eclaire-and-pocky

Avid shipper, AO3 user, fanfic writer, anime binger, and fanart maker. Current hyperfixation: Skulduggery Pleasant (just finished book 9) Pronouns: She/her; Age: 25

[eclaire-and-pocky]

Tanith: BOYFRIEND?

Fletcher: BOYFRIEND?

Clarabelle: SKELETON?

[nerviovago]

[wordfather]

something strange going on with my wip where nothing is happening because im not writing. does anyone know how to fix this

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

[yandere-angela]

dracula's son, alucard, and frankenstein's son, nietsneknarf

[twotheleft]

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[eclaire-and-pocky]

[coopyhoward]

i mean

[eclaire-and-pocky]

using ellipsus is like. wow it's better than google docs in every way, very easy to navigate and learn how to use, and you'll never want to leave your cool color themes behind. and also sometimes it hates you and deletes half of your stuff for no reason :)))

[madphantom]

Skulduggery Pleasant truly the character of all time. He's a noir detective. He's 400 years old. He hates coffee. His best friend is a teenage girl he met at a funeral. He clawed his way out of his own grave. He has a crush on Grace Kelly. He's a mass murderer. He has undiagnosed ADHD. He has a room in his house that contains spare bones in case he breaks one. He hasn't slept in 300 years. His father is the divine embodiment of chaos and this fact isn't even relevant to the fact that he is casually one of the most powerful sorcerers to ever walk the earth. He's bisexual. He's incredibly annoying on purpose just for the fun of it. What a man.

[ganondilf]

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[demoncvnt]

[charmnecklacecreatures]

confiscating oliver queen until some of you learn how to behave

[morwenna-crows]

Valkyrie + Skulduggery → Outsider Perspectives

[dykemcqueen]

remember when skulduggery bought val that sexy slinky little dress. remember when he had it giftwrapped and said "i thought i'd spoil you" and you already KNEW it was gonna be sexy and slinky before she opened it, that's how predictable they are. remember when he brought her in the sexy dress as his date to the ball and glared at his friends when they flirted with her and tried to hook her up with random guys he knew she'd hate because the only man she really cares about is Him. remember that. do you remember that

[dykemcqueen]

HE DID WHAT? HE SANG HER WHAT?????,,,,