fake and in space

Edward. 22. Will definