CRYPT✖️R COVE

🌌Cryptor Collective ⟡ they/he/it ⟡ Early 20s ⟡ Your favourite Imaginary friends ⟡ Disordered plural system🌌 Please be 18+ when following. No DNI but blocks upon bad faith questions and harassment. UNKNOWABLE, UNCONTAINABLE

[eclecticesotericist]

「 CRYPTOR COLLECTIVE 」

◆ idk what to put here

◇ check back later

◆ schizo introject heavy plural system

Don't talk to us in terms of sources you think we might have, thank you.

[eclecticesotericist]

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[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[helltiervriska]

big fat neckbearded nerds have been unfairly stereotypes as chud virgin misogynists for way too long most of them are decent guys tired of being socially typecast. the average modern young adult misogynist is one of them blonde emaciated golden retrivor boyfriends with slightly curly hair gross hand veins and a ritalin addiction and half of them are only not virgins because they cant stop taking advantage of mildly alternative teenage girls or chasing trans guys who date so many nearidentical tall skinny blonde cisguys that i can never tell which one hes dating at the moment. average chud virgin misogynist is on twitch hawking big jaw workout routines taping his mouth shut with a breatheright strip at night and posting on twitter at an 8 wojaks per hour pace in his discord server full of a hundred or so labgrown clones of him acting like women dont want them bcs women are all ontologically bitches and not because he looks like hed put a roofie in my drink at a toga party at duke fucking university despite being a geed and widely hated by the real fratguys for wimping out during his first hazing ritual and unsuccessfully flirting with every taken women in the room like no cap fr fr aha im crine girl you a baddie for real ahahaa... average virgin chud misogynist guy psychically challenges me to a smokeoff the first day i meet him after my friend that pities him lets him tag along, greens out after half an hour, then in the weedhaze tells the group in his performatice male vocal fry voice that he doesnt understand why black lives matter or why covid was so bad like haha remember in 2020 when people cared about minorities... on jah bro no cap ahaaa and doubles down by saying hes just not that into politics so hes not qualified for the conversation. average chud virgin misogynistic loser is a white guy making videos flexing his jaw muscles going ahhaaa no cap no cap for real ahaha on jah my brother in christ ahaa haaa after making thirst traps to xxxtentacion mouthing racial slurs behind his gross nasty veiny hand all flexed up and you can see his three month old loose curl perm growing out straight at the roots complaining on his private reddit account that liberals are calling him out for thinking disabled people should be mass sterilized and bred out going "i dont even know what eugenics are. im not into politics." average virgin chud misogynist is an uppermiddle schmuck getting shtupped by his dealer for 40$ a gram going yeah... this is straight gas no cap on jah real couchlock shit ayyy snoap dog after coughing like a little bitch while hunched over his bony chest unblinking rewatching borat for the umpteenth time wondering why women dont want him. i mean after all hes a skinny white guy with a damaged unkempt perm and 9$ black steelplated dangling cross earings. hes literally wearing a long sleeve shirt underneath a baggy 40$ corpsehusband tshirt he got from the tiktok shop aint that all women want ...? by god, hes even got a 12 inch chain hooked onto his pants and he painted his nails black once so he could show off his throbbing blue hand veins on video with his 10pack of alternative rings from amazon on.... what do you mean women dont wanna fuck him? he listens to juicewrld and post malone... and when hes feeling alternative he even might put on a little limp bizkit...! hes supposed to be universally fuckable, he has a defined jawline and a bobbing adams apple and look hes even so nonchalant about it all hes already depicted you as the nasty fat sweaty gross neckbeard soyjack screaming at him spit flying while hes the blonde nordic stoic wojak smirking because hes just sooo nonchalant about it all. clock strikes 12 midnight arrives ahaaa no cap on jah fr fr typeshit. fumbling the big goth mommy milkers baddies nonchalant style but its just because theyre all bitches and too into womens lib so hes gonna go look for a freshly 18 girl with pink hair and a septum ring to turn into his tradwife to impress his republican father. no cap on jah ahaa fr fr. and he still follows elon musk on twitter

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[eclecticesotericist]

Wish I could recall where the monologue I'm thinking of is from. Ugh.

Oh!

It's Lake's monologue, from Infinity Train.

I'm not foil. I'm not reflection. I'm not a sliver. I'm not a null. I'm not any of the hundred names everyone wants to give me. I'm my own person who is getting off this train

[syn4k]

ohhhhhhhh wait i'm just trying to pour from an empty cup again LOL

[eclecticesotericist]

Torment nexus 1000 years. :(

[greelin]

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

[eclecticesotericist]

Do you want a trophy for successfully splitting on the person that meant the world to you and cutting them off because you're too afraid?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[hollywolly3000]

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

[bacony-cakes]

DESTROY CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!

[flareonfloof]

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

[dragongirltongue]

I sent the post to wet dry world is that better?

[hollywolly3000]

oohhh.h. its soggy now oooh,....... .. . . you soggyed it.......

[squid-socks]

This is a hard thing to hear but i genuinely say it with care and best wishes:

Keep using your brain and trying that hard thing no matter how foggy. Feel stupid! It's ok! I promise you are not stupid. I promise your brain will appreciate it. And that with time it will be valuable that you tried.

It's so easy to lose a whole week to brain fog. But your brain and body don't just stop existing that week (though it can feel that way). It's so important to try to incorporate puzzles anyway. Cook a meal from a scratch, do a jigsaw, the wordle, sudoku, use your other hand, learn a new card game, watch a brand new show, do simple math equations, write words backwards, learn a new language (or even just random phrases from a few), play a podcast, read a fun article or magazine, try a new creative project. Something! To help you feel better longer and keep your brains synapses synapsing.

Find a way to push yourself into it. Ask a friend to do it with you, set a timer, build it into your routine, have a bunch of fun games on your phone, puzzles by the bed, set your google to open straight to wordle.

TO CLARIFY: neuroplasticity is magic. And CONTRARY to prior belief it does not just stop after like 25. The brain can recover in exceptional ways so if you feel behind, or feel like you lost so much of what you knew due to a deep spell of illness or depression or injury; it's never too late. Never too late to nuture your brain to a better state of health.

So have a glass of water, take a deep breath and please join me in feeling really stupid trying to finish a "simple" puzzle and know we are all doing a very good job. ❤️

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[aaaaalice]

Percy being shocked and horrified that Camp Jupiter doesn't have campfire songs so his first act as Praetor is to commission the children of Apollo in the legion to write rude marching songs. His favorites are "My Centurion Is Very Smart," "Mount Olympus ABCs," and "I Wish My Dad Had Kept It In His Pants."

[lilislegacy]

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage