Eclipse

[He/they] [INTJ] [Bi] [21] Certified Edward Kenway and Hal Jordan lover

[medievalsquire]

why does every noble family have a weird little creature on their banner. what does the badger have to do with anything

[medievalsquire]

my knight can identify sixteen different battle formations but cannot possibly remember where he put his helmet

[spookdnerves]

I need these guys to get their own comic run

[medievalsquire]

accidentally made eye contact with the royal executioner. i think we're friends now unfortunately

[wolfythewitch]

Hngr

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[eunisyn]

"All this for lil ol' me?"

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[horribly-precise-transcriptions]

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

[medievalsquire]

there are at least four people at court who have dramatically announced they are in factg the rightful heir to the throne this month alone

[the-quasar-hero]

“Rappers only talk about their money, cars, and clothes!”

Why might someone from a group of people that historically have been denied access to wealth, now brag that they have it?

“Rappers only talk about sex!”

Why might someone from a group that have historically been denied sexual autonomy now brag about their sexual escapades on their own terms?

“Rappers only talk about drugs and crime!”

Why might someone from a group that historically have been denied the more legal means to acquire wealth and had drugs forced on their community talk about their experiences with it?

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[medievalsquire]

asked the court physician if i'll be alright and he said "eventually". concerning answer

[resting-quester]

I might unironically start writing Crime Scene Cleaner yaoi.

[the-multiversal-enigma]

Reblog this with an obscure blorbo of yours and a lil infodump about them

Ill start.

Kovalsky from Crime Scene Cleaner

Fun facts:

Really cares about his daughter. Got involved with the mob and other criminals to raise money for her treatment via clean up jobs

Sardonic humor, clearly traumatized

Tries To Pretend He Doesnt Care But Does

He reminds me of postal dude so much humor/commentary wise as well as tone of voice that i literally looked up his voice actor and was surprised to see it wasnt one of the guys who has voice acted for postal dude

Even winds up cleaning in his nightmares, which also happens to be playable levels

Pooky bear. I want to gnaw on this tired old man

[foreverchangingmind]

So I started playing the Crime Scene Cleaner game that was released on Steam yesterday, and I can tell you right now, I need some Kovalsky fanfic