacks Zack and Vin around xD
LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME I WOULD'VE LOVED HER (then I remember Sinu- I mean, yeah not AU high school AU but still XD and love that headcanon so much, imagine if Ryuhei is actually the glue of the friendship X3)
Kenta is like this is fine while everything is one fire
Since I headcanon Sato as a brony, imagine the awkward stumbling with his translation
Moments before Ryuhei gets to translate
Sato: So...um...you see, they're building a robot because they want to recreate the person they love
Vasco: Ooooh, so what does this one mean? *Soap Lagoon*
Sato: *internal screaming, there's no way he can translate that PG 13* Kenta help me
Kenta: *already speed walking away*
Ryuhei: Oh hey, this is what song actually
Kenta: *speed walks right back because this is not gonna end well- But he was too late*
After Ryuhei translated-
Mitsuki: HE'S A KID AT HEART *grabs la chancla*
Ryuhei, running away screaming: NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
Meanwhile...
Imagine Daniel has flowers too- And imagine Daniel decides to be a gremlin by narrating everything that has happened real time
Daniel: The two knelt in shame as they received a bitter sermon of Jace's plight
Zack: Can you stop doing that?!
Daniel: My dearest friend Zack cried out in anger, sadly, I will not stop
Mira knowing damn well Zack went too far and now it's her turn to remove Mira time privileges from Zack XD
YEESSSSSS, I love to think Mary has the strength to stop them but decides to what dumb these guys could up with XD
wait, now I have an idea
In which Zack is drunk and is in trouble and by that I mean he happily exclaims about to be eaten by a wild animal. Vin watches amused and Mary is like O_O before turning to Vin and gesturing him to go get Zack before he gets killed
Then Vin actually does it reluctantly but when he got close enough, Zack said "Vinny! You love me after all this time!" Vin was very mad XD But still saves him. When he reaches his hand to Zack, Zack just high fives him (if you get the reference i will die-)
even if Ryu and Mitsuki's first encounter was like that , in this AU maybe their first encounter was simply, like, idk,, just silly where he said something weird and Mitsuki made a face LOL but "as fellow exchange students, let get along!" even though Ryuhei is also ... silly . just , yknow , that type of silly where he's both bad and good at being social XD
He deserves the love lol
but omg Sato is so precious for trying to not completely reveal the nsfw-ness of it ππ precious, unfortunately Ryuhei has come to reveal all secrets HAHGADHF
AND YESSS Mary is totally strong enough to slug the both of them HAHAHA shes just nice enough to not do so <333
i unfortunately dont get the reference but it sounds so funny GHSDFHG Zack high-fives Vin and Vin stares in disgust/shock for a moment before looking at Mary who just shrugs and gives Vin a pat on the back for doing the right thing LOL
Imagine their first meeting in this AU, like what if Ryuhei and Mitsuki met as kids and Ryuhei was so smitten which explains why he has hard time falling in love or getting into a serious relationships after meeting Mitsuki. When he saw Mitsuki again, he felt like he's blessed by the heavens
The thing is Mitsuki doesn't remember him but he's trying. But the thing is...he lacks good social skills cause he's still a delinquent and Mitsuki looks like she's coming from a good home despite having a shitty father so Ryuhei is like trying to insert himself in her life not realizing it's pissing her off-
Sato be like: Ryuhei why? We're gonna get killed now
Kenta: I'm sorry,I came back too late but I don't want to deal with this so I'm walking away again
Sato: Get back here you lil shit, you're not leaving me again!
Mary is too kind, they better make a statue of her in her honor XD
Well you're gonna understand it now once I'm done with you XD
https://youtu.be/gWaPeTt9VLA
Skip to 31, I swear to God you won't regret it XD
Or this
https://www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/comments/s9ifjv/reversed_version_of_the_catfish_monster_fight_art/
omg i like that idea huhu me omw to insert myself into his life instead bc hes a spunky silly lil fella who i wouldnt mind holding hands with LOL but i can def see her getting pissed at Ryu π
Sato tries to leave with Kenta but Mitsuki stares at the two of them and they feel like there are daggers stabbing them in the back so they stay still, sweating, as she shakes her head in disappointment, "ugh, men."
OMG PLEASE I CAN IMAGINE THE BURN KNUCKLES BUILDING A STATUE IN HER HONOR IN LOOKISM AT ONE POINT, THEY REALLY OUGHT TO!! XD but youre so right, she's so kind and always has Vin's back. She supports her friends and is always so friendly qvq love her
OMG YES I KNOW HELLUVA BOSS, I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT SCENE OMG HAHAHAHAA YES!!!π Vin and Zack doing that would be so hilarious to see but Mary would also roll her eyes at the two of them XD
The possible cuteness
That's so adorable, wait- Imagine you send a bunch of letters, like, he keeps receiving from you anonymously and slowly but surely he started to fall he just doesn't realize it-
Imagine they do the extreme Japanese apology, the YT vid where they even go as far as breakdancing as an apology
The boys: We're sorry Mitsuki *starts breakdancing*
Mitsuki, after much thought but still pissed: Accepted except you Ryuhei >:(
IT IS RIGHT AND JUST, ANYTHING FOR THE EMPRESS
Imagine Vin is afraid to show his eyes to the rest of J High and they didn't show disgust, maybe some just fascinated instead and then Mary is like, see, they don't mind. Vin finally opens up and she's so proud her bestie has more friends cause he deserve it X3
AAAAHH A HELLUVA BOSS ENJOYER, IM SO DAMN HAPPY
Zack still drunk and was dropped nearby Mary while Vin finishes off the fish monster and Zack is like "Who's that guys? He's so cool but not as cool as you " and then passes out
Wait, remember actors AU? The scene where Blitzo threatens to screw Moxxie and his wife Millie but it's Gremlin Daniel to either Eugene or Jinyoung Β°-Β° I have this cursed thought now I'm bestowing it to you-
OMG THATS CUTE- i'd wanna befriend him and help him get used to the school. Mitsuki and i getting along a little lol but i'd like to be a goof with Ryuhei, i'd def purposely ask him to translate stuff even if its perverted just to see if the translations are true π "Ryuhei does this really say [explicit]?" and Ryu listens and nods, "yup" XD
but catching feelings for him and ending up giving him anon love letters would be cute- imagine if the first time it was on accident too? Like i was writing "things i like about Ryuhei" list and left it on his desk for one reason or another. And he found it- and he's like "WHO WROTE THIS SHOW YOURSELF!!!" and i find out it's me and i just GSHDFHGF i stay quiet but he ends up talking about it-
like, "i wonder who wrote this though! Do you have any idea who it is?" and i just shake my head, "i dont have the faintest idea.." but seeing how he's curious and seems to like the little anon "letter" i end up making more and leaving it on his desk when no one is looking- ok wow i didnt mean to self-insert dump HAHA but that's such a cute idea ππ especially if he ends up falling for the letters and the compliments i give, i can get pretty cheesy too,, that's such a cute idea T.T
AHAHAHA THEY START BREAKDANCING AGKADFG I CAN PICTURE IT AND SHE'D JUST LOOK ON AND SIGH "okay, youre forgiven. Except you Ryuhei" and he kinda pouts "aw :<"
omg yes QQ Mary is so kind hearted and doesnt care for looks shes just so supportive and would slap anyone who seriously makes fun of her friends and makes them feel bad T.T <33 a queen
YES ! i think it's an interesting and fun series uvu AND OMG HAGHADHFA gremlin Daniel π
i should make a pinned for this side blog ,, but idk what to put lol
i want to make a master list for headcanon stuff, and stuff for self inserting (to explain my self-insert character. considering making a carrd for easier access to basic info about her.. hmhm)
im just dumping thoughts/ideas right now on how to sort this blog (+ my other blogs) and get used to tumblr more
also want to like , introduce myself a little and stuff in the pinned lol
hm hm ,,
Normal High School AU
Vin, Mary, and Zack are the Unusual Trio. Sometimes Vasco fills in the role of Mary when she doesn't want to deal with their BS
So one time, Vin and Zack decided to make Vasco go up to the Japanese students and ask them to translate. Note, the song is.dirty like ifuuduoduo without the moaning, luvoratory, and soap lagoon XD
They just wanna see what BS they would pull out of their asses
Except Ryuhei, he's very blunt. Mitsuki wasn't happy that he corrupted an innocent soul and Jace almost murdered them for trying to corrupt Vasco and making him cry
Ryuhei being blunt about it is very funny LOL i can just imagine him casually laughing at the songs and being like "oh they're saying [ explicit ]. And [ more r18 stuff ]"
then Mitsuki comes in bonking Ryu, and Jace comes in also bonking Ryu before dragging a shocked Vasco on the verge of tears π
Ryuhei: what was that for?! he asked, i answered!
LOL
Vasco: i thought they were singing about a laboratory Q_Q
Jace: it's luvo.....who out you up to this?
Vasco: Zack and Vin-
Jace: on it.
Imagine Ryuhei explaining the music video as well- Like, in luvoratory, the music video have lyrics of "Knock out gimme gimme"
The thing is...it's spelt as "kock out", poor Vasco-
Mitsuki is like: HE'S LITERALLY ONE OF FEW DECENT GUYS I KNOW, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM?! NOW HE'S CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!
Ryuhei, Mr. I lack social skills, Kuroda is like: But you said I have to be nice and be friends with them
Mitsuki: NOT LIKE THAT, THAT'S IT, ONE THE COUCH UNTIL YOU GET YOUR BED PRIVILEGES BACK
Just imagine the rest of the 2nd affiliate being so uncomfortable. I like to think Kenta just up and leave, maybe even telling Sato it's his problem now and you Sato either escaping or pulling random bs out of his ass to explain the lyrics XD
Daniel lights up a candle for Vin and Zack who is now suffering the consequences in the name of Jace-
Meanwhile Vasco is getting bleach (not that bleach) with puppies, wholesome music, and hot cocoa in courtesy of Mary Kim who wanted to make it up for him XD
SO TRU THO MITSUKI LOL i can imagine the 2nd affiliate being exchange students too xD
Kenta being so done is so funny, like imagining Kenta and Ryuhei being good buddies but sometimes Kenta just cant w Ryuhei LOL (well i feel like most of the 2nd affiliate cant w him, but they love him anyways)
Ryuhei: ouch?! nooooo! *gets all pouty like a puppy* i didnt do anything wrong, i was just answering his question qq
Mitsuki: but you have tainted his pour innocent soul!
Ryuhei: he's not a kid!
Jace scolding Vin and Zack and Daniel is to the side already praying for them with the candle as if theyre already dead HAHA
Mira comes in and sighs upon seeing Zack being scolded by Jace, "what did he do" and she looks over to see Mary comforting Vasco, "WHAT did he DO" LMAO
But i love the idea of Mary just being the main braincell of the trio lol, she's so neat <3 I can imagine her later joining Jace in the scolding and smacks Zack and Vin around xD
LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME I WOULD'VE LOVED HER (then I remember Sinu- I mean, yeah not AU high school AU but still XD and love that headcanon so much, imagine if Ryuhei is actually the glue of the friendship X3)
Kenta is like this is fine while everything is one fire
Since I headcanon Sato as a brony, imagine the awkward stumbling with his translation
Moments before Ryuhei gets to translate
Sato: So...um...you see, they're building a robot because they want to recreate the person they love
Vasco: Ooooh, so what does this one mean? *Soap Lagoon*
Sato: *internal screaming, there's no way he can translate that PG 13* Kenta help me
Kenta: *already speed walking away*
Ryuhei: Oh hey, this is what song actually
Kenta: *speed walks right back because this is not gonna end well- But he was too late*
After Ryuhei translated-
Mitsuki: HE'S A KID AT HEART *grabs la chancla*
Ryuhei, running away screaming: NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
Meanwhile...
Imagine Daniel has flowers too- And imagine Daniel decides to be a gremlin by narrating everything that has happened real time
Daniel: The two knelt in shame as they received a bitter sermon of Jace's plight
Zack: Can you stop doing that?!
