Impulse.

Impulse Allen. Maybe just Impulse? Or Kid Flash? I was the Flash, once. You know what? Let's just go with Bart.

[runonimpulse]

didn't you have a girlfriend? valerie or something?

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[bootlegbeer]

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[runonimpulse]

We’ve got two roomies right now but the place is big enough that no one really gets into each other’s hair.  Aaaand we’re rooming with cool people so yeah!

Your boss has been mean to you?  D: noooo. i will eat the mean boss if it would help??? unhinge my jaw like a snake and just. eat.  the mean boss.  I hope you find some place that doesn’t treat you like crap because uhhhg that’s one of the worst situations is being somewhere and your boss having a problem with you.

nono it’s aiiight i can talk about it.  a few months ago i stopped being able to eat things.  my body just.  violently rejected everything. and this was accompanied by the most intense freaking stomach pain i had ever had the displeasure of experiencing.  they’ve been running tests but lo and behold! modern medical science has more or less failed me so far.  i’m on a v restricted diet (that i... kinda keep down?) and have to take gross meds and even at that i’m still a mess of pain and inability to eat things-ness.  i’ve been handed around from doctor to doctor like. everyone acknowledges that something is definitely wrong but every specialist i’ve been to has just given me a very concerned and quizzical look so. *siiiigh* it’s a trIP for sure. i’ve still got some tests that need running and different kinds of doctors to visit and it’s just me and a bunch of old people every time i go to the hospital it’s. weird.

!! yeeaaah! ! we got married on halloween last year.  everyone showed up in their halloween costumes!!! it was gross and we were gross and continue to be. gross.  it was a really little ceremony, we’re planning on repeating vows prooobably october this year or next and actually having a ~ceremony~ because basically before we were like. “it’s legal right now for two seconds let’s GO just iN CASE”

eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE~! you’re engaged? to ur cute boob of a girlfriend ahhh that is so nicE! (tell momo i said hi and i send my love and and all that) when are you guys planning on having the wedding are u going to have big shindig or something quiet and a;lsdkfl;ksjdf;lkjasdf i’m so happy for yoU.

[anderfelsprincess]

Send my character messages that you think will strike a nerve.

Whether the reaction be anger or sadness.

[runonimpulse]

spacepiss:

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP????? FOR REAL????

i diDN’T WANT TO GIVE IT A SERIOUS THOUGHT I CAN’T GIVE IT A SERioUS THOUGHt

[runonimpulse]

bart/wALLY

Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you || accepting

SCREAMS WHY IS THIS PAIRING HERE

       who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart—> who doesn’t put pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart…????

      who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire—> it’S STILL BART in every damn pairing it will be bART bart is the loser who forgets the foil rule and wally is only upset because he ruined perfectly good leftovERS

      who sleeps naked—> wally if the weather is right

      who sleeps under 3 blankets—> no one. who needs blankets??? bart is a blanket and it is impossible to escape him. 

      who has a huge crush on Billy Joel—> wally west and you cannot convince me otherwise

      who gets drunk and breaks shit—> neither of them.

      who’s a closeted anime fan—> very proud pokemon nerds the both of them

      who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places—> bart, the overexciteable buttface, who cannot be convinced that there is a time and place for things and now is not the time and here is not the place.

      who’s afraid of Slenderman—> bart is still and will always be the one afraid of slenderman because he just hates slenderman and wally is the jerk who builds a fakey slenderman and puts it in the pantry so that when bart goes to eat he ends up screaming in abject terror and he won’t forgive wally for like a month and wally has no regrets because it was hilarious and he’d do it again, he tells u

      what their wedding song will be—> i’m fucking crying let’s just say it’s ‘never gonna give you up’ because i wasn’t prepared to supply a wedding song for wally and bart today

      what their biggest fight was about—> who the fuck ate the last cookie i was sAVING THAT, BART, I KNOW IT WAS U

      why they work together—> bart rarely acts like he takes things seriously even if he is taking them seriously and i feel like wally rlly understands that like.  he doesn’t make bart act like an adult, he just understands that bart isn’t as naive and childish as he projects himself as being. and bart appreciates that so much because that stupid, ridiculous nature of his is totally his coping mechanism and no no no i am being dragged into bartwally hell pls save me pls take me. ho m e

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Biscuits and Gravy

[runonimpulse]

bart/thad

Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you... || accepting

        who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart—> fucking bart. and even if thad wanted them he’d put them back on the shelves and bart would have to go get them and put them back in the caRT      who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire—> bart.  and thad won’t stop complaining about the way the house now smells.        who sleeps naked—>  neither of them.  bart doesn’t like the feel of sheets on his completely naked skin, and thad doesn’t like the feeling of being even a little bit vulnerable.       who sleeps under 3 blankets—> thad because he’s using them to deflect bart who is a damn heat seeking missile when he sleeps.       who has a huge crush on Billy Joel—> adMIT YOU LIKE UPTOWN GIRL, THAD.         who gets drunk and breaks shit—>  Thad doesn’t have to be drunk to break shit.  Usually when he gets like that Bart tries to smother the feeling with as much affection as he can muster.  Sometimes it just gets him into a physical altercation with Thad, but usually it gets worked out.        who’s a closeted anime fan—> adMIT YOU LIKE SAILOR MOON, THAD.  Bart’s pretty much open about his enjoyment of anime.  Thad will occasionally watch if it’s more serious or has darker themes.       who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places—> th…a…d…      who’s afraid of Slenderman—> bart and once thad finds out he totally uses it to his advantage and it’s not fucking fair.       what their wedding song will be—> oh my god i don’t even know literally none of the songs i associate with them would be appropriate for a wedding maybe “a lack of color” by death cab for cutie???       what their biggest fight was about—> they’d fight so much, at first.  about stupid things.  about not so stupid things.  they’d have to work through the whole ‘you’ve tried multiple times and succeeded at least once to get me killed’ thing.  They’d have to work through a lot of shit, and i imagine a lot of fights would spawn from it.       why they work together—> okay. they could eventually work, after about a thousand initial blunders.  bart would be persistent in trying to make thad feel like they really didn’t need to fight, and i think once thad worked through the fact that all that hatred for bart isn’t necessarily his own they could start something that might actually have a chance of being sorta kinda functional. a more composed thad could add a sense of balance to bart’s rather hectic thought process quite nicely, and thad’s presence would almost force bart to grow up a little (which, in the long run, would be a good thing) while bart could eventually ease thad into having something resembling a childhood (entirely too late, but late is better than never)

