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hehehe I love interaction bait

echo-dislocation

This post has no time limit ask me whatever whenever

izbnart

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

slurmpinheimer

do you ever see something so beautiful it makes you wanna keep going

izbnart

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

demilypyro

gonna go squat on my own personal five square feet of street and if anyone gets close I'll glare at em girl style

demilypyro

catgirls are approaching me

demilypyro

they are rubbing their heads on my leg and I will reluctantly pet them and smile so the audience knows that despite my rough exterior I have a kind heart

demilypyro

tch..... little cutie....

rhymewithrachel

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

charmwasjess

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

baddywronglegs

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

denjidenjiji

She dresses like a jojo character

teaboot

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

teaboot

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

strong-zahhak

HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

u3pxx

HEAVEN OR HELL (guilty gear requests thank u for suggesting characters 🙏)

blackscarblues

this is how it went right

coyoteguuurl

i dont know who needs to hear this, but 2mg is not enough. frankly 8mg is not enough. buy your estrogen elsewhere. take anywhere from 50-100% more than the WPATH recommended max dose. stop once your estrogen stays around 300-450 pp/mL. try not to exceed 700 pp/mL (excess estrogen causes the body to purge estrogen, often overreacting and putting your total effective estrogen lower than what is desirable for feminization and stability).

there is no conclusive evidence that the feminizing effects of injectable E are preferable to those of oral E, but injectable is safer long-term (years-long), so eventually switch to injectable. its cheaper also.

use a good anti-androgen. spiro will make you piss and pissed, because it sucks. take bica 50mg or cypro 12.5mg.

take your prog. take 200mg. if youre putting it in your mouth, take more until youre emotional but stable. if youre putting it in your butt - PUTT IT IN YOUR BUTT - take more, but less than you would if it were in your mouth.

work out. work your ass, your thighs, your abs. get sweaty. the more growth hormones you can get through your body, the more effectively your estrogen will feminize you (this includes your tits).

eat more. eat at least 25% more than your maintenance. eat lots of protein, but also lots of fat. your ass and tits will thank you very jiggly.

and most importantly; show me. im a pervert.

mombodryoshu

apparently its a common bug in the mirror mod rn that nonbreaching abnormalities can just get up and go. imagine if you walked into the hallway and the skull is out

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