Daniel: My dearest friend Zack cried out in anger, sadly, I will not stop
Mira knowing damn well Zack went too far and now it's her turn to remove Mira time privileges from Zack XD
YEESSSSSS, I love to think Mary has the strength to stop them but decides to what dumb these guys could up with XD
wait, now I have an idea
In which Zack is drunk and is in trouble and by that I mean he happily exclaims about to be eaten by a wild animal. Vin watches amused and Mary is like O_O before turning to Vin and gesturing him to go get Zack before he gets killed
Then Vin actually does it reluctantly but when he got close enough, Zack said "Vinny! You love me after all this time!" Vin was very mad XD But still saves him. When he reaches his hand to Zack, Zack just high fives him (if you get the reference i will die-)
even if Ryu and Mitsuki's first encounter was like that , in this AU maybe their first encounter was simply, like, idk,, just silly where he said something weird and Mitsuki made a face LOL but "as fellow exchange students, let get along!" even though Ryuhei is also ... silly . just , yknow , that type of silly where he's both bad and good at being social XD
He deserves the love lol
but omg Sato is so precious for trying to not completely reveal the nsfw-ness of it ππ precious, unfortunately Ryuhei has come to reveal all secrets HAHGADHF
AND YESSS Mary is totally strong enough to slug the both of them HAHAHA shes just nice enough to not do so <333
i unfortunately dont get the reference but it sounds so funny GHSDFHG Zack high-fives Vin and Vin stares in disgust/shock for a moment before looking at Mary who just shrugs and gives Vin a pat on the back for doing the right thing LOL
Imagine their first meeting in this AU, like what if Ryuhei and Mitsuki met as kids and Ryuhei was so smitten which explains why he has hard time falling in love or getting into a serious relationships after meeting Mitsuki. When he saw Mitsuki again, he felt like he's blessed by the heavens
The thing is Mitsuki doesn't remember him but he's trying. But the thing is...he lacks good social skills cause he's still a delinquent and Mitsuki looks like she's coming from a good home despite having a shitty father so Ryuhei is like trying to insert himself in her life not realizing it's pissing her off-
Sato be like: Ryuhei why? We're gonna get killed now
Kenta: I'm sorry,I came back too late but I don't want to deal with this so I'm walking away again
Sato: Get back here you lil shit, you're not leaving me again!
Mary is too kind, they better make a statue of her in her honor XD
Well you're gonna understand it now once I'm done with you XD
https://youtu.be/gWaPeTt9VLA
Skip to 31, I swear to God you won't regret it XD
Or this
https://www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/comments/s9ifjv/reversed_version_of_the_catfish_monster_fight_art/
omg i like that idea huhu me omw to insert myself into his life instead bc hes a spunky silly lil fella who i wouldnt mind holding hands with LOL but i can def see her getting pissed at Ryu π
Sato tries to leave with Kenta but Mitsuki stares at the two of them and they feel like there are daggers stabbing them in the back so they stay still, sweating, as she shakes her head in disappointment, "ugh, men."
OMG PLEASE I CAN IMAGINE THE BURN KNUCKLES BUILDING A STATUE IN HER HONOR IN LOOKISM AT ONE POINT, THEY REALLY OUGHT TO!! XD but youre so right, she's so kind and always has Vin's back. She supports her friends and is always so friendly qvq love her
OMG YES I KNOW HELLUVA BOSS, I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT SCENE OMG HAHAHAHAA YES!!!π Vin and Zack doing that would be so hilarious to see but Mary would also roll her eyes at the two of them XD
some lookism to escape existensial dread
pt2 pt3
Normal High School AU
Vin, Mary, and Zack are the Unusual Trio. Sometimes Vasco fills in the role of Mary when she doesn't want to deal with their BS
So one time, Vin and Zack decided to make Vasco go up to the Japanese students and ask them to translate. Note, the song is.dirty like ifuuduoduo without the moaning, luvoratory, and soap lagoon XD
They just wanna see what BS they would pull out of their asses
Except Ryuhei, he's very blunt. Mitsuki wasn't happy that he corrupted an innocent soul and Jace almost murdered them for trying to corrupt Vasco and making him cry
Ryuhei being blunt about it is very funny LOL i can just imagine him casually laughing at the songs and being like "oh they're saying [ explicit ]. And [ more r18 stuff ]"
then Mitsuki comes in bonking Ryu, and Jace comes in also bonking Ryu before dragging a shocked Vasco on the verge of tears π
Ryuhei: what was that for?! he asked, i answered!
LOL
Vasco: i thought they were singing about a laboratory Q_Q
Jace: it's luvo.....who out you up to this?
Vasco: Zack and Vin-
Jace: on it.
Imagine Ryuhei explaining the music video as well- Like, in luvoratory, the music video have lyrics of "Knock out gimme gimme"
The thing is...it's spelt as "kock out", poor Vasco-
Mitsuki is like: HE'S LITERALLY ONE OF FEW DECENT GUYS I KNOW, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM?! NOW HE'S CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!
