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Yandere Draco Malfoy X Reader Headcanoes
Hopefully you are pure blood otherwise the obsession will be worse for you. Let alone being muggle born and him being drawn to you.
He is obsessive, stalker, possessive, jealous and clingy.
He is one of the most dangerous yandere Hogwarts students.
He is use to getting what he wants all the time so now that he wants you he thinks you belong to him automatically.
Now since we talked about blood status lets talk about house. He'd prefer you in Slytherin after all that's his house the best house. But there was always something there with the whole Hufflepuff X Slytherin thing. He wouldn't mind a Ravenclaw along as you don't annoy him too much. But a bloody Gryffindor? Yeah he'll have to bend the rules for you.
He'll bully you at first definitely.
Definitely has that messed up ideology that if he bullies you, hurts you, that is showing you that he likes you.
He teases you a lot.
He is so isolating. After all you belong to him. You should be with him only all the time.
Will drive everyone away from you if he feels the need.
He is controlling and dominant.
Always keeping tabs on you.
You are forced to spend a lot of time at Malfoy Manor.
Loves leaving you little marks on you that show everyone that you are his.
He is also a bit delusional after he sets his eyes and mark on you its over for you.
He has no problem with competition. Any means necessary.
He already has bad jealousy issues just being himself so imagine how jealousy he is when he sees you with any guy other than him.
Not just a guy either. If you have a female friend that he finds you are too close with he'll get jealous about that too and make sure you never see her again.
Follows you everywhere
He lies to his family about your house and status. Of course your a pure blood and in Slytherin. He wouldn't fall for a mud blood or a Gryffindor.
After Hogwarts oh he's taking you with him. Forcing a ring on your finger.
He can get you whatever you want along as your his. He's rich after all.
He does ask his parents for advice to win you over after a few years.
He trusts you a lot when you do date. You are the only one he feels he can go to that actually cares.
He tries to take little things of yours to collect and put a pile.
He can also be manipulative and threatening wether its to get you to listen or if it is a threat he has to eliminate.
Definitely thinks of you as his Slytherin princess. His other half.
He will make sure no matter what that it is just you and him forever. No one else matters.
If the battle of Hogwarts plays out he grabs your hand before going off with his parents. Leaving everything that never mattered behind.
He truly will never let you go.
POV: u got into watching slytherin boys POV tiktoks and now u wanna add regulus, barty & evan to ur slytherin boys writing but u don't know what logic puts those three in the same generation as draco and co.
Okay okay after some thinking (and rereading my old works): OG Barty's role in resurrecting Voldemort in the Goblet of Fire can be replaced with Tom Jr without messing too much up. And with Barty justified it's pretty easy to justify Evan since those two come as a pair in my mind.
The hardest to make sense of is Regulus (since in my mind the y/n I write is from the Black family, raised by walburga & kreacher) (and it's hard to place him without Sirius), BUT it could work if he was Sirius or OG Reg's half-blooded son. Or we could get really out there and make him Alphard Black's son. But Sirius probably makes the most sense as the father. We could probably have him initially raised by Walburga, but then placed under Cygnus & Druella's care, or keep him with Walburga and thus closer to the y/n I write.
Finally I'd place Tom, Barty, Evan one year above Draco, Theo, Blaise, Mattheo, Enzo & Reg, because Tom & Mattheo aren't twins in my mind, Bellatrix just had back to back kids, and Evan & Barty just feel right in the older year.
Other headcanons I have for this upcoming AU:
So we know Enzo is Draco's cousin (I'm pretty sure that's what he was in his OG fanfic), but Tom & Mattheo are Bellatrix's kids and he's definately not Andromeda's kid, so my headcanon is that Lucius has a sister, that's his mother, so he's Draco's maternal cousin.
Tom & Mattheo grow up in Malfoy Manor with Draco. Whilst it's tempting to put them in an orphanage, There's no way Bellatrix didn't demand Narcissa take care of the dark lords heirs. Lucius was NOT happy about it since he was trying to pass his whole 'uwu im innocent it was the imperius curse I swear' act.
Tom was conceived under a love potion, Bellatrix justified it to Voldemort by saying heirs would be the most loyal death eaters in the future. Having Mattheo was a stretegic move by Voldemort, in his mind the more heirs = the harder it is for one to betray him in the future and claim to be the new dark lord. He would have had more if it weren't for his imprisonment (which explains Delphini in the future).
Tom got in contact with Voldemort via the diary pre hogwarts. That's why he's much more committed to his fathers cause than Mattheo.
Blaise has his mother's surname. The identity of his father isn't actually known to him. The only way that everyone's sure he's pureblooded is because his mother strictly courts only fellow purebloods. I headcanon him as part Italian, hence the surname. His mother was only half Italian, lived in Britain most her life, and raised Blaise there as well. That's why he sounds so much more British than Theo.
