i’m the problem

this is whatever the fuck I want it to be

[knownqueerbaiter]

like obviously he is more sexually experienced than shane and puts on a more confident show, but their first hookup is funnier when you think abt ilya being a 19 year old (!!!) just yes-anding his way through things. internally just going this is fun oh fuck he’s actually on his knees i didn’t know he would do that. alright mr. “had to get shane to stop blowing him after about 15 seconds bc he was gonna bust” you’re definitely the coolest suavest dom in the world and not a teenage boy faking it til he makes it

[scoobydoomed]

[themoonandmyman]

[softgrlfriend]

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

[boitterfly]

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[shanyshko]

i think one of shane's favorite fantasies at any point in the relationship is where ilya is driving to one of their hookups in montreal and he's bad at driving in the snow so he accidentally skids off and gets stuck in the snow... and of course he can't call triple a because then he would have to come up with an excuse about why he was out so late... so he calls shane and shane tows his sports car out of the snow and maybe even it reveals that ilya has a flat tire so shane pulls the jack out and changes it out for ilya's spare. and ilya is soooo grateful and impressed by how manly and capable and selfless shane is to spend his night in the cold that of course he fucks shane in the back seat of shane's practical jeep. and absolutely essential to this fantasy is that in real life shane doesn't even own a tow hitch and does not know how to change a tire even a little bit.

[kosmogrl]

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

[heatedrivalryfanarts]

morelovforjm_

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[segamascott]

[aruddyduck]

go watch the wpbl.

there’s lesbians covered in mud. there’s a mascot that’s 80% awesome and 20% problematic. there’s Chappell Roan over the loudspeakers. there’s legends of women’s athletics throwing the first pitch and little children watching the future unfold from the stands. there’s Springfield, Illinois. there’s misogynistic weather. there’s people in the comments section on YouTube actively explaining the rules to newbies who are interested in the sport for the first time because it exists for them too now. there’s some rough times in the outfield. there’s stars from banana ball and little league and the olympics. there’s insane comebacks in the final inning. there’s commentators breathlessly anticipating a future full of equal access to development programs and athletic specialists. there’s a lot of wind.

go watch the wpbl there’s a chance to witness the beginning of something new and cool.

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[teaboot]

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

[its-timego]

Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.