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depsidase

carolsturka

how it feels to talk about anything at all

pastanak

polarity-disturbed

"We know it looks like a butt plug, just drink the water, it's hot outside"

Seriously though he's right, stay hydrated

#Honestly genius marketing #The butt plug design will go viral and more people will learn about the fountains

Oh so now that Europe is experiencing an unprecedented heat wave white liberal activists finally care about climate change… because their travel plans are being impacted. Oh! Alright.

#Also I know lots of people DO care about climate change #Just been seeing an unprecedented amount of OMG it’s in Paris y’all content from creators who historically dgaf #Just crank your AC they say #How about I slap you actually?#Not like this has been happening on the equator for decades or anything #smh

thickness-protection-program

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

hotvampireadjacent

infertilityidol

shinraalpha

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

werewolf-transgenderism

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

sniperct

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

glacecakes

hollowistheworld

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.