Friendship wise, the group is split like this; Mattheo & Theo make their classic pair, as do Barty & Evan. Those 4 were close to their respective pair growing up. Draco & Blaise, it's more of a manufactured pair, Draco is a floater, and Blaise's real bestie is Pansy. Hear me out here but Reg & Enzo would get along so well, even if Enzo is contractually obligated to call Draco his best mate, and Regulus spends most of his time third wheeling Barty & Evan. And finally, Tom broods on his own, or with y/n, in this case. Man KNOWS about the obscurus (that I haven't mentioned until now, hi yes this is all for the pending obscurus au redo) and lords it over y/n. Also those 2 have definitely bonded over their shared disdain for quidditch. I don't make the rules (I do).
(if anyone wants to be tagged in future writings of this lmk in the comments since i post sporadically)
POV: u got into watching slytherin boys POV tiktoks and now u wanna add regulus, barty & evan to ur slytherin boys writing but u don't know what logic puts those three in the same generation as draco and co.
you may not sleep, there are monsters nearby. (yan! hp x gn! obscurial reader concept idea)
leave a comment if you're interested.
— masterlist !
obscurial reader... something,,, not a neglected one but a heavily abused one, despised by your family because, it seems, like you'll never manifest their magic (not knowing you're a late bloomer, but that does not matter either way; the hatred they feel for you isn't because you're weak, it's because you're different).
it's even worse if you come from a long line of pure bloods, especially from a family of death eaters. hurt, ridiculed, and constantly tormented from early childhood up even until you eventually gained your magic, still you're treated like you belong to the lowest tier of the food chain, which is no less true. forced to suppress your magic, forced to stay silent until the monstrous thing inside of you snaps back.
something,,, something, your parents were eventually caught, but it's already too much, already too late, as the magic contained deep within you explodes into an obscurus, like a spark bursting into flames, ripping through the flesh and bones inside your body, and you couldn't do anything other than to submit to this wretched torment— only to be stopped by albus dumbledore, where somehow, a miracle ensues, it stops — it will return — but you've turned hiding.
still human, still pulsing flesh. still haunted by the memories of an incontrollable force lashing out within you.
still too young to even live alone, but mind too mature to know you'll never live a normal childhood, let alone surpass one.
you're in care, under dumbledore's wing, but not without resistance, fear that this abuse will cycle once more. the pain too much, the comfort too little. the first person to be obsessed with you (platonically) is probably dumbledore. he sees his sister in your wide-eyed visage, how those sunken orbs screams for a silent help, the way your fingers twitch, your cracked lips couldn't even open to utter a word of rebellion.
somehow, someway, he promises to keep you safe. maybe out of pity, maybe out of genuine desperation that he does not fail another soul within his care. so you're transferred into hogwarts.
temporary housing, he says. it's the school's - dumbledore's - safest way to protect you from the world (even if you're more of a threat), the only place where no nosy ministers could touch you, let alone see you, as he asks the other faculty members to keep a close eye on you. calm you down for when the flashbacks — of those familial hands choking you blue, of a wand pointing at you, petrifying you, tearing your clothes to shreds, lashing out degrading words ('useless,' 'worse than a mudblood') with a rusted knife until the only thing that could escape your constricted throat was a shrill so loud, blood would escape your mouth — became too much, when you're reduced to nothing but the cries which haunt the castle's halls.
something... i want to go further into depth with this idea. have another rare case of an obscurial who could outlive past 10, and eventually meet the main cast, but i fear i've been writing too much so... it's up to y'all to decide if you guys want to read more upon this (platonic + romantic yanderes = you're eternally fucked, not just from the obscurus but from the people around you).
Yandere aph America headcanons
DISCLAIMER- this is fiction, obviously I don’t condone this behavior irl
Tw- toxic behavior, violence mentioned, mildly nsfw stuff mentioned
lowk considering returning to writing for the slytherin boys (+ latin america/asia hetalians)
I'm thinking of redoing alot of old slytherin headcanons with my newer takes on the boys, and combining the F.R.I.E.N.D.S concept with the bully/obscurial au to create an abomination
might do individual headcanon posts for the combo au so I can flesh out each boys yandere/dark traits in much more detail than I did previously
Yandere APH America x Fem!Reader thoughts
Has a whole room in the CIA dedicated to tracking your every move.
Can and has snapped the neck of anyone who looks at you too long.
Terrifyingly charming, has the whole "Himbo" thing on lock, but the man is cunning, cold, and ruthless when it comes to a mf getting in his way of you.
Watches CCTV footage of you in your apartment to go to bed.
Strong as an Ox on speed. Loves to lift you over his shoulder and spin you around, no matter what you weigh; the man has supernatural strength after all.
Movie night dates are huge cuz he doesn't have to share you with anyone.
Games with you on his lap, swears it helps him hit headshots.
Loves to cook with you, despite it always coming out a little bunk.
Throws a Fourth of July party every year that gets the cops called, guaranteed.
Honestly for the religion being used to manipulate ask, I can see it kinda backfiring if the yandere is Israel (Christianity/Judaism) or Saudi Arabia (Islam). These two would certainly have higher theological knowledge than the darling on the respective religions. Furthermore, their parents/grandparents likely walked with the biblical or quranic figures.
The answer this ask is refering to: America, Israel, Norway, Poland, Spain - Holy Fire
Trigger warning: use of religious justifications for crimes, rewritting of history
With the two mentioned here, it would certainly backfire as you've pointed out. At best because it would lead to a religious debate and at worst because they would see their actions as sanctified by God.
In the case of Israel, I see him being very conceited when it would come to something like this. Probably sporting a know-it-all attitude while conversing with you, he would be quick to shut down by religious condemnations from you and drown you in his own emotion-packed rhetoric. He would depict himself as a warrior of the light protecting you from vile demons. But that he should have come and rescued you sooner, for they've poisoned you against God and all that stand for him.
David would be supremely self-righteous, and so it would be different to get through the self-agrandising haze to make him doubt his actions. He would handle himself with confidence and biting humour, and that would also make him very socialable towards other people. In your case, it would be expressed in interesting ways. Try to talk about religion with him, and he would sign you up for a theology course at a university of his choosing. He would test you himself, and he would be far more strict and thorough than the professors.
As for Saudi Arabia - he would be more patient with you but also so very condescending in his own manner. He would listen to you, nodding along to your points and ponder your arguments while sipping tea. Then, Amar would deconstruct your points, all with a carefully light tone as if he were explaining something to a child. He would probably lead you into a verbal labyrinth, and would drag you onto an odysee until you would relent.
With the light tone and the pitying smiles he would give you, there would probably be many subtle insults that would fly directly over your head. You would be handled with delicacy in this matter, so much so that it might even be offensive.
If you don’t mind me asking, what type of yandere do you think Ukraine would be?
That is a very good question. I'll shall use one of the sheets to get to the bottom of this.
As I've said with the Russia character sheet - ongoing world events are not to be addressed here. I'll delete the comments/asks of anybody who does. This is about low-budget anime characters in a dark romance setting, not about politics.
Yandere Character Sheet I - 1p! Ukraine (Kateryna Chenko)
Trigger warnings: social isolation, delusions, manipulation, gaslighting, guilt-tripping, medical malpractice,
Attributes - What sort of Yandere is he/she?
Katernya would be of the smothering sort yandere. You'd be constantly observed and berated and given unsolicited advice. In her eyes, you wouldn't be capable of handling your own life, which is why you would need her to manage you. Micromanaging would become the norm, and she would constantly try to spend time with you. What's more, she would severely curtail your freedoms and hobbies - you would be made to live her lifestyle, and only engage in the leisure activities that she adores. Your wants and needs would be swept aside if they wouldn't align or overlap with her's. Additionally, she would shy away from being stern and even wrathful should you stray from the sanctioned path. After all, she would know what is best for you, and what else would be in your best interest other than to copy her way of life? Surely with all her maternal wisdom and life experience she would have already selected the best path and all that you'd have to do would be to emulate her?
Another matter would be how her possessiveness would manifest. Katernya would feel completely entitled to you, be it your time, your affection or even your secrets. Should you want to spend less time with her in order to give your attention to family or also friends, it would be met with incomprehension. You should be at her beck and call at all times. When she'd tell you to jump, the correct response would be to ask how high. Early on in the relationship, she would start isolating you from your loved ones. Spending more time with her, devoting more attention to her would be regarded as self-evident and she would become clingy and demanding should you not be of the same opinion.
Tieing into the two form aspects would be how delusional she'd be regarding the whole relationship. Fate would have already dictated that the two of you must be together and to resist would be worse than heresy - it would be a crime against the laws of nature. Love for each other would be a given, so all that would be left would be to seamlessly slot in one another’s lives (though it would be more her assimilating you into her life than anything else) and then live happily ever after. Resistance from your side would be seen as insanity, and she would therefore then treat you like an invalid.
Underneath it all, she would be jaded, however. With everything that she’s been through, she would regard being in a relationship as her god given right and she would just want to settle down with you and live a simple life. She would be wary of you trying to escape, or of you being unhappy with her, so she would bury it down, just as much as it would set her off. Registering your resistance would happen on a more subconscious scale, therefore, and she wouldn’t be fully cognisant of her actions. It would be impulsive and convoluted even to herself. Likewise, she would fear somebody else trying to steal you from her - this would be one of her fears that she would be more open about. Social isolation on your part would also start with her expressing her observations about your friends, of all their faults and rough edges.
