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......| Ace | lvl. 24 | nb they/them | Bi |...... 🦈 12-31-25 🦕 burn in the fires of pandemonium! art tag: #ace’s art

[lgbtqiatext]

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[psychiclounge]

yeah he's pretty cool i want to do this to him

[ectogeranium]

MY BF GOT HIS TOP SURGERY CONSULT DATE LETS GOOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[daddys-bb-bun-bun]

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[normalpersonblog]

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

[gingik]

[ulibeanzz]

dont mind if i dont

[lackyarts]

This guy is NOT taking over earth

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[tpwrtrmnky]

if you go on tumblr dot com and say some variation of "they should have [thing that clearly exists] BUT [twist that's crucial for the post to make sense]" you get a bunch of responses like "this already exists, it's called [the thing, without the twist]" and "this entirely new concept intrigues me, but let's go one step further by completely cancelling out the twist."

[cuintuar]

I don't know what's worse between that and the people the just go "hear me out: take on [well established cornerstone of a genre] BUT! [twist that was already the whole point of the original].

[tpwrtrmnky]

They should do Alien but it's about the horror of unwanted pregnancy

[prokopetz]

There's also a third category of responses that are like "this already exist, it's called [not even the thing upon which the twist was proposed]".

(Some of the really ambitious ones go as far as to insist that the thing with the twist already exists, then name a piece of media which is in fact the exact opposite of both the thing and the twist, which is actually kind of fascinating in a "taking a true-or-false exam and getting every answer wrong" kind of way.)

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

its good to acknoweldge the hollowness of revenge but sometimes you really do just need a story about someone who gets hurt and then kills and kills and kills and kills their enemies. its cathartic, babey.

[awesome-chameleon]

"there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's no point in killing you" and "there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you" are two themes that can and should co-exist