𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖞 / * , 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛

𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖍𝖞𝖍𝖖 . 

[edcn911]

text : all contacts

tomas: *insert dick pic*

tomas: im so horny right now

tomas: heehey slip of the finger 😇

tomas: unless..

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧: if i wanted to see ur dick , i'd ask

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧: and i didn't .

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧: were u really expecting sending me a random pic of ur dick was gonna make me wet?

[edcn911]

eastisms​:

“ yeah,  i  kinda  wish  we  got  a  three  bedroom  place,  y’know,  just  in  case.  —  but  you  have  a  roommate  too  though,  yeah?  kalani,  right? —  oh  my  gosh,  edie! ”  eyes  brightened  at  his  own  idea,  “ what  if  we  like,  all  four  combined  into  like…  a  mega  apartment ?? ”  the  idea  was  just  that;  an  idea.  he  didn’t  even  know  if  it  would  end  up  working  out,  and  he  definitely  would  forget  it  by  the  end  of  the  day.  but  god,  he  missed  living  with  his  sister,  and  he  imagined  it  would  be  even  better  than  before  without  their  shitty  parents.  the  younger  sibling  laughed,  “ a  kilo  is…  bigger  than  a  pound,  right?  or  is  that  a  kilo-pound? ”  east  couldn’t  help  but  wonder  how  much  about  him  his  sister  had  heard;  most  specifically  his  engagement.  after  all  the  two  had  been  through,  he  thought,  they  were  doing  pretty  darn  good  for  themselves.  and  eden  still  was  the  strongest  and  best  person  he  knew.  “ you’d  remember  if  i  was! ”  he  chuckled,  “ wouldn’t  put  it  past  the  folks  though.  it’d  probably  explain  a  lot. ”  he  glanced  downwards  for  a  few  seconds;  east  didn’t  see  anything  in  himself  that  he  saw  in  eden.  while  he  always  put  on  happy  facade,  the  musician  had  always  felt  insecure  about  his  intelligence,  or  lack  thereof.  it  was  a  main  theme  in  their  parents’  verbal  abuse.  brows  furrowed  before  he  smiled  back  up  the  eldest  harvey,  pushing  the  thoughts  to  the  back  of  his  brain  and  focusing  on  her  answer.  the  grin  on  his  face  was  genuine,  he  felt  the  exact  same,  tackling  the  other  in  a  playful  hug  “ i  missed  you.  like,  so  much,  literally  you  have  no  idea.  —  so  weird. ”  he  laughed,  sitting  back  on  the  couch  and  taking  his  first  bite  of  a  glazed  doughnut,  “oh  my  gosh,  i  almost  forgot! — well,  two  things;  one,  you’re  invited  to  my  wedding  and  we  already  have  our  maid  of  honor  and  best  man.  two,  how  was  your  little  ‘soul - searching  journey?’  i  need  to  hear  all  about  it. ”