Katernya would be secretive - to you, to the people around you and even towards herself. Deep down, there would be the academical awareness of the wrongness of her actions. She would become skilled in ignoring this as time would pass, especially if there would be nobody to obstruct her deeds. In a relationship with you, she would be inclined to keep you in the dark about many of her actions, in particular her more unsavoury one. Meanwhile, she would demand full information on all yours. In terms of the dynamics of your relationship - she would have a tendency to sweep the more unpleasant stuff under the rug. This would be one of the reasons it would take a long time for you to recognise her true colours. Ths would also be a manifestation of Katernya’s yearning for a carefree life, for an idyll without any problems.
Cornering - How would they get you?
With the promise of a better life. She'd do her best to perfect the picture of a rural idyll, make it seem like living in the country would be paradise on earth. And that she would choose you to share this life with her because you're so special. Perhaps she would even make you prove yourself through performing feats of competence or labours to display your loyalty to her. The logic behind this would be once you'd have to pay to be by her side through blood, sweat and tears, then you'd be less inclined to leave her once the going would become rough.
On top of that, she would gradually sever your social bonds and find ways to absolve you of any obligations that don't solely involve her. Meanwhile, she would present herself as your saviour, and convince you to let her handle all your tedious tasks. By the time she would be finished, life without her would be unthinkable, perhaps even impossible. There would then be no need to fear you running away then.
Expectations - What do they expect of you?
On one side, you would be expected to be pliant and tender. Just for her, mind you - she would seeth at the thought of you being that way to somebody else. No, you must be like a spring lamb with Katernya, something cute that she could dote on and show off, the brightest jewel in her crown. She would make paintings of you, knit socks and tailor clothes for you. Domestic bliss is something she'd want with you, and domestic bliss is what she'd get. Perhaps she would have to cut parts of you away and bolster others for you to fit this fantasy, yet it would be all worthwhile in her eyes.
Accompanying that would be the demand for you to be vulnerable with her. She would want to be privy to all your secrets, be confided in all your problems. Furthermore, it wouldn't be enough to know of all that, she would want to hear it directly from you. In the case of you displaying hesitance, then she wouldn't be as kind as not to provide … incentive. Likewise, she would love playing nurse for you - tending your wounds, nursing you back to health and giving you medicine. It would be the perfect bonding experience in her eyes, and also a way to make you love her … but more to that later.
Reliance on her would be important. She would have been betrayed and hurt so often in the past, filled with sweet words only to discover them hollow. As such, she would need assurances that you wouldn't leave her lying in the dust on a whim, best in a tangible form or in the shape of negative consequences. Or through you having invested so much, or paid so much to be with her, that you would shy away from even thinking about abandoning her. Eitherway, when it wouldn't be all sunshine and rainbows, you should have a good reason to stay, aside from notions of love. Additionally, these should also hinder you from acting against her.
However, she would also desire for you to act as her protector and benefactor. While she would be no stranger to hard work, there would be something so enticing about not having to throw her back out and being able enjoy the finer things in life. This would come coupled with a habit of overindulgence and somewhat wayward priorities. Here, she might pull at your heart strings so that you'd help her. Once you are in the same boat as her, you'd have all the more reason to come to her aid.
Honestly, she would also prefer it if you wouldn't question her. Since she would know what is best for you, it would frustrate her to no end should you push back. Likewise, she wouldn't be really tolerant of any talking back. Requirements are to be met swiftly, and without any protest. While she might sometimes go out of her way to explain her reasons to you (in a condescending manner), it wouldn't be a given. Preserving her kind image to you would be one of the reasons behind this behaviour. And to make sure you have less information to formulate an escape plan, once the cat is out of the bag.
Faded - Would they let go of you in any way?
She would tell everybody worth their salt that she would never, ever let you go. Very unrealistic however, since there would be circumstances where she would.
One of these would be if she would be too absorbed with other matters. It would give you a large enough window of opportunity to slip away. She also wouldn’t be able to devote as much time and resources to retrieving you as she would like to. Chances are that a lot of blood and treasure would be devoted to the crisis at hand and that she therefore wouldn’t be able to hunt you down to begin with. With so many other problems taking up her time and energy, she might even forget you for some time.
Another option would be if she just wouldn’t have the means to take care of you. Of course, you would be a great source of comfort in hard times, yet she wouldn’t be willing to keep you with her if that would mean starving or also having nothing to wear. Besides, she wouldn’t want to be weak in front of you. Appearances of weakness wouldn’t disturb her, since it would have the benefit of you underestimating her, and being unlikely to deem her dangerous. Actually being weak and being seen as such would be a completely different story for her.
Punishment - How would they proceed if you do something they disapprove of?
Here is the category where Katernya would be especially devious. One method of her’s would be to drain a litre of your blood every once in a while. You would be very weak afterwards, as you would have to expend energy to regenerate the lost blood. Thus, you would be completely dependent on her. In your delirious state, you would be more likely to spill the beans on your secrets and you would be more malleable, more open to her influences. Your clumsiness would be cute in her eyes and she would use any accidents or mishaps that would happen to blackmail or guilt trip you. It would also be a boon, since she wouldn’t have to keep an eye on you to prevent you from escaping.
She might go even further and break bones, only to go through the arduous task of mending them again. Furthermore, things like hypothermia , burns and deliriousness might be purposefully induced from her, so that she could fuss over and put you in your place at the same time. Should you be of the anxious sort, then she might spring a diagnosis on you and watch as you would dissolve into tears or start worrying. And still, she might even use this as an excuse to execute deep lifestyle changes, like cutting your hair, changing your diet or severely altering your activities.
Humiliation would be another favourite of hers - laying you over her lap and spanking you would even be fun for her and it wouldn’t take much for her to bend you over. Something else that she would do, would be to tie you to a pole or a post and make you remain there for a day or two. The helplessness would result in you feeling closer to her, and being more grateful for her affection, or not?
Or, she would simply ignore you and your needs. You would probably really notice the breadth of her love and commitment in the sudden absence of it. Indeed, if she would be feeling very wronged, then she would even make fun of you for your plights, perhaps even blame you for them. She would have you begging her to be kind again, have you demonstrate your sincerity on your hands and knees.
Reaction - How would they react to you escaping?
Worry, and in her worry, she would become furious. You would just be a lost little lamb, and without her shining light to guide you in the darkness, you would end up with the wolves. She would hastily call her compatriots to action and have aid her in this retrieval. In the commotion, you might even stand a better chance of slipping away.
Beware of being caught though - what would follow would be a lengthy berating and one of the punishments from the section above. Above all, you would have privileges revoked and it would take a long time to regain even a fraction of the trust you had squandered with that stunt. She would most likely keep you under lock and key; perhaps even put you in a straightjacket so that you could contemplate your wrong-doings in peace.
Turnabout - Scenario: You have the upper hand? What would be different from their usual MO?
If you wouldn’t be cognisant of the whole matter, then nothing much would change. Katernya would largely operate on the level of emotional manipulation and psychological tricks and as long as those would hold, she would see the need to change her MO. There wouldn’t be the need to change her methods. Should you successfully rebel, then that would be a different story.
Then she would call on the help of others to bring you down and teach you your place in the pecking order.
Vengeance - What would they do in the face of competition?
On a large part, she would focus on keeping you to herself above keeping other people out of the picture. It would be easier to focus and conserve energy that way, by only focusing on you and your opinions instead of also being on the lookout.
Should it come to competition - she might take matters in her own hand, such as by slandering them and making them socially isolated. She would have them sacked, and ostracised from their family, with even the authorities turning away should they try to seek help. If she would be feeling particularly spiteful, then she would visit them personally and have a thorough talking to with them.
Other than that, she might pay some hooligans to beat them up, have them robbed blind or even conveniently make them disappear. The options would be endless, and it would only be limited by money and the creativity of Katernya and her mooks.
Don't own the art, don't own the characters.
Would the allies kidnap their darling?
Yandere Allies - Persephone
Trigger warnings: kidnapping, obsession, stalking, coercion, murder
I actually see all the allies willing to kidnap their respective “lovers”, if certain criteria would be met. So let's delve a bit deeper.
America would kidnap you to save you from yourself. At least, that would be his depiction of affairs. Perhaps you would be a nation drifting too close to communism, or your morals and societal structure wouldn’t be compatible with the liberal ideologies in other ways. Perhaps he tried to give you the fire of enlightenment only for you to coldly reject his graciousness. In his eyes, you would just have so much more potential and you would waste it by not accepting his help. Furthermore, you would obstruct his grand plans to bring about the end of history and create a garden of eden on earth with your stubbornness. As such, he’ll have to force you to bow to his will.
There could be a long prelude to your kidnapping, or he would directly go for the kill. Your time in captivity would be spent moulding you to be the perfect spouse. The base circumstances could be different, mind you. You could be a willful mortal that enchanted him, and he would kidnap you because you wouldn't follow the romance playbook he'd have ingrained in his mind. If his interest would wane, then the end result would be the same as the scenario described above.
Canada would kidnap you to preserve you. It would be like a naturalist wanting to preserve an ecosystem and all the wonder that it would contain. The outside world is so lethal and corrupting and tainting, that you would have to be protected from it. Family would end up disappointing you and friends would one day betray you, but he would also be there for you. However, why go through all the pain and learn that the hard way when he could simply shield you from all that suffering?
Just like some endangered species, you would have to be observed, conserved and shielded from those that would harm you or alter you or bring about your extinction. For a large part, he would wish to preserve you as you are, like scientific specimens are kept intact by putting them in formaldehyd bath. He would do his best to trim any negative developments that would form, and he would see you acting out or trying to escape/kill him as such. Something as perfect and pure as you must be protected at all costs, even from your own wrongs.
