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[magickpancakes]

lil sneak peak as i chip away at this next art piece :3 @sdcjs ^w^

[the-egg-man5]

Bunny

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

blows my mind that cheetahs are apex predators. that is the single most anxious creature I have ever seen. at any given moment a cheetah is exactly one stubbed paw away from bursting into tears. that is a sad dripping wet animal, and it's at the top of the local food chain? babygirl what happened

[fmlcomic]

Well, it gets bullied by lions, leopards and hyenas. Also the crocodiles. And the hippopotamuses have it out for everyone.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cheetahs are the fastest land animal bc they need that anxiety-fuelled speed to run away from their problems

[the-egg-man5]

Cheetahs don’t consider humans as prey because we are to big so you can pet them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

but can any bunny really be all that bad, as these things go

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

speaking of hiccups, I've had an 100% success rate with the "I Am Not A Fish" cure

[oyunkral34]

...

elaborate? please?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's when you remind yourself you're not a fish

[the-egg-man5]

But I’m a fish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

speaking of hiccups, I've had an 100% success rate with the "I Am Not A Fish" cure

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insanity that they trained us to dislike body hair. body hair. that's just fuzz. that is just FUZZINESS!!! humans being fuzzy, it's one of our most adorable traits????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[help-im-egg]

Me when I hiccup

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm Not Certain Any Human Being Has Described The Experience You Are Describing

[jadepersonaldriscal]

Your bones don't ache after hiccuping one too many times?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*inhales*

[the-egg-man5]

My bones ache when I walk to fast

[pukicho]

puki I am sad do something :(

The ape is there to kill you soon

[the-egg-man5]

Mmmmmm ape

[pukicho]

Here's an image. The inspiration was to go into a forest with a flashlight and take a poicture of tree with my flash light.

[cowserthekhelinace]

All those dumbass birds trying to sleep:

[pukicho]

Fuck them. I’m busy shooting HEAT.

[the-egg-man5]

Haha

[pukicho]

Here's an image. The inspiration was to go into a forest with a flashlight and take a poicture of tree with my flash light.

[the-egg-man5]

Fleshlight

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I think my friend is a gender fluid or bigender egg, and I’ve been trying to slowly crack him for years. Like dude. That’s not how a cis guy talks about his own gender…

[the-egg-man5]

Huh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spine-splintering whiplash of listening to a radio show from 1956 and hearing the hardboiled detective exclaim "now you're cooking!"

[beesandwasps]

Yes, the phrase they’re using was originally “now you’re cooking with gas”, and was a promotional slogan for the introduction of gas stoves, which go back to the 19th century. (The “now you’re thinking with portals” phrase was a play on this.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"thinking with portals" comes from WHAT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IT WAS JUST A FOSSIL FUEL AD CAMPAIGN THIS WHOLE TIME???

[the-egg-man5]

Yum gas

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! i desired to reblog the cute animal video with the funny comment, but alas you have he/himmed a random bunny rabbit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*experiences the whimsy of beholding a fat little frog only to be slapped by a light-hearted reminder that under the patriarchy male is the default and assumed gender (even for fat little frogs)*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they should invent a gender neutral pronoun...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

WAIT

[the-egg-man5]

Do you live in a swamp

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! i desired to reblog the cute animal video with the funny comment, but alas you have he/himmed a random bunny rabbit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*experiences the whimsy of beholding a fat little frog only to be slapped by a light-hearted reminder that under the patriarchy male is the default and assumed gender (even for fat little frogs)*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they should invent a gender neutral pronoun...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"zombie bites spread infection" implies zombieness (zombidity?) is a saliva-transmitted disease. since zombies tend to be in pretty rough shape (some of them don't even have jaws!) it makes sense they'd want to conserve biting energy.

the logical conclusion is a zombie who infects its victims by licking their eyeballs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"what about zombies who french kiss their victims" i'm never gonna say no to a zombie who wants to plant a big old pucker on me but i'm thinking apocalypse logistics here. Anti-Zombie Gear would obviously want to protect the Orifices (mouth, nose, eyes). Mouth and nose aren't that difficult since you can make an easy and secure wrap out of a variety of scrap fabric. eye protection is trickier since vision is important when you're zombie dodging, and scratched lenses/goggles are way harder to replace than a scrap of fabric. then there's the danger of the eye-protection shifting to block your vision. i'm guessing in a Scavenger Situation a lot of people are just gonna go with sunglasses and maybe head wrapping. which yeah, is a comparatively easy target to smash or yank off. my point is: THE ZOMBIE WANTS (TO LICK) YOUR EYEBALLS, not your brain.

then again people are so bad at masking in real-world crisis scenarios, maybe french-kissing zombies IS the more realistic scenario

[the-egg-man5]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! i desired to reblog the cute animal video with the funny comment, but alas you have he/himmed a random bunny rabbit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*experiences the whimsy of beholding a fat little frog only to be slapped by a light-hearted reminder that under the patriarchy male is the default and assumed gender (even for fat little frogs)*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! i desired to reblog the cute animal video with the funny comment, but alas you have he/himmed a random bunny rabbit

[the-egg-man5]

I was hoping for a femboy

[pukicho]

Is your dirt sweet

Your question means nothing but it feels intrusive

[the-egg-man5]

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