A trend where you yell the words at your bf and try to hug him to see what he’ll do
Jonggun: *blows smoke in your face*
Goo: ‘I’m Gay!’
Gitae: *Strikes you with his axe*
James: *Dodges and walks past you*
DG: *Tries his best to be polite even though he’s restraining himself from being rude*
Daniel: ‘I’m sorry miss but i’m taken.’
Vin jin: *Probably shoves you very hard off him and will say some insults at you*
Vasco: *Gives you a lecture on how you should not try to get with a taken man nor try to invade their personal space because that can be disrespectful and rude*
Zack: *little bit flustered, but will try to get away and tell you you’re not as pretty as his gf*
Jay Hong: ‘…………………………’
Eli jang: ‘uhm…can you get off me?….i’m not single…’
Jake kim: ‘miss can you move it? I’m not exactly fond of being touched without permission.’
Hudson Ahn: ‘ 0/10.’
Jaegyeon na: ‘that touching you did will cost you at least 340.000.000. Won.’
Taesoo ma: *starts beating you*
Jichang kwak: *ignores you and tries to walk past you*
Jinrang: *stares for a very long time, looking rather unimpressed*
Gongseob Ji: *flirts back*
Seongji yuk: *Stares in utter confusion*
Samuel seo: *Grips your arm pretty hard with a rather creepy smile*
Eugene: *politely smiles but sets some distance*
Ryuhei Kuroda: ‘you’ll have to wait in line for that one girly.’
Sinu han: *awkwardly pats your back with a nervous laugh*
Lookism Boys & How They Flirt When They Actually Like You - Part 2
Summary: Disaster boy behavior but make it endearing, Part 2 Electric Boogaloo 🤪 Here’s Part 1
Author’s Notes: I already had a part 2 in mind so it’s nice that I got comments for more. After work yesterday night I immediately started on this part so I hope y’all enjoy. It’s still not NSFW
Word Count: 697
REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!!
Eli
Flirting Style: Smooth, attentive, and giving
Gives you the quiet eye contact and sweet half-smile that melts panties
Lowkey flexes how good he is with kids (“Yenna made you a drawing… I helped her, but don’t tell her I said that”)
Will say “you’re beautiful” once, then act like it was nothing. But it wasn’t nothing because
His love language is offering you food and asking how your day was with full attention and active listening.
Protective but not overbearing. Will bodyblock a falling shelf and act like it’s just another Tuesday.
Bonus: If you touch his arm while laughing? Play with his hair? Be a good presence in Yenna’s life? Game over. He’s yours.
Gun
Flirting Style: Intense eye contact and threats that sound like proposals
“I don’t need a partner. I need someone who can keep up.” (Translation: I want you.)
Doesn’t smile, but you know when he’s into you because he starts looking at you like you’re prey, and HE IS STARVING.
Gifts you things that don’t feel romantic… until you realize no one else gets them. Like a new phone. Or a whole ass penthouse (to act grown in).
“You need discipline” - he’ll say after fixing your form at the gym, his hands lingering longer than necessary.
Bonus: He purposely loses at video games he’s previously beaten. Not because he can’t win, but because your grin when you win is more satisfying than victory.
Goo
Flirting Style: Chaos and catcalling, but make it charming
Will call you every nickname in the book. “Sugar tits,” “baby shark,”or “wifey” - he’s def testing which one makes you react.
Pulls pranks just to hear you laugh… or scream. Either works for him.
Gets jealous easily but pretends it’s a joke (“Oh, he looked at you? I’ll murder him, Y/N. kidding! Unless…”)
If he’s quiet for longer than 10 seconds around you, it means he’s either in love or planning something stupid. Or both.
Bonus: He’ll flirt with everyone to throw you off. But only you get the soft, sleepy Goo voice at 3AM.
James Lee / Diego Kang
Flirting Style: Elegant, detached… until you touch him.
Doesn’t flirt traditionally. He just shows up, stares at you from across the room, and somehow leaves you breathless. (Not too far from canon lol)
Compliments feel like confessions: “You’re a distraction. And I hate distractions. But I keep looking at you.”
Will not initiate physical touch, but if you do? He’s not letting go for anything.
