Kid Devil

Not much to say here, I guess! Edward Alan Bloomberg, but seriously, just call me Eddie. Everyone else does. -independent RP blog-

[traci13thirteen]

Traci...?!? Man, and here I was afraid you were never coming back! How's it hanging? Still getting hit on by Bug Butt's cute friends?

"Eddie, hey!"

"Sorry for the whole Houdini act.  Hopefully you’ve been able to keep Zach in check without me… as for the Paco thing."  She grins, and laughs softly, "We’re totally married now."

[eddiebloomberg]

"Dang right you should be apologizing.  Although, if we're being honest, I've sort of been away myself..."  He smiled, and it was extremely uncertain, but he reached over and gave Traci a hug.  "Man, Blue will be heart broken.  I'm pretty sure he had marriage dibs.  And I know for a fact that Zach called second dibs.  And I called third.  So you're breaking like... three rules right now."

[eddiebloomberg]

I hereby issue a formal apology to any insanity you witnessed as a result of my presence on Impulse or Traci's dashes.

8'D

EDDIE OUT

[eddiebloomberg]

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. Everybody's neeerveeees EVERYBODY'S NERVES

UHHAHSDLFJHGHGHG

RETURN TO SENDER

[eddiebloomberg]

azurebeetle started following you

"Well if it isn't bug butt."

[runonimpulse]

-Grins.- Bye Miss Marti—

-Turns to Eddie.-

Uhuh.  Yeah, s’true…you really came all this way just to ask me that?

[eddiebloomberg]

More or less, actually.

/He laughs and leans back a little./  I just was really curious.

[eddiebloomberg]

/Shrugs and reaches out to pat Bart on the head./

You’re really not that hard to find, if you’re trying.  I just thought I’d pop in.  As for Miss M…I honestly have no idea, but isn’t it great that we’re both here?

[itsmissmartian]

-Shrugs.-  Just following Eddie.  Cheer up, Bart.

[runonimpulse]

-He puffs out his cheeks and presses his forehead against Eddie’s side before reaching out to pinch M’gann.-

That really doesn’t answer the ‘what is going on here’ bit, but alright, alright.  We’recool.

-He sits up and folds his legs, pressing his palms against his ankles.-

M’cheery, I promise.  Andheyuh.  Are you two just here to say hello, or is there something you need?

[eddiebloomberg]

Actually, that was more or less it.  I'd heard that you were using the Impulse moniker again and I sort of wanted to see it to believe it.  Is it true that you're from another dimension...or reality, or something?

[eddiebloomberg]

oh hey meg.

Yep.

Party in Bart’s room.

/flops on his bed/

Don’t be a downer, Bart.  I don’t want to get punched tonight.

[itsmissmartian]

-laughs and sits down on the edge of his bed.-

Oh, c’mon, Bart.  You wouldn’t actually sleep this early, would you?

[runonimpulse]

-Bart facepalms and tumbles around like a five year old who just found out that there’s no nap time.-

How did you both find my apartment, anyway…?!

What the heck is going on here?!

[eddiebloomberg]

/Shrugs and reaches out to pat Bart on the head./

You're really not that hard to find, if you're trying.  I just thought I'd pop in.  As for Miss M...I honestly have no idea, but isn't it great that we're both here?

[pandulces]

[A Softer World]

[runonimpulse]

dON’T MAKE ME YELL FOR KON

CUZ I WILL

omg eddie get out

[itsmissmartian]

Are we partying in Bart’s room?

[runonimpulse]

omg M’gann why

WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY ROOM?!

[eddiebloomberg]

oh hey meg.

Yep.

Party in Bart's room.

/flops on his bed/

Don't be a downer, Bart.  I don't want to get punched tonight.

[runonimpulse]

eddiebloomberg replied to your post: Bart. I said. UR. A BUTT

buh

EDDIE I CAN’T SLEEP WITH YOUR dUMB fACE IN MY ROOM

[eddiebloomberg]

omg bart you're so mean to me i might cry

or i could just you know

sit here and annoy you so you can't sleep

[eddiebloomberg]

That grin on his face doesn’t even falter, and he closes his other arm around her to hold her tightly, not stopping with the comical nuzzling of her face,  ”Well if you’re only going to kill me when you get free, I guess it’s sort of my job to keep you captured.  Soooo,”  he smiles and pulls his face away from hers for a second to laugh and look her in the eye,  ”prepare to have an Eddie-leech for the rest of your life.”