     eden has spun so many lies that she F O R G E T S where one ends and the other begins . a few months may not seem like much , but she feels forever changed by her incarceration . . . and she’s not entirely sure if it’s for the better yet . “ oh , that’s right , yeah , ” the female musters with a smile . she’s not positive where she ULTIMATELY lay her head at night . she prefers to roam , anyways . she doesn’t really have a place where she belongs . she feels some sense of fulfillment , however , it knowing east has all of the things she does not . out of the two of them , he d e f i n i t e l y deserves happiness . “ yeah , somehow i don’t think that’s going to go over too well with newlyweds , a mega apartment . you two should have your time together alone . you don’t need me around for that . ” she’s unsure if she’ll be able to endure a happy encounter like a wedding : all of the people , the EXCITEMENT . if she makes him happy . . . that’s all eden keeps telling herself . the rest ? well it isn’t really her business . “ i don’t know . the only thing i know about kilos is cocaine . the only kind that matters , y ‘ know . ” she can vaguely recall flashes of their mother , full - bellied and about to burst with east at any moment . no , he wasn’t adopted . though she W I S H E S to had been ; sent off to another family , one with parents who had the capacity left in them to love him unconditionally . this was something their own parents could never offer east . no one can convince eden otherwise that she drained the life force from their parents . she was an UNRULY child --- truly the worst . east has always been an angel , since the first moment she saw him , she’s seen the halo atop his head . “ hate to be the bearer of bad news , but you’re definitely , without a doubt , totally a harvey . ” with all the emotional baggage to boot . she g i g g l e s as he tackles her into a hug , eden’s first genuine moment of joy in seemingly forever . lanky arms curl around him to secure him in a tight embrace . protective . “ i MISSED you too . loads . i promise i won’t be m . i . a too long again . i just needed that time to myself , i suppose . ” eden sucks in a sigh , reaching for a donut as she picks at a part of the frosting , licking her finger . “ i’d fucking hope i was invited . is there going to be an open bar ? and . . .  are you S U R E you want to do this ? you can love her and be with her without signing a piece of paper to make it REAL . ” she’s just pessimistic . her parents didn’t exactly instill a wholesome depiction of marriage . “ hmm ? the soul searching ? oh . it was nice . i n e e d to take you to seattle sometime . see the whales . they’re more massive than you’d imagine ! ”

[edcn911]

veraffs​:

𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 ! ♡´･

𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀 : hi 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀 : i  didn’t  miss  nyc  at  all 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀 : but ,  i  did  bring  a  huge  stash  of  champagne  &  wine  back  from  italy  aka  ur  required  to  drink  it  with  me 

𝑬𝑫𝑬𝑵 : hey 𝑬𝑫𝑬𝑵 : oh i never do . . . but east is here , so i am too  𝑬𝑫𝑬𝑵 : u had me at champagne and wine 😎😎

[edcn911]

𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐬𝐠 🠲 𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲: okay no crying!!! will you dance with me if i get wine drunk with you???

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲: is that allowed???

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲: i need some way to get out my energy!

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : i don't think i can say no to that !

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : it's totally allowed , especially with wine involved .red or white ?? not like it matters lol

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : what's got u so pumped up anyways ?

[edcn911]

𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐬𝐠 🠲 𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧

𝐫𝐲𝐤𝐞𝐫: and ur supposed to be the one to help me unglue myself from the fridge

𝐫𝐲𝐤𝐞𝐫: okay so basically

𝐫𝐲𝐤𝐞𝐫: i was gluing together my lego replica of the star wars millennium falcon then i thought hey why not take a little break get a little snack

𝐫𝐲𝐤𝐞𝐫: and i've been stuck here ever since

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : right . . . how does one even do that ? do u want me to literally just rip u off bc i'm not going to baby u if it hurts like hell . . . which it probably will lbr

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : how long have u been stuck for ??

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : wait don't answer that

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : i'll have to judge u if its been any longer than 5 minutes

[edcn911]

eastisms​:

“ same, ”  he  beamed,  “ even  though…  i’m  home,  y’know?  i  love  being  here  the  most  but  like,  with  you?  even  cooler. ”  east  admired  his  older  sister  since  day  one.  she’d  quite  literally  saved  his  life,  and  he  certainly  didn’t  take  that  lightly.  in  his  eyes,  she  always  handled  life  with  such  poise.  sure  she  had  her  issues  with  family,  but  she  just  always  seemed  to  bounce  right  back;  untouchable,  strong.  never  good  at  reading  people,  the  one  person  he  was  almost  an  expert  at  reading  was  eden,  so  east  could  tell  that  she  wasn’t  totally  happy.  she  actually…  looked  close  to  tears?  he  waited  to  say  anything  about  it  though  as  he  leaned  his  head  into  her  touch.  brows  furrowed  as  he  turned  to  her  and  sat  on  the  couch,  “ wait,  why  do  bakers  get  one  extra?  i  mean…  i  guess  they  deserve  one  since  they  made  it,  right?  —  oh,  wait,  i  just  realized  you  said  you  didn’t  know  why. ”  they  younger  sibling  laughed,  “ of  course,  there’s  like  8  jelly  filled…  i  think.  i  couldn’t  figure  out  a  way  to  tell  if  they  were  jelly - filled  without  eating  them.  and  you  know  i  don’t  like  them. ”  looking  over  at  his  sister,  east’s  voice  softened,  “ y'alright,  ede? you  never  cry  over  doughnuts.  well,  except  for  that  one  time  but… ”   he  cut  himself  off,  a  caring  glimmer  in  his  eyes.