Dangerously polite. Opens doors, holds your coat, corrects your form at the private gym he booked for just the two of you. You’ll think he’s just being nice until he says something like - “I dreamt about you...again”
Bonus: One kiss and he starts spiraling privately. He’ll still act cool. He’s not lol
Ryuhei Kuroda
Flirting Style: Bully-to-lover with unhinged fixation energy
Constantly bothers you. Flicks your hair. Steals your pen. Won’t stop poking your buttons.
“Dumbass. You’re too cute when you’re mad.”
Treats you like a game until the moment someone else flirts with you, then it’s not a game anymore.
You get under his skin in ways he hates. And craves. He’d rather eat nails than admit he’s blushing.
Bonus: He’ll fake-disgusted moan if you touch him - “Ew, you’re touching me? Are we dating now or something?” (he hopes yes)
Hudson
Flirting Style: Gentle loyalty with hints of angst
He watches you with sharp eyes but speaks softly. He doesn’t talk much but when he does, it’s only to you. He also never brings up his street life because he thinks it’ll ruin how you see him (it won’t lol)
“Need anything?” - sounds sooo casual, but it means he’s already halfway to solving your problems before you finish answering.
The kind to memorize your favorite snacks, the exact way you like your tea, your allergies. Acts like it’s no big deal. (He gives your snack choices +100 points even if he doesn’t like them)
Protective as hell. If you so much as stub your toe, he’s ready to declare war on gravity.
Bonus: When he finally touches you, it’s hesitant and reverent—like you’re sacred. His ears might go red.
This was super fun to write! I wanted to add Sinu but I couldn’t think of what to say idk. Requests are open so have at it. BYE!!!
You pluck the phone out of his hands. He makes no move to block you, though he does throw you a dirty look.
This narcissistic idiot, you sigh. He needs to stop googling himself and reading all the trash so called journalists are writing.
But it's still his own stupid fault.
"If you stop running after these minors and get back into the studio to plan a comeback, the media wouldn't call you a has-been."
"Fuck the media," James replies, sullen and his bratty self coming out to play. Even if he's the one that's denying interviews and appearances, changing his look with no consideration for his merch, and there's absolutely no signs of any new music on the horizon.
"And can you stop obsessing over these 5th gens!" James crosses his arms, manspreads further, and absolutely refuses to look at you as you scroll through the forum open on the screen, rolling your eyes at all the trolling comments he has left over the last twenty minutes calling these new idols talentless in increasingly creative ways.
"Ok," you click the screen off and drop the phone into your bag. "I'm officially confiscating this."
He's about to say something, but catches the look on your face and shuts his mouth instead.
"Yeah," you smirk, "that's what I thought."
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"Are these tampons?" you ask as Ryuhei carefully pushes something up each nostril, stemming your nose bleed.
He keeps his face carefully blank.
"Ryuhei," your voice takes on a dangerous tone.
He tries for a reassuring smile that only raises your suspicion further.
Then when you feel the telltale string dangle past your lips, you shove him away.
"Why the fuck didn't you get me tissues?!" You yank them out and fresh droplets drip down your shirt.
"They absorb blood better." He looks at you, fond and exasperated as if you're being a silly goose right now and you feel the urge to hit him. "Why wouldn't I get tampons for your nose bleed? Hold still, cutie pie, let me put another one up-"
"Fuck off!"
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"You're an idiot, a waste of space and a waste of my time. You thought you could be my equal? I already know you're going to amount to nothing. Your life will be meaningless and pathetic-"
"Excuse me?" You say and Gun stiffens.
His fingers still move in a blur on the gaming controller-
A moment later his victory is announced on the screen and the distinct sound of a kid bursting into tears rings out from his headphones.
"Were you shit talking a child?"
Gun pretends he can't hear you.
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"What are you doing?"
Jake's voice drifts over your shoulder and you still.
"Is that.. are you trying to learn that dance?"
How do you admit to Jake that yes you are, that you spent the last hour shimmying to a video trying to learn a viral dance and you still don't really get it.
"You're half a beat off." He tells you and you finally whip around to face him.
"How long have you been watching me?"
"Long enough," he grins, leaning against the doorway. "Start the music and I'll show you."
"What?"
"Just do it."