[therosewilson-deactivated201210]

Rose relents and wraps her arms around his neck hugging the other tightly. She headbutts him lightly at the continuous nuzzling at her face. “You’re such a freaking dork it’s not even funny. Lucky your stupid cuteness makes up for it.” Roe smirks and looks up at him with a playful glint in her blue eye. “Oh shit. I might have to kill myself if that’s the case!”

[eddiebloomberg]

That grin quickly turns into a smile, and he backs off a little at the little headbutt, but doesn't let go just yet.  "D'awww.  I'm glad that my stupid cuteness makes up for it, because the last thing I would want would be for you to get fed up with me."  He makes a face, and sighs theatrically,  "Please don't do that, it would be hard to explain to everyone why I was leeching onto a corpse.  At least if you're alive, it's slightly less creepy."

[traci13thirteen]

...weird shit happens when Jaime's away.

[traci13thirteen]

More like..I think we’re on some sort of relationship hiatus.

He hasn’t contacted me in a pretty long time, not even to ask me for favors of the magical kind.

Am I not hot enough or something, Eddie?  Be honest.

[eddiebloomberg]

Woah!  Traci, you're like.  Way hott.  Way, way hott.

/he sighs and grabs her into a hug for a moment/

I'm sure he's just busy with the hero-ing gig, y'know?  He'll pop back up, apologize a million times for not contacting you, and then take you on a really awesome date.

[eddiebloomberg]

“Well, the superhero gig comes first, but it’s slightly followed by being as cheesy and classless as possible.”  He grins and runs a hand down her hair, rubbing his cheek against her cheek comically as though he were a big dog greeting its’ master,  ”Tell me, is it working?”

[therosewilson-deactivated201210]

“Is that so? Gotta tell ya, Red. It’s totally showing right now!” Rose almost giggles and squirms at the ridiculous treatment. She shoves at him lightly in a show of defense but has no intention of actually pushing him away. “Nope. Hate it. Totally gonna kill you when I’m free!”

[eddiebloomberg]

That grin on his face doesn't even falter, and he closes his other arm around her to hold her tightly, not stopping with the comical nuzzling of her face,  "Well if you're only going to kill me when you get free, I guess it's sort of my job to keep you captured.  Soooo,"  he smiles and pulls his face away from hers for a second to laugh and look her in the eye,  "prepare to have an Eddie-leech for the rest of your life."

[therosewilson-deactivated201210]

eddiebloomberg replied to your post: 47, 38, 37, 25, 17, 6, and. AND 2.

Why am I totally unsurprised by your answer to 2?

“Why am I totally unsurprised you asked it?”

[eddiebloomberg]

“I wasn’t going to.  But it was just…begging to be asked.”

He grins sheepishly,

“I mean.  The one time I saw them they were cute and white.”

[therosewilson-deactivated201210]

“Uh huh. You’re just a pervert Eddie Bloomberg!” Rose laughs and ruffles his hair playfully. “And they were not cute…”

[eddiebloomberg]

"I-I-I am not a pervert!  I mean.  Okay.  Maybe a little bit of a pervert.  But only for yo--erm.  I mean."  He coughs and looks away as she ruffles his hair, a little bit glad that blushing doesn't exactly work when you're red already,  "They were totally cute.  I bet you have a pair of Hello Kitty ones somewhere."

[traci13thirteen]

...weird shit happens when Jaime's away.

I mean. Paco is hitting on me.

[eddiebloomberg]

Are you and Blue alright?

[traci13thirteen]

Eddie…

-lets out a soft breath-

I’m pretty sure there’s not such thing as “me and blue” anymore.

I’m sorry, Red.

[eddiebloomberg]

...

W...wait

you and Bug Butt you

Y'know?

Broke it off?

/frowns/

[eddiebloomberg]

He recovers from the shove by wrapping an arm around her and pulling her close,  ”Well, you know, I try to be as cheesy and classless as possible.  It’s sort of my calling in life.”

[therosewilson-deactivated201210]

Rose stumbles slightly as he pulls her close a slight flush decorating her pale skin. “Pfft! I’m sure that’s a hit with all the ladies. And here I thought your life calling was to be a superhero!”

[eddiebloomberg]

"Well, the superhero gig comes first, but it's slightly followed by being as cheesy and classless as possible."  He grins and runs a hand down her hair, rubbing his cheek against her cheek comically as though he were a big dog greeting its' master,  "Tell me, is it working?"

[roseravagerworth]

eddiebloomberg started following you

“Well well well, look who’s here. I was wondering when I’d run into you.”

“Long time no see, Eddie.”

[eddiebloomberg]

"Well if it isn't everyone's favorite girl with a flower-themed name."   

He grins wide,

"Miss me?"