China would kidnap you to keep something precious with the person that would appreciate it the most. With all his years of wisdom and trials and hardship, wouldn’t he be the person most capable of cherishing you? Besides, having you would be like possessing an accolade to all his successes. You would be a testimony to all his power and prowess and competence, the sign of all that he can achieve. Asides from that, he would want you to achieve your full potential, and who better to assure that than his steady and sure hand?
You would be put in a gilded cage so that he could return home after a long day and be guaranteed the comfort of your presence. Your schedule would be managed tightly by him and he wouldn’t allow much time for idleness. After all, your true beauty would lie in your actions, and he would want to witness said beauty everyday. Yao would also be a very strict taskmaster and some days it would feel more like he kidnapped you to fulfill the fantasy of being a personal trainer/private tutor or something of the sort. Surely you wouldn’t have to worry about not being able to pick up a new hobby, or becoming bored with him!
England would kidnap you out of pure selfishness. Of course, he could just continue murdering your suitors and making your loved ones disappear, yet it would just be so much more cost efficient to keep you close by. A personal project such as moulding you into the ideal spouse for one Arthur Kirkland would require close attention and set parameters. Besides, he wouldn’t want anybody else enjoying your affections, if he can help it. Arthur would be a jealous man to his core, and you would have to deal with the negative consequences of those feelings more often than not.
As such, he would require you to spend your day in his presence more often than not. You wouldn’t even be required to interact with him - just being in the same room would often be enough. It would be up for debate whether sending time in his line of sight would be better than spending it alone or not. On one hand, if you don’t stick to his side you would have more freedom to do what you’d please, but he would interrogate you about your going-ons in his absence. On the other hand, he would always have his half his mind on you when you’d be by him - observing you, listening to what you doing - but his conversations with you wouldn’t be so invasive. Pick your poison.
France would kidnap you to heal you or also your relationship with him. Perhaps you would be struggling or he would deem you as fighting with repressed trauma. You would be a fragile thing in need of a knight in shining armour, and he would enthusiastically fulfil that role for you. Thus, you would be isolated from the rest of the world to ensure your wellbeing and to tend to the wounds. Should somebody have wronged you, in his perception, then he’ll ensure that justice is served.
Or, the relationship would have lost its luster and his solution to that would be to kidnap you. That, or you’re trying to pull away from him. That wouldn’t sit well with him - once you’ve entered a relationship with this yandere, you’re settled for life, whether you like it or not. As such, squirreling you away would be in order to fix your loyalties.
Russia would kidnap you to preserve your loyalty. Ironic, yet that is how it would work in his mind. Faith is good, control is better could be the leitmotif of his actions. There would be little seeds of doubt that would juvenate due to you keeping secrets or distancing yourself from him. Ivan would start to worry about you not liking him not that much anymore, and then his thoughts would start to spiral. That, or he would have the suspicion of somebody recruiting you to use you against him. In order to ensure that you wouldn’t betray him or leave him or harm him, he would just have to strip you of that power by kidnapping you.
He would very well understand that you wouldn’t take it well, and he would do his best to calm you. Nevertheless, he would think that you’re overreacting. You would be secluded in a St. Petersburg apartment or in a far off cabin until you could behave yourself properly, then you might be let out into the public again. Though even that isn’t completely guaranteed since he would be a jealous man.
All that aside, they would all move to coercion or kidnapping if you’d reject their advances long enough. They are yanderes here, after all.
Yan face with human! reader (they are analytical cold and don't like hugging (tend to be sociopathic)
Scratching the sociopathic part because it doesn’t entirely fit with the analytical and cold part. Besides, I already had this finished and then my laptop decided to stage a rebellion. To say I’m a bit pissed would be an understatement
Yandere Allies - Winter Solstice
America
Alfred would see it as a challenge. In his eyes, you would just be so closed off because you wouldn’t have met him yet and have had somebody to open up to. It would just be like those old (as well as modern) Hollywood films where the love interest of the protagonist would make him chase them to prove his worth. Every slap to the face would just be a hint to try harder and every no would be a yes in disguise. Like the main character in those movies, he would just have to wear you down and you would just be playing hard to get. Never would a rejection of yours be taken seriously and it would just be seen as one of those silly games people like to play with each other. An important thing to keep in mind would be that the faster you would try to run from him, the more stubborn and passionate he would become in his pursuit of you. Even after he would have you bond to his side, he wouldn’t let go of that delusion. It just would compute for him that you aren’t enamoured with him, especially after you played hard to get for so long.
You can bet your life that he wouldn’t respect your boundaries when it comes to touch, a feature that would be amplified after the two of you would “establish your relationship”. Wriggling out of his embrace, brushing off his hands, turning your cheek when he would go in for a kiss - that and many other rejection of his advances would just lead to him repeating the action more intimately and longer than before. It goes without saying that this would lead to some very … uncomfortable situations.
