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Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them
The average person opens and closes 50 doors a day factoid is actually a statistical error. Micheal the Distortion, who lives in the spiral domain and opened 80000 doors a day was an outlier adn should not have been counted
Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them
today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.
Enjoy Sky Blue 🌌
Tim constantly says "This is literally 1984" whenever Jon reminds him of any of his work responsibilities, or the fact that he cannot wear an open hawaiian to the archives
(TMA episode 100 spoilers)
Imagine just leaving the spiral, absolutely one of the funniest moments in the series
American manifestations of Smirke's 14 (+ the extinction)
the lonely: blizzards, social media, the "american dream"
the vast: the great plains, the great lakes, NASA
the flesh: fast food restaurants, tanning salons, cosmetic surgery
the slaughter: the NRA, police, military recruitment officers
the hunt: trophy hunters, true crime sleuths, TMZ, paparazzi
the spiral: fox news, healthcare professionals, washington dc
the eye: the fbi, silicon valley, the library of congress
the desolation: hurricanes, tornadoes, wildfires
the stranger: large cities, the Appalachian mountains, hollywood
the dark: alaska, organized crime syndicates
the corruption: opioids, ants, cockroaches, mega churches
the buried: mine shafts, the subway, credit card debt, student loans
the web: the CIA, the NSA
the end: prison industry
the extinction: nuclear power plants, the mississippi river, contaminated water reserves, golf courses, oil rigs
life pro tip - reframe your daily activities in your mind
instead of ENJOYING NEW EXPERIENCES, you are FEEDING THE CEASELESS WATCHER
instead of GETTING DISTRACTED BY STORY IDEAS, you are PLEASING THE MOTHER OF PUPPETS
instead of HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, you are INDULGING IN THE MAGNITUDE OF THE VAST
instead of PREPARING MEALS, you are NOURISHING THE RAVENOUS FLESH
instead of GETTING COMFY UNDER THE BLANKETS, you are ENTERING THE LOVING EMBRACE OF THE BURIED
feel free to reblog with your own reframing techniques!!!
"Which TMA Entity Are You?" quizzes are always like:
1. How do you deal with a problem?
a. First learn everything I can about the situation.
b. Go it alone. I'm always alone.
c. Turn into a feral, sapphic, wolf monster.
d. Hello, John. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
life pro tip - reframe your daily activities in your mind
instead of ENJOYING NEW EXPERIENCES, you are FEEDING THE CEASELESS WATCHER
instead of GETTING DISTRACTED BY STORY IDEAS, you are PLEASING THE MOTHER OF PUPPETS
instead of HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, you are INDULGING IN THE MAGNITUDE OF THE VAST
instead of PREPARING MEALS, you are NOURISHING THE RAVENOUS FLESH
instead of GETTING COMFY UNDER THE BLANKETS, you are ENTERING THE LOVING EMBRACE OF THE BURIED
feel free to reblog with your own reframing techniques!!!
i don't know who needs to see this, but the other day i was half-jokingly explaining how to figure out your ruling tma entity to my sister and came up with this
feel free to disagree but that's exactly how i met mine sooo
I cant believe tomorrow will be August already. like please give me back my time