boy in blue

Your name is JOHN EGBERT and boy are you in over your head. ((Borgatabent John)) M!A: None

[laffgaff]

How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

[ectocrimefighter-blog]

oh man there’s a package here and i can immediately tell what’s in it.

[ectocrimefighter-blog]

so.

[laffgaff]

The guy who stole my diary just died.

My thoughts are with his family.

[laffgaff]

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight...

Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.

[badjokesbyjeff]

[laffgaff]

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.

At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Given that a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, it’s strange that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs.”

It would be like if we called a city “Liver Pool.”

[kickassmemes1]

Hogwarts Express hits hard times

[obesitysherpa]

Yep, this is how I protest…

[laffgaff]

I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned, she said, “No.” I said, “How about now?”

[ectocrimefighter-blog]

i log on and i see the face of a god.

[teathattast]

windy

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[madcrafter1-deactivated20190322]

Why am i laughing so hard?

[drawnsnake]

THE FUCKING HANDS

[antpainting]

[ectocrimefighter-blog]

visual puns are great. especially when it drives one of your co-workers nuts.

[ectocrimefighter-blog]

gotta go clean up my trainwreck of an apartment today and salvage what i can.