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@ecyrbxx
playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes
a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours
spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries
Every time you go in a public place and something ISNâT disgusting itâs because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground itâs because somebody cleaned it.
Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.
i literally dont care if women are evil
leon kennedy smut headcanons
-> lucky you, you get to bounce on it. what would leon kennedy be like in bed?
notes: smut/nsfw, 18+ - interact at your own discretion
women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
Oblivion
Pairing: Leon Kennedy x Reader Rating: Explicit Summary: Leon's obsession with you pushes him to new extremes...and you like it? Word Count: 2.4k Tags: stalking, obsessive behavior, voyeurism, somnophilia vibes, yandere Leon
taglist: @cakeofhorrors @rainyxie@venus-in-roses
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Leon
It was serendipitous, really, how the two of you met. A coffee shop of all places, where your knuckles brushed up against his when you both reached for your drinks at the same time. Like some god forsaken rom-com.
You wrapped those pretty pink lips around the mouth of the cupâs lid, and it only took one sip to realize that the bitter dark roast scalding your tongue was not the vanilla latte, extra sweet, you had ordered at the register.Â
The baristas had switched up your drinks, scribbling your name on his black coffee and his on your sugary delight. He gave you the drinkâyour drinkâin his hand, untouched and unsipped, and you apologized to him in that honeyed voice of yours, offering to walk up to the counter and ameliorate the mishap with a fresh cup on you.Â
He didnât let you pay for another cup of coffee, however, coming up with the age-old excuse of running late for work, which he was, to hide the fact that he was perfectly content to drink from the same lid your luscious mouth had touched. A smudge of glittery lipgloss he couldnât wait to kiss.Â
You giggled as you accepted his counter-offer of giving him your number, and you scribbled the digits on a napkin, signing it with your name and a dainty heart beside it.Â
if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time
employee of the month
RE9!Leon Kennedy x Assistant!Reader
Though the DSO doesn't really do 'employee of the month', Leon's sure he can find a way to reward you for your hard work
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taglist: @cakeofhorrors @rainyxie@venus-in-roses@ghostieistiredd
Leon thinks back all the times he has corrected you when you call him âsirâ or âMr. Kennedyâ, always requesting that you use his first name, for purely selfish reasons. He just wants to hear it on your lips, those soft, plump lips that have never once been used to talk back to him, to second guess his ordersâthe kind of flack he gets from the junior agents heâs been tasked to train. Speaking of, he should really pass the baton to someone else. For the first time in his career, heâd much rather stay holed up in his office, clacking away at his computer, doing the mind-numbing work of writing reports, all so he can be within an armâs reach of you.Â
You remember how he takes his coffee, mostly black with the tiniest dollop of cream, hold the sugar, but be generous with the honey. And somehow, you get the ratio just right every time. A real Goldilocks, you are.
âHere you are, sir,â you say, the words dripping from your lips like the honey you have stirred into the coffee you set down on his desk, bowing slightly at the hips as you do. The pervert heâs come to be in his old age, Leon bends to the side to catch a glance at the slope of your ass. So pert, the taut curve enunciated by that form-fitting skirt youâre wearing.Â
As soon as the bottom of the saucer hits his desk, he grabs your wrist. The jarring touch prompts you to look down at him as he sits up straight in his chair, leaning forward with a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. âHow many times do I have to tell you to call me âLeonâ?âÂ
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
âanything you want princessâ me to me when i want to buy stuff
âĄïŸbear!hybrid nanami whoâŠ
has a tendency of sleeping for over 18 hours at a time on his weekends off and proceeds to grumble every single time when he finds out youâve deep cleaned the house in that time, cooked dinner, meal prepped for the upcoming week and gone shopping without him. You should be relaxing with him! So why on earth are you doing all the work? A deep massage and many kisses is the only way heâll forgive you.
bear!hybrid nanami who always raids the kitchen of any berries, nuts and fish you have. Youâll catch him in the middle of the night, fridge light illuminating his shirtless form, shoving handfuls of raspberries in his mouth at once. His ears twitch shamefully when he sees you watching him, embarrassment filling his entire body after eating all the food for the week again.
âItâs okay, ken. We can just go shopping and buy some more. Itâs no trouble, really,â you reassure as he buries his face in your neck and mumbles strings of heartfelt apologies.
bear!hybrid nanami who hates when you donât live in sync with your own menstrual cycle. Seeing you wake up early during your luteal phase and do intense workouts during your menstruation makes him cringe, and if heâs nearby heâll drag you back to bed with him with the most offended expression you could possibly imagine. He knows how terrible he feels when he doesnât stick to his own hibernation cycles, so he can only imagine how thrown off your body feels when you start demanding too much of it.
bear!hybrid nanami who has the biggest breeding kink ever. During his rut, all he can think of is filling you up with his cum and making you carry his babies. Just the thought of his own cum dripping out of your pulsing hole has him rutting against the mattress early in the morning. Nanami can barely keep his hands off you in the evenings, fingering you over the kitchen counter, eating you out on the couch, fucking you senseless in the bedroom.
bear!hybrid nanami who starts slow and controlled, not wanting to hurt you, but as soon as he bottoms out inside your warm, welcoming pussy, he snaps. His hips slam against your ass, lewd moans and grunts filling the room as he keeps you pinned against the mattress, chest to your back as an attempt to cage you in.
âKen- kenny! Hmm, youâre sososoo big,â you squeak beneath him, face buried in the pillow as his bulbous cock head kisses your cervix with every thrust, just light enough to be noticed but not painful. Nanami only finishes after youâve finished, the feeling of your walls tightening around him and the sound of your sweet, delicate moans immediately sending him over the edge. His hips falter as he tries to thrust just a few more times before collapsing on top of you.
bear!hybrid nanami who keeps his cock nestled inside of you for the next few minutes before starting aftercare, wanting to make sure that every sperm cell has a chance to do its job. Even after he pulls out and cum dribbles from your hole, you still feel extremely bloated and full, one hand resting on your stomach as he tends to you with warm towels, hot drinks, and bucketfuls of affection.