      “ you’ve got yourself a NICE place . too bad you’ve got a roommate . i could definitely see my mess all over here , ” eden teases , light hearted . it’d be a dream to live with east forever . the thought of ever being without him permanently isn’t something she can e v e n bring herself to entertain . she’s not this strong , fearless woman --- the woman she tries so desperately to be for east . she feels herself CRUMBLING more each and every day . she hopes that being back in new york , with her brother , will bring her back down to earth . until then , she just has to fake it . it’s okay . eden knows it’s what she has to do . “ i don’t know . something about the weight ? god , don’t ask me --- i can’t even convert kilos to fucking pounds ! ” he’s just as excitable as she is . it’s a rush , really , being with her brother after what seemed to be forever apart . she’s been through a lot the past few months . TOO MUCH . she can’t put that on east , she never would . as far as eden’s concerned , her sole purpose in life is to ensure his happiness . “ i think you were adopted . how can you not like the jelly donut ? you never cease to amaze me . ” as he calls her out , she gives an earnest attempt at concealing her despondence , mustering up a s o f t smile of assurance . “ i missed you , okay ? cut me some slack , let a girl be emotional . i just missed these moments with you . you and donuts . we’re so fucking weird , yeah ? ”

[avoidantgh0st]

[edcn911]

ofmargos​:

&*. 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒑𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕 ;; OPEN !

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐨: ugh apartment hunting is a bitchhhh 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐨: none of the places have exactly what i’m looking for :(( 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐨: like i don’t care if the location is great bc yoko ono lives down the street ??? that’s only like half of a selling point . i want hardwood floors , 2 walk-in closets , an island in the kitchen , and a wall of floor to ceiling windows in the living room . is that too much to ask ? 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐨: fredrik eklund and ryan serhant would never do me like this . do u think i can call them up and be on the show ?

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : i hear u on that 𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : i need to find a place too , haven’t really had the need for a while to stay in one place  𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : so it’s by the park then ? people pay big bucks for those views . i say go for it . . . if u don’t , someone else is going to snatch it up pronto . and idk about u , but i don’t like losing out .  𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : i’m not hip on the pop culture references but they sound like solid people . plus i’m a big fan of giving men all my dirty work , so 🥱

[edcn911]

𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐬𝐠 🠲 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧

𝐫𝐲𝐤𝐞𝐫: what do you do if hypothetically

𝐫𝐲𝐤𝐞𝐫: you superglue your hand to refrigerator door

𝐫𝐲𝐤𝐞𝐫: asking for a friend

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : fuck man don't tell me u glued urself to ur fridge

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : actually that's funny as hell , how did that even happen ?

[edcn911]

𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐬𝐠 🠲 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲: !!!!!

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲: i have half a birthday cake, wine, and ice cream

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲: are you coming over or not?

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲: we can blast lorde and cry

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : i'm not going to cry w u but i'll definitely drink all ur wine

𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 : i'm allergic to tears or whatever

[movie-gifs]

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[saintsoup]

[edcn911]

eastisms​:

