Han OhNo

Disaster Bi. British. Doing her best.

[agxthahxrkness]

Wandavison was a superpower filled game of Among Us and I can't stop laughing.

[agxthahxrkness]

Red and Purple accusing each other of being sus.

[han-ohno]

Blue was ejected

Blue was not the Imposter

[han-ohno]

OK but here me out.

An Agatha Harkness film, directed by Taika Waititi.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[disneyladiesfromlastnight]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[madlittlecriminal]

it got better 😹 the gifs are in sync

[chewbacca]

The official trailer for Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

[han-ohno]

Man this Snape spinoff film looks wierd...

[gallusrostromegalus]

I had an idea for a Play

It’s Hamlet 

No Stage, just a bunch of chairs and props scattered around the room, audience sits wherever they want 

A Disclaimer is given at the beginning of the play: “There Will Be Blood, and Audicence paticipation.”   “You will be expected to stand up and yell “STOP!”.”   “You’ll know when.”

Play continues as normal, but maybe with a little more Verve than usual 

Just let the actors be Real Unhinged 

Make it clear somewhere in the second act, that the actors aren’t pulling thier punches- 

Those are REAL broken noses, that’s REAL blood on the floor and those swords sure as hell aren’t blunted 

HOPEFULLY someone in the audience stands up and yells “STOP” before rosencrantz and Guildenstern are killed on stage 

From that point on, the play is Improv 

Whoever stands up is treated by the actors like another character in the play- Hamlet will try to convince them to aid his cause, Polonius to get them to Kill Hamlet, Ophelia to get her the hell out of there etc. 

The Doors Are Locked

Efforts to make them break character will be ignored, they can only be reasoned with “In Character" 

It is now up to the Audience to try and stop The Tragedy. 

 This is a terrible thearer production, a great horror movie or a fantastic prank on theater critics.

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[c-is-for-circinate]

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

[fun-with-colors]

This post was prophetic

[red-white-black]

[jack-gourdon]

I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.

[nitholites]

[le-dreadmau5]

Thanks, I hate it

[skarfly]

[hunginggrapes]

This actually show how each and every time we are super unprepared to deal with it.

Every goddamn time

[phinarei]

Every time I see this I start rocking to comfort myself and just end up dizzy.

[kuttithevangu]

Wearing a crop top under overalls so ur chest is totally covered but there’s a little triangle of midriff on either side… that’s a powerful gay look

[han-ohno]

A powerful gay

[suicide--daily]

[catchymemes]

[nerdymomstuff]

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

[oneironmaiden-deactivated202111]

This is pure gold

[king-turtle-of-shit-mountian]

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

For some of you guys who dont realise how large moose are

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Holy fuck! Dude, what the hell!!?

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

They big

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Is this why Canadians ride them into battle?

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Yes. Its also why they apologise so much. The moose crash into everything

[han-ohno]

I now see why you couldn't bring me meeses in your hand luggage @wondievscap... you should have said, I'd have paid for the extra seat...

[everythingfox]

“Romka grew up on a farm with horses and now she thinks she’s a horse”

(Source)

[heartbrokenexile]

White Shirts of Win

As promised to @fishcustardandclintbarton​, I’ve been cultivating my White Shirts of win post all afternoon.

First up, some of my faves

For Fishy

For my @catsandacuppa​

(Yeah I threw some old school Olly and a lil McKinnon in for you babes)

And just because

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anthony-t-bear]

Hello!

My name is Anthony. T. Bear.

Or, at least this what I have been named by the lady who is going to try to help me.

I was found at an antiques fair by my new friend's family, who thought I looked very sorry for myself. As you can see, I have a few age injuries...

...A bump on my head...

And of course I'm now a no eyed bear! My arms and legs were back to front too! I was in all sorts of a mess. Thankfully my new family brought me home and gave me to Miss H to mend me and bring me back to life ♡ she gave me my new name, after the man who rescued me!

I'd be very happy to have you along on this journey with me, neither Miss H or I know quite how to do this, or how it's going to go, but I'll give you updates along the way.

Stay safe now friends,

Anthony x

[gretagillmybeloved]

Kate McKinnon (and her son Nino Positano), y’all.

Bonus: