was doing so good for once

Rapidly approaching 30 | They/Them This blog has no cohesion. I exclusively use mobile so if the formatting is wild then I'm sorry.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wait what the…

US Sen. Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says

U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has died at 71 after a brief illness, according to his office.

Oh.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Karma was getting too low in New Vegas so I went on a killing spree of the fiends.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My wrist mounted computer: The universe thinks that you’re evil for stealing all of that soda.

Me: Oh, I can fix that. *cocks gun* Boone, clear our schedule. We’re going hunting for drug addicts.

[what-even-is-thiss]

This of course makes me a very good boy according to my wrist computer.

[jackviator]

>karma gains for killing drug addicts

>karma loss for killing the billionaire overlord ruling over a glorified shrine to excess and debauchery surrounded by slums he could easily improve the conditions of but actively chooses not to

What did obsidian mean by this

[depsidase]

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[pastanak]

[polarity-disturbed]

"We know it looks like a butt plug, just drink the water, it's hot outside"

Seriously though he's right, stay hydrated

[eddieisanidiot]

Oh so now that Europe is experiencing an unprecedented heat wave white liberal activists finally care about climate change… because their travel plans are being impacted. Oh! Alright.

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[hotvampireadjacent]

[infertilityidol]

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[glacecakes]

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[rambunctiouslyram]

pov me when my friends are making references i dont understand

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this