@edcn911​

“ edie!  you  made  it! ”  no  matter  how  often  he  saw  his  older  sister,  east  couldn’t  not  greet  her  with  a  massive  hug.  “ and  look! ”  he  gestured  to  two  stacked  boxes  of  doughnuts  in  the  middle  of  his  and  his  roommate’s  coffee  table.  “ i  got  us  breakfast!  12  doughnuts  each!  —  i  ordered  two  dozens,  so  i  was  expecting  less  but  i  counted  them  and  yeah!  there’s  12  in  both  boxes.  —  wait,  …  does  ‘dozen’  mean  12?  so  i  got  two  12′s?”  green  eyes  widened  as  he  finally  moved  to  let  the  older  harvey  into  his  place.

it’s weird --- the B U S T L I N G streets of new york city . it almost gives her a panic attack , the sheer amount of people . the seclusion of prison offered eden a very lonely depiction of the world , one she is finding HARD to shake . the only person she can talk to about it is ivy . holding in all of this pain , especially from east , is . . . excruciating . “ of course , ” she muses , mustering up her most dazzling smile for her angel as they hug , clinging onto the familiar smell of his shampoo . she’s missed that , “ there’s no o t h e r place i’d rather be . ” he brings her so much joy . east represent innocence , happiness . everything eden never has possessed herself . just his RAMBLING along , over donuts , is enough to make her burst into tears . she doesn’t . but god , how she wants to . she affectionately messes with his hair , entering his place as she’s quick to inspect it . it’s nice . he deserves nice . “ god , you dork . chill . a dozen is twelve . a baker’s dozen is thirteen . i don’t fucking know W H Y . ” eden grins , arm securing around her brother , unwilling to let go for even a moment , “ jesus christ , you’re going to make me fucking cry over some donuts , aren’t you ? one of them better be jelly filled . ”

[connerys]

The Love Witch (2016) dir. Anna Biller

[vsecretandmore]

[selenmarie]

[edcn911]

chicago’s very own  eden harvey  has been spotted on madison avenue driving a 1969 chevrolet camero , welcome ! your resemblance to taylor hill is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your  twenty fifth birthday bash  . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re  maligned , but being liberated  might help you . i think being an  aquarius  explains that .  3 things that would paint  a  better picture of you would be a deep red lip stain , scattered polaroids depicting hazy memories , conversations with strangers at 3 am . ( i’ve been to prison . none of my family knows that , though . ) &( cis female + she / her  ) +  ( emily , 25 , she / her , pst )

❤️ hi friends and loved ones , this is eden , east’s problematic older sister . she’s a fucking train wreck so i already apologize for the shit she is bound to cause . please hit the like if ur into plotting with me ! ur all cute af , xoxo .

biography .

name : eden harvey

age : twenty five

gender : cis female

zodiac : aquarius

sexuality : bisexual

profession : artist / sculptor 

hair color : brown

eye color : blue

piercings : both lobes

tattoos : none

born in london , eden is the first child of her parents , the budding family welcoming in easy two years after eden’s birth . there’s not much to note in the early years of her childhood other than the family relocated to chicago when she was six . she was never an easy child to deal with . she was constantly getting in trouble at school and at home . she just didn’t want to listen to anyone and had a very strong disdain toward authority . the first american school she was sent to she was quickly expelled from for her behavior and this caused an immense rift to form in the family . eden’s reckless antics was enough to suck the life from her parents . literally . when it came to her younger brother , east , they were burnt out . they kept him in one place and were abusive . it was easier to exert control over east than it was for them to manage eden . she protected her brother fiercely from the mistreatment of her parents , but this toxic family dynamic only encouraged eden to act out further . she became accustomed to sneaking out at night , sleeping around , and doing drugs . eden contemplated running away from home multiple times during her youth ; the only thing that kept her in one place was her brother , east . her lowest point was when east tried to take his life when he was 15 . it was probably one of the most traumatic events of her life and while she served as her brother’s emotional support and rock , it rattled her to the point where eden began to drink consistently . this started a habit that she still partakes in to this day .when she turned eighteen and was more assured of her brother’s wellbeing , it was time to flee the nest . she spent a few months in new york on her own , working on her art . eden always had been compelled toward the arts . painting , sculpting , and other physical art forms really drew her in as a means to get out of the negativity in a way that’s healthy and not self destructive which is basically her brand anyways . she met someone who owned several art galleries around the pacific northwest , so by age twenty , she had relocated to seattle and was getting her work put in galleries and other art exhibits . she never really stayed in one place for long , though . eden is a notorious nomad and she often moves around a lot . she doesn’t really ever ‘ get comfortable ’ anywhere . despite traveling around america , eden always made it her first priority to look after her younger brother . she kept in contact with her circle back from chicago as well just to keep an eye on him and make sure that he is safe , happy , and healthy . she blames herself a lot for the way his childhood turned out . her relationship with their parents was deplorable and eden was 100% the instigator in it all . she feels like if she was a better person , her parents would’ve taken a different approach in raising east . more recently , she has moved back to the east coast to be closer to her little brother . this action was inspired by actually spending three and a half months in prison in oregon . eden was arrested for driving without a license and driving while intoxicated . she also tried to resist arrest , but managed to get that charge dropped in court . eden managed to keep this entire thing from her family . she didn’t want to see the disappointment in her brother’s eyes , so she excused her absence as ‘ soul searching ’ and filled his head with false tales of self improvement . currently , she is trying desperately to adjust back to normal life after her brief prison stint and put the pieces of her life back together . bet .