Ryuhei, Mr. I lack social skills, Kuroda is like: But you said I have to be nice and be friends with them
Mitsuki: NOT LIKE THAT, THAT'S IT, ONE THE COUCH UNTIL YOU GET YOUR BED PRIVILEGES BACK
Just imagine the rest of the 2nd affiliate being so uncomfortable. I like to think Kenta just up and leave, maybe even telling Sato it's his problem now and you Sato either escaping or pulling random bs out of his ass to explain the lyrics XD
Daniel lights up a candle for Vin and Zack who is now suffering the consequences in the name of Jace-
Meanwhile Vasco is getting bleach (not that bleach) with puppies, wholesome music, and hot cocoa in courtesy of Mary Kim who wanted to make it up for him XD
SO TRU THO MITSUKI LOL i can imagine the 2nd affiliate being exchange students too xD
Kenta being so done is so funny, like imagining Kenta and Ryuhei being good buddies but sometimes Kenta just cant w Ryuhei LOL (well i feel like most of the 2nd affiliate cant w him, but they love him anyways)
Ryuhei: ouch?! nooooo! *gets all pouty like a puppy* i didnt do anything wrong, i was just answering his question qq
Mitsuki: but you have tainted his pour innocent soul!
Ryuhei: he's not a kid!
Jace scolding Vin and Zack and Daniel is to the side already praying for them with the candle as if theyre already dead HAHA
Mira comes in and sighs upon seeing Zack being scolded by Jace, "what did he do" and she looks over to see Mary comforting Vasco, "WHAT did he DO" LMAO
But i love the idea of Mary just being the main braincell of the trio lol, she's so neat <3 I can imagine her later joining Jace in the scolding and smacks Zack and Vin around xD
LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME I WOULD'VE LOVED HER (then I remember Sinu- I mean, yeah not AU high school AU but still XD and love that headcanon so much, imagine if Ryuhei is actually the glue of the friendship X3)
Kenta is like this is fine while everything is one fire
Since I headcanon Sato as a brony, imagine the awkward stumbling with his translation
Moments before Ryuhei gets to translate
Sato: So...um...you see, they're building a robot because they want to recreate the person they love
Vasco: Ooooh, so what does this one mean? *Soap Lagoon*
Sato: *internal screaming, there's no way he can translate that PG 13* Kenta help me
Kenta: *already speed walking away*
Ryuhei: Oh hey, this is what song actually
Kenta: *speed walks right back because this is not gonna end well- But he was too late*
After Ryuhei translated-
Mitsuki: HE'S A KID AT HEART *grabs la chancla*
Ryuhei, running away screaming: NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
Meanwhile...
Imagine Daniel has flowers too- And imagine Daniel decides to be a gremlin by narrating everything that has happened real time
Daniel: The two knelt in shame as they received a bitter sermon of Jace's plight
Zack: Can you stop doing that?!
Daniel: My dearest friend Zack cried out in anger, sadly, I will not stop
Mira knowing damn well Zack went too far and now it's her turn to remove Mira time privileges from Zack XD
YEESSSSSS, I love to think Mary has the strength to stop them but decides to what dumb these guys could up with XD
wait, now I have an idea
In which Zack is drunk and is in trouble and by that I mean he happily exclaims about to be eaten by a wild animal. Vin watches amused and Mary is like O_O before turning to Vin and gesturing him to go get Zack before he gets killed
Then Vin actually does it reluctantly but when he got close enough, Zack said "Vinny! You love me after all this time!" Vin was very mad XD But still saves him. When he reaches his hand to Zack, Zack just high fives him (if you get the reference i will die-)
even if Ryu and Mitsuki's first encounter was like that , in this AU maybe their first encounter was simply, like, idk,, just silly where he said something weird and Mitsuki made a face LOL but "as fellow exchange students, let get along!" even though Ryuhei is also ... silly . just , yknow , that type of silly where he's both bad and good at being social XD
He deserves the love lol
but omg Sato is so precious for trying to not completely reveal the nsfw-ness of it ππ precious, unfortunately Ryuhei has come to reveal all secrets HAHGADHF
AND YESSS Mary is totally strong enough to slug the both of them HAHAHA shes just nice enough to not do so <333
i unfortunately dont get the reference but it sounds so funny GHSDFHG Zack high-fives Vin and Vin stares in disgust/shock for a moment before looking at Mary who just shrugs and gives Vin a pat on the back for doing the right thing LOL