[teatime00]

young justice

[runonimpulse]

bart/kon

Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you... || accepting

       who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart—> bart puts them in the cart but c’mon is kon really going to argue with pizza bagels and captain crunch???

      who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small        fire—> bart because he was just really hungry and he sometimes gets ahead of himself and skips steps in things, you know? speedsters go from point a to point j pretty regularly.

       who sleeps naked—> hahahaha koN       who sleeps under 3 blankets—> bart and he has that many because he’s a blanket hog so kon keeps adding blankets but bart keeps stEALING them in response it’s a vicious cycle.       who has a huge crush on Billy Joel—> who doesn’t have a huge crush on billy joel???       who gets drunk and breaks shit—> kon but bart always ends up kissing his knuckles and bonking their foreheads together and twining kon in so much love because shh shh bby it’s fine       who’s a closeted anime fan—> i am not sure there is anything closeted about either of their enjoyment of really lame old anime       who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places—> kon probably let’s be honest       who’s afraid of Slenderman—> bART IS SO AFRAID OF SLENDERMAN IT’S NOT FUNNY.       what their wedding song will be—> they would aim for something that’s not too cheesy but you know it’d end up being some cheesy assed love song that was popular in like, the 90′s.personally i’ve always liked Dive Too Deep by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus for them tbh don’t get me started on soNGS for bART AND KON i have tOO MANy a wholE DAMN PLAYLIST *ollies into the sun*       what their biggest fight was about—> One of them probably did something stupid that put their life in danger.  The other took offense.  Because they understand what kind of lives they each lead, that it’s not safe, i meant they’ve both been dead, afterall  but that’s kind of the point of the fight, trying to get one another to see that they’re not disposable.       why they work together—> They know each other so well and they’ve been through so much together.  They both remind one another of the good times and that’s what they represent together is something that’s just good.  (also these dorks o k they’re just such doRKS together)

[bootlegbeer]

DUDE I’ve missed you, too! *lots of gross hugs back* What’s up, how ya been and all that?

[runonimpulse]

I’ve been good-ish.  Moved into a new house last month!  It has a quite impressive crawlspace that gives me the spooks.  

My body called it quits a few months ago so I’m currently unemployed, living the good life of unpaid medical bills and all that.  Visit the hospital quite frequ en tly.  So I totally feel u on the “lots of free time to sit around and do nothing” bit.  That’s pretty much why I came back (i was dyING of boREDOM)  

Oh!  I’m married now which is a thing.  To the same boob of a girlfriend I was always with.

What’s been up with you? 

[runonimpulse]

theoneattacking liked for a starter

Today was going to be the absolute best.  Not because Bart had figured out the secret to making pancakes in his own kitchen (although he had) and not because he had discovered the glory of cookie dough oreos (although he also had done that), but because Bart had a copy of Angry Ninja Punch XII.

And he was going to play it with Jai.   He was going to play it with Jai                                                    All.                                                           Day.                                                                   Long.

The speedster ground to a halt in the Park-West living room with a grin plastered on his face, holding the game out triumphantly.

                              “Jaaaaaaaaiiiiiii!  Look what I just picked uuuuu--”  

His words caught in his mouth and his eyes narrowed as he made note of his surroundings: the lights were off, the air didn’t seem to be running, and there was certainly no noise coming from the TV.

                        The power was out!!! (was that possible, he wondered?  could the power even go out?  no, that was unfair...)

                              “Who turned out your lights?” He commented downheartedly, almost dropping the game in defeat.

Today was going to be the absolute worst.

[virgocity]

Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you...

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire

who sleeps naked

who sleeps under 3 blankets

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel

who gets drunk and breaks shit

who’s a closeted anime fan

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places

who’s afraid of Slenderman

what their wedding song will be

what their biggest fight was about

why they work together

[flafly]

clever bart

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Fruit Loop Milk Layer Cake

[bootlegbeer]

WHAT THE HELL FOR REAL DUDE C’MERE YOU

[runonimpulse]

i had a random pang of ‘wow i miss avery i’m going to bother avery’ so y e a h

-covers u in gross hugs-

[dementedspeedster]

      The blonde speedster crossed his arms at the comment before rolling his eyes. “Hey! At least I can act like a person who understand this century’s social norms.” He replied with a small huff. “Like not randomly kissing someone.”

[runonimpulse]

                                      “In certain cultures, a kiss on the cheek would be a totally acceptable greeting for a family member,” he argued, clicking his tongue as if the other had said something stupid.  “S’not my fault you’re too prickly to accept it.”

[runonimpulse]

I’m headed to bed because I can’t focus on words anymore. Like and I’ll give you a starter tomorrow~