For the next minute, you watch Jake dance in sync to the choreography, flowing from one move to the next and timing the gyrating with the shoulders move perfectly.
Damn, he must have spent hours practicing this and you have never been more impressed.
"Amazing, Sir!" Brad's voice calls out.
You turn around to see him, Lineman, Jason and Jerry sincerely applauding with the latter wiping a proud tear from his eye.
Mitsuki and Ryuhei getting married is just further proof of how when writers lose their original concepts and charm, they'll ruin the roots of their writing. Them getting married just goes against their entire dynamic and really all it does is follow what a lot of other series are doing right now- throwing in useless romantic relationships that do nothing and entertain no one. This isn't even natural between the two characters honestly, when did Mitsuki stop being disgusted by Ryuhei, again...? People throw romance into everything now where it doesn't need to be 😭 It's just a disappointment. Who the FUCK ASKED FOR RYUHEI AND MITSUKI. NO ONE 😭😭 There's so many characters being brought back, and you bring THOSE TWO and do THIS. PTJ get out rn.
Also, female characters in media literally just can't be alone anymore. Why is it that lonely male authors who act as though they're more educated on different demographics can't seem to let most female characters go without romantic involvement or being married off. Like that doesn't complete their character or wrap things up for their involvement in your story, nor does them being a wife or smth make them more likeable or whatever goal he had here. It may not be their intention, but based on how people write women really does show what you think they're here for. They're not here to BE anything other than themselves like the rest of us, but to many, they ARE plot devices or there just to 'complete' male characters. Can we stop forcing straight couples in media, I'm tired of ALL the couples thank you. Men!! Women!! Ok they're individuals, I don't care what they are. Can you work on your characters, please? Instead of these shitty tropes people are tired of seeing? If I wanted romance, I'd read an evil alternate series called Romancism. Not LOOKISM. HAVE WE LOST THE FUCKING PLOT PTJ.
I miss the dog that pissed on Vin Jin's shoes more than I missed those two. FUCK MITSUKI, FUCK VIVI, FUCK THOSE BITCHES. I WANNA SEE MARY! WHEN DOES SHE GET REAL INVOLVEMENT BRUH but yknow one W? I missed Sophia, I'm glad she came back and got to see Daniel again, that's cute (even if it's old news)
I'm also going to state one more obvious thing, the way they were written is beyond shitty. I proposed? Eh, I'm thinking about the fucking. Invitations are sent out? Eh, I'm thinking about the fucking. Your dress? OHHHHH okay I think I get it now, I'm serious. I seriously want it off. RYUHEI WHAT ARE YOU DOING. The fact he's just trying to show off that he's marrying her too 😭🙏 WHAT IS GUN GONNA DO WITH YOUR INVITATION LIL BRO. DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. NO. Tom Lee not even knowing who Ryuhei is sent me over the edge bro. AND SAMUEL PUT THAT DAMN MAGAZINE DOWN, YOUR HEAD IS ALREADY TOO SMALL FOR YOUR BODY. PUT IT DOWN.
But anyways guys, omg!!! So cute how sweet!! Doesn't Mitsuki look so pretty!!! Gush over the bride!!! We're not forgetting what she did to Sinu, all for nothing. Right.
Summary: that trend on tiktok where the girl pretends to have something in her teeth then smiles cutely when her boyfriend goes to check I DON’T KNOW SEARCH IT UP
Gun would get closer to check and as you do your best to strike the cutest smile to melt his heart, all you get is the most unamused look 🥲
He’ll nonchalantly go back to what he was doing but why is his heart beating so fast and the image of your cute face is now tattooed in his brain forever? Hmmm 🤔
Goo is the one doing this trend on YOU girl bffr.
Ya’ll are just at dinner together when he suddenly goes “BABE I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY TEETH” you get closer to his face to check and suddenly get blinded by the shiniest and cheekiest smile.
Of course you just punch his face in return.
Eli is so cute he would rush to check on you as you mention something being stuck in your teeth to then being hit by your smile.
He is dumbfounded, blushing hard and jaw on the floor at your cuteness.
Meanwhile Yenna is laughing and hitting him with her baton cuz he’s just frozen 🧍🏻
Ryuhei gets a straight up b**** and needs to excuse himself.
