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rocky, pointing excitedly at grace: this is my new best friend, we keep sacrificing ourselves for each other and he’s also extremely malnourished. can we keep him, please please please?

adrian, who thought rocky died like 50 years ago and is still in the midst of the grieving process:

doveywovy

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

jerboaoa

couldn't leave this in the tags

nadjasnandor

consuming media like

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beehivedemocracy

Ilya coming home to Shane being overstimulated and agitated and he thinks it's best to leave him alone mostly so he goes off and does his own thing and eventually ends up on the couch playing a video game and Shane comes out of nowhere, noise canceling headphones on and hobby of the day in hand (book, knitting, switch, coloring, could be basically anything) and sits next to him which Ilya thinks is really sweet and then Shane very softly asks "are you avoiding me because I'm being weird and quiet again" and Ilya sees his whole life flash before his eyes, every mistake he's ever made, mostly this specific one, and rapidly starts explaining himself and Shane ultimately finds it sweet just nods and stays were he is, doing his thing now with a little smile on his face

hutsonwoolyums

“I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years” kills me dead because Ilya’s got Shane pinned down to the bed, tucked between Ilya’s legs, kissing down his neck, like, yeah that is how the staff likes to be treated 🥹

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"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

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look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there's still plenty of good meat on there)

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reviews are in

hexfruit

"plenty of good meat on there"

achivement-unlocked

Achievement unlocked!

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!?!

THERES NOTHING LEFT.

everythingsdestiel

free use hollanov ideas

Ilya waking Shane up with a Hollander and pulling his head to the side of the bed where is cock is already out and hard and Shane opens his mouth, eyes still closed, and gets him off.

Shane turning Ilya’s PlayStation off mid game with Cliff because bedroom now and Ilya jumps up without complaint to fuck Shane into the mattress.

I also love the idea of one of them being so fucked out that they can’t continue but the other wants to. Like Shane cockwarming Ilya's soft dick until he gets hard enough that he can suck him off because he just wants it soooo bad or maybe Shane’s whining about being overstimulated and sore, but Ilya fucks him anyway because tell me you don’t love it and I’ll stop when they both know he fucking loves it.

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People who never once make shitty comments to Shane questioning whether or not Ilya really deserves him:

Cliff Marleau-was there for the highs and lows of the Montreal Jane saga exclusively from Ilyas perspective and, if anything, is suspicious about whether or not Shane was really worth moving to Ottawa for

Svetlana Vetrova-figured out Hollanov without being told because of course Ilya was destined to fall in love with the most complicated and risky possible option

Rose Landry-the woman is a superstar who lives and breathes PR; she can tell the difference between media narratives and reality

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chilewithcarnage

ten-and-donna

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

pulling-aggro

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

luxiomahariel

i- (remembers that i dont feel love) dont love you ⭐

aromanticofficial

official aromantic post

giveemhales

Everyone is getting into the Shane and Troy of it all so I am jumping in to add my own headcanon. I think Shane HATES Troy. And I think he actually hates him even more after he comes out. Like I think he always hated Troy the way he hated Dallas Kent and the dozens of other players who spewed slurs at him on the ice. But that was hatred bordering on indifference. He knew he was better than them and the slurs were just a desperate attempt to get under his skin because they couldn’t beat him with skill alone. Troy and those other players are nuances that he does not spare a thought about off the ice.

But once Troy joins the centaurs and becomes Ilya’s friend and then has then has the audacity to come out? As if that erases everything he’s done? Watching people accept and forgive him when Shane was the one taking the brunt of Troy’s treatment? Watching Troy come out at a pride night and celebrate with his team and fall in love when Shane has put himself (and Ilya) through hell remaining in the closet for nearly a decade because of the pieces of shit like Troy? Is still actively going through that hell?

And then when Troy actually becomes best friends with Ilya and Shane joins the team and Shane is expected to be friendly with him? Oh he is fuming. He does not give a fuck that Troy is a better person now and it was his own fears/internalized homophobia making him behave that way. Shane was gay and in an actively hostile environment and you know how often he said slurs in his career? Never. Ilya is in a closeted relationship and from a country where homosexuality is criminalized and you know how often he said slurs? Never. Same with Scott Hunter. The fact Troy was gay the whole time makes it feel like a betrayal. Troy knew what it was like to be othered, and that didn’t stop him.

Shane is so tired of having to bear these responsibilities he never asked for. He’s so tired of taking the blame for his own pain. He’s tired of being the Asian role model who doesn’t get to get angry. Who has to grin and bear it. He never had the option to behave like Troy, so all his internalized homophobia was only ever pointed inward. Troy took the easy way out and he still got the happy ending Shane fought tooth and nail for. It’s not fair.

And now Shane is finally out. He’s finally on a team with his husband with players who support him. But fucking Troy Barrett is there. And he just has to grin and bear it.

EDIT: if you love this idea, check out the fic I wrote ft. Shane crashing out at Troy

ladymerlin7

Ottawa Centaurs post Shane arrival just obliterating the league

cause even in ye old days of Greece the men fought better with their homosexual lovers at their side.

scunthotter

I can't believe that Ilya really thought they were going to break up if Shane hadn't gotten injured. Like you haven't been able to stay away from this man for almost a decade despite the very real threat to your career and your citizenship, but sure getting a little too intimate on facetime is gonna make you stay away from him. Like be so fucking for real Ilya, you two have been trying to stop since you started and everytime you both come crawling back, you weren't gonna successfully break up with him and you damn well know that.