personality .

eden is a very bullheaded individual --- meaning , she’s going to do whatever the fuck she wants , when she wants , how she wants it and there is nothing that anyone can say to sway her . it’s very much her way or the high way when it comes to eden ; she’s really unwilling to budge on mostly everything . while i wouldn’t go as far as to say that she has a temper , i would say that eden has a pretty bad attitude . she’s a pessimist at heart and it definitely speaks through her art . she never depicts anything too happy and one could argue that eden ha sonly experienced fleeting moments of happiness in her life . shifting to a different note , eden is passionate . she is akin to a wildfire . she’s intense and she stares people right in the eye when she speaks to them . as much as she loathes people , she’s also so deeply fascinated with them . she’s the type of girl who is sitting at the bar before last call , in deep conversation with someone she doesn’t even know the name of . there are some brighter points to eden’s persona that i would love to cover --- i promise she isn’t all doom and gloom ! aside from her fierce sense of loyalty , eden is very intuitive and empathetic . one wouldn’t really associate those traits with someone who is so rough on the exterior , but eden feels very deeply and she tends to take on the emotions of others around her . i would describe her as a chameleon in the sense of she can easily change her colors to fit in with those around her . if the mood is light and jovial , she can be that way . if the atmosphere is tense , then she is going to be apprehensive and trigger - happy . that’s just how she is . i would best describe eden as the type of girl who is akin to a breeze in the air . she just goes whichever way she pleases and where she lands is where she lands . deep down , she is an incredibly sad girl who struggles deeply with her past and who she is as a person . she lacks self - love . she knows she’s a lot to manage and doesn’t really see past that or why she would ever be worth anyone’s time of day beyond that . with that said , eden is very good at faking it . if she wants to portray herself a certain way , she will . for example , she wants east to believe that she is put together and has all of her ducks in a row -- so she goes above and beyond to make him believe that because she can’t handle him ever looking down on her . it’s a weird concept she has with mostly everyone who has made an impact on her life . she’s good at acting like she doesn’t give a fuck when in fact she really , really does . 

 plots .

while i would LOVE to write out a bunch of extensive plot ideas like i had for pavarti’s intro , i am lazy . like real fucking lazy , so i decided to list some plots that i would absolutely ❤️ to have for eden , separated into both platonic and romantic categories ! 

romantic : someone eden broke the heart of badly , hateship , friends with benefits , exes on bad terms , one night stand , mutual infatuation / one sided infatuation 

platonic :  roommates , childhood friends , good influence ( on eden ) , bad influence ( eden on your muse / your muse on eden ) , muse , art friends , party buddies , confidants , enemies , friends turned to enemies , fake friendship , sibling like friendships , platonic soulmate