Canada
Matthew would actually be relieved, There wouldn’t be such pressure to be a romantic this way and there wouldn’t be much difference between courting and living with him. This man would be from casting you lovelorn gazes while stalking you to casting lovelorn gazes at you while you go about your business in the isolated cabin he would keep you prisoner in after kidnapping you. His relationship would consist a lot of just observing you - he would act very much like a naturalist in that respect, so it wouldn’t matter much if you wouldn’t reciprocate his feelings.
China
Yao wouldn’t have a big problem with it. Of course he would prefer it if you’d be more affectionate with him, yet he’d take what he is given. If being cold and distant is your baseline personality, then so be it - he’d have become obsessed with you for who you are after all. However, if you’re just playing at being standoffish to scare him off, then he wouldn’t have any of it. He’d increase his pursuit of you, maybe even going as far as forcing you to cooperate with him by pulling some strings and having you assigned to him. Then he’d have time to file away at your armour.
England
Arthur would actually be disturbed by your coldness and aloofness. The partner he would seek would be sweet and tender in the right moments, and have recognisable emotional expressions. You being so closed off, so one dimensional in character wouldn’t sit well with him. Which is why he would become quickly convinced that you would be hiding most of your personality from him and putting up a cold front to scare him away. As such, he would use any method to thaw that icy heart of your’s. Romantic gestures aplenty would be employed - from flowers to poetry to strolls in the park. Eventually though, he would become fed up with his failures and lure away to the woods. A scene would occur, that would culminate in him kidnapping you.
After squirreling you away to his estate, he would put you through various trials in order to make your hard shell break. All good romantic relationships would have their own obstacles, and this would be one of your’s. For England, it would be alright if you’re cold to others, however you should be willing to grant emotional tenderness and warmth to him. He would also be very merciless in his pursuit of that.
France
Francis would pity you. Who on earth would have harmed his beloved so much that they would have become closed off and introverted and distrusting? How dare the cruel world harm his petite little love. His notions of your relationship would lead him to directly skip the courting part and straight up kidnap you. When you would continue to be closed off and cold, he would sit you down to explain at length that you’re safe with him and that you no longer have to retreat into yourself to ensure you remain unharmed. With him, it would be alright to be vulnerable. To extend on this, he would see it as within his right to play therapist to you and if you wouldn’t cooperate, then he would resort to underhand methods. Romantic dinners would turn into interrogations, and every menial problem of your’s would be traced back to your childhood.
Additionally, he would enact your “revenge” for you so that you can get over your past “traumas”. Your “abuser’s” head would be served to you on a silver platter. While it can be so easy to label him as a sappy, romantic fool, there would be instances like this where he would remind you that that would just be a singular facet to the personality of a warfaring empire.France would be like a cat bringing a mouse to your doorstep, and be as expectant as a hound for praise.
Russia
Ivan would be alright at first - he would see it as a normal reaction to meeting somebody new. True smiles and real tears are only shared with family and friends, yes? If things would continue that way, then he’ll assume that he wronged you somehow or needs to step up his game. Eitherway, you’d be on the receiving end of a parade of flowers and chocolates. If you’d be naturally cold, then he’d come to terms with it. However, if he’d think you’re trying to get rid of him by giving him the cold shoulder, then you would be kidnapped.
i like to think that even as yandere prussia and romano would be pretty desperate for reassurance from their s/o. but what if s/o is knows this and is demeaning and talks down to them almost like a game??
Yandere Hetalia (Prussia, Romano) - Falcon Eyes
Prussia would be more in search of a partner that he can trust than anything else. All the palace intrigue, all the lying and backstabbing and personal gain would infuriate him and he would yearn for a partner with whom he wouldn’t have to worry about such things. Just as soldiers shouldn’t have to worry about being backstabbed by their comrades-in-arms, Gilbert would like to enjoy a betrayal-free relationship with you. If you would always stand against him, if you would fight back at every turn and spit at his affections, then it would awaken his ire.
The reassurance he would seek would be that of domestic bliss and trust, and if you wouldn’t give that willingly, then he would just have to cow you into submission. Just as a military instructor has to be hard and unyielding to train good, faithful soldiers, so would he be unrelenting in his pursuit. By the time he would be finished, you would yearn for the warmth of his arms. In the scenario you would prove to be too clever by half and constantly talk back at him, and constantly demean him, then you would be in for a rough ride. Your sharp tongue would remind him all too much of Austria and that would be enough to cause him to fly into a rage. In no way should you think you have the upper hand, not for a second should you think you can talk down to him and not suffer any negative consequences. Perhaps he would have you strip down, and then keep you in a bare and cold room for a few days. Perhaps he’ll just wash your mouth out with soap in retaliation.
Of course, he could simply gaga you and make you go about your day as usual. Although, making you sleep outside in a kennel would also sound like a good idea to him.
