Dr. Jillian Holtzmann

Indie Dr. Jillian Holtzmann Roleplay. Twitter: @ectoholtzy. Sideblog to thetigressofzod.

[thetigressofzod]

WHAT HAPPENED

while I was gone?

So, I did some digging and I realized I have been gone from the RP community for a year or so and…. where did everyone go? I tell you, it’s hard to find a DC RP now. Did people disappear during the Infinity War SNAP or have people moved to a new platform?

It kinda feels like a strange wasteland, especially since I used to see soooooo much.

Help a sister out, explain this phenomenon.

(And no, you guys that are still around and writing cool shit with me on my many sideblogs, aren’t the problem. You guys are dope. I love you guys.)

[ectoholtzmann]

//reblogging from my main because why not and I’m curious. 

[ectoholtzmann]

*a wild cryptid level Holtzmann appears*

//I see you all still sharing my things lol

[ectoholtzmann]

*shows up late with starbucks*

//where did all these followers come from?!

[ectoholtzmann]

//

//that moment when you wanted to write all your feeling out but you ended to drinking heavily for two days straight and staring off at a dry erase board on your wall....

[idgafanymore13]

I keep telling myself I don’t need any one. But the truth is… nobody needs me.

[moonlitvanity]

Rosegold

That girl sitting on the balcony.

Shes so sad, So hurt.

I can tell you been betrayed, not fair.

One as beautiful as you doesn’t deserve to cry, Please don’t cry.

The sun will shine, and so will you.

Please don’t cry, I will be here for you.

Please don’t cry, it will be okay.

Smile once again, for you are beautiful.

Who needs the sun.

When all I need is to look out into that balcony.

[charlesoberonn]

“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”

“Dr.”

“But are you a man or a woman?”

“I’m a scientist.”

[petepepsi]

“No, what’s in your pants?”

“Physics.”

[funkelly]

[wankywriting-blog]

I made something

[donniemorg]

Holtzmann aesthetics

[maswartz]

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

[blackviolets-blog1]

Reblog if you can see my icon and it is not pixelized.

That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.

[wonderswoman]

Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL

[mkinnon]

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

[h-azzy]

SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE

MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF

[gayforshoulder]

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation

[gayforshoulder]

accurate

[inactive10292]

My phone is crashing from all the gay

[katemckinnonisbae]

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets

[diantos]

#behold: my utter weakness

[ectoholtzmann]

Since someone asked: Spotify Playlists 

(these are ever-evolving too)

Thir13enth H0ur (Thirteenth Doctor)  Gamora Hijacked the Stereo   солдат (The Winter Soldier)  Doctor Strange Hail to the King (Killmonger) Moira’s Lab Mix (overwatch)

//Links are in the text

[ectoholtzmann]

I’m been making spotify playlists again

anyone want them?

new ones include:

Thirteenth Doctor

Killmonger

Gamora

Doctor Strange

Winter Soldier

Moira (overwatch)

[bender-rodrigas]

What a legend

[thivus]

free my man santa

[ectoholtzmann]

www.snopes.com/fact-check/mall-santa-beat-up-child-molester/

[ghostbustinggays]

I know Kate improvised a lot of lines that aren’t necessarily canon but I can’t stop laughing at the idea of Holtz calling herself ‘Dr. Jillian Holtzmann’ despite not actually having her doctorate just to see how long she could keep it up before getting caught because………..she would. [x]