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Lissa, 24, engaged. ALL HAIL HER HIGHNESS QUEEN HERP

[echo-of-clara]

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[finndamrron]

Hayley Kiyoko lying on the floor with 3 other girls in matching lingerie while singing about how her ex still wants her is the Mood I’m tryna aim for in 2018

[barbarajreadytoplay]

Stranger Things (2016)

[femcassidy]

hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might’ve cried about this. don’t remember

[femcassidy]

was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “i don’t know what this is!”

[suckindeathsdick-deactivated201]

bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life

[thebeverlymarsh]

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

[stuckykittyspidey]

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

[mitochondiva]

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

[scribefindegil]

an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are

[scribefindegil]

“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk  *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I aspire to this level of Extra

[shinosarna]

“No, brave heroes! Come no further…”

“This cave is occupied by an ancient dragon called… *~*flamedrake69*~*…”

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

the moon is proud of you

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

and so are the stars

[revivalish]

and so is the sun 

[i-can-do-tricks]

the aliens are watching you, a little confused about your life choices but are proud of you too

[entamewitchlulu]

from your friendly neighborhood librarian:

all books are good books.  you are not a “lesser reader” if you only read manga or comic books or a “better reader” for reading academic heavy texts.

reading is reading no matter what it is, be it a graphic novel, a romance, a classic, an audiobook, a picture book, a cookbook, fanfiction, fucking whatever, read what makes you happy

reading is supposed to be fun and don’t let elitism sap any joy out of it

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

[neilarmstrong]

I love this fucking book

[osheamobile]

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

[magnificentbane-deactivated2019]

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.” And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”

[wallpaperhub]

Bisexual Pride Wallpapers

Requested by anonymous

[writing-prompt-s]

Upon his deathbed, your father’s last words to you is the worst dad joke you’ve ever heard.

[jkl-fff]

“My children … Make sure you bury me … in vegetables … So I can … finally … rest … in peas … Heh heh … *death rattle*”

[writing-prompt-s]

[actualmermaid]

Do you read :D as an open-mouthed smile or a smile with teeth?

[thepioden]

[nevaehtyler]

This is precisely what white feminism is about - wasting sanitary pads that could have been donated to shelters when there are so many homeless women who can’t afford to buy them + excluding transgender women from their feminism by writing “No pussy no power” on a pad. This is wrong and disgusting. If your feminism doesn’t include trans women, then your feminism is rubbish. 

[insaniti]

Exactly

[diss-appointed]

so my church used this picture for the bulletin this week and i got to see it early and i looked at my mum and mum this is from bioshock infinite where the main antagonist is a corrupted priest

[relijion-deactivated20150331]

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli  

[angelicrying]

mood

[goodeye-cyborg]

Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate three new lectures about homophobia and gender identity and presentation in various cultures. This is to say three ADDITIONAL lectures to go with the one she already have planned.

[goodeye-cyborg]

Important addition: She changed the wallpaper on her computer to a picture her with her wife and two kids. So the first thing we saw when we came into class every day for the remainder of the semester was basically their christmas card

[fuck-usag]

That ain’t salty, that’s her being my hero