Romano would be more obvious with his desperation. Maybe he would even lay his head on your lap and beg for some affection. Forsaken or even belittled by so many other nations, even his own brother, he would just want a person to return home too after a long day of work. The dream would be of food on the table, strolls through the town and down the beach. There would be flowers for you, and menial gifts for him and you wouldn’t dare look at another man for longer than five seconds.
When you wouldn’t provide that, then something in him would break. First, there would be the attempt of tying you to the bed and gagging you. If you would still be working, then he would sign you off from it and completely confine you to your room, even after he would untie you. It would just be the stress speaking right? If you wouldn’t quit, then he would become as cantankerous and foul-mouthed as he would be with his peers. The results would be screaming matches that would earn noise complaints from the neighbors and would completely exhaust you.
If he would see no way out, then he’ll have a family member of your’s murdered. One evening, he would force you to sit on his lap and make you watch footage of their death, sound and high resolution and all. In an eerie voice he would explain that that would keep happening to people if you act up. The choice would be your’s, really.
Seriously considering adding Squid Game to my writing roster after season 2, there's too much potential and I can't get over the cast
Can you do yandere!allies with an oblivious / insecure reader? I'd really love that -🪽
sure can! i included canada as well. enjoy below the cut!
https://youtu.be/8HZPDUx4Cug?si=-9uRX5npjOSSMTgI
antonio's gotta be kicking his feet fuming right now, looks like mexico's run out of kool-aid 👏
Aaaaaa i did not expect you to reply so soon! Love your perspective, especially the part about spain playing favourites and choosing the most catholic and most resource heavy 😭😭.. i feel like most people never really talk about former colonies and their colonisers... bc theres no way india would be that happy and pleasant with england😭😭.... anyways rant over im really into ur latin america hcs... especially mexico... 😇😇
anonymous asked:
Sorry if im spamming you but i also just had a thought... since mexico would be very similar to spain, would he be equally as delusional... or worse? I think he would start thinking hes in some telenova or hes a cowboy or something ( north america try not to be delusional challenge)(impossible)
i saw the ask and my brain went ding ding that is extremely rare round of applause for anon please do keep spamming i'm on a roll here
oo! i feel like spain is in an interesting position among colonisers and their former colonies; i'm pretty sure, or at least headcanon, that he found pretty much all of his former colonies as chibi's, kind of like china, so they probably don't have as many memories of their native cultures that were stripped from them. that's why they might not bare as intense hatred for spain as someone like vietnam would hold for france.
but there's definately alot of resentment. i think this is especially prominent for peru, who i have often seen characterised as quite in touch with his parent, Inca's, culture and history, and probably wonders what his life might have looked like if he had been allowed to grow up out of spain's iron grip.
i headcanon that latin america, spain's portion of it at least, try to make spain feel as excluded and alienated from what antonio perceives as his 'legacy' in the america's, it's a way to subtly let out some of their repressed resentment towards him.
and on india — you're definately right! i think england and india have a much more snarky? relationship. india is nearly as old as china and was trying to finesse his way through europe's colonial era only to get stuck with this entitled asshole with a superiority complex, that's gotta breed some strong resentment. india is alot like china in the way that he just tolerates those he dislikes for the sake of politics - he's not getting chummy with england unless there's something in it for him.
back to latin american colonisation — i've always characterised mexico as being one of the former spanish colonies that drinks the 'big brother spain' kool-aid. he's not so delusional about colonisation as he is not wanting to recognise how much of a monster spain really was. i can't imagine josé likes to hear or talk about the aztec empire's slaughter at spain's hands; it tears him apart that he lost his actual parent to the only parental figure he knows.
and this definately bleeds into his yandere psyche. mexico doesn't like to confront the reality that any love his darling has for him is manufactured; stockholm syndrome at best, entirely faked at worst. he doesn't like to think of himself as being manipulative or wrong because the implications of that truth are just too much for him to handle.
this is definately where he differs most strikingly from spain; fundamentally, spain isn't able to see the reality of his actions and how wrong they are or how much he's messed up his darling in the process of 'pursuing' them. it's all just a grand romance, his darling is the one with the issues.
josé is definately the type to play into whatever fantasy will best charm his darling, and try to glamourise the relationship "we would make good characters for a telenovela, cariño! we would have so many fans". he likes to compare his actions to others to justify them as well "spain had his own key for your room back in the day" and make intruding on their life seem so normal.
not to mention, piggybacking off my last post, latin america would be a cesspool of yandere's validating each others behaviours. they all picked it up from spain at somepoint, maybe even from each other, so no one bat's an eye when mexico goes on another obsession fueled rant; some countries he's closer to might even offer to help.
the fandom likes to hype up russia and belarus as scary but at least people recognise them as dangerous. latin america is equally as dangerous if not more, imagine being stuck between one, two, or more of them? at least in europe you can pit yandere's against each other, spain raised his colonies as siblings and despite their conflicts they are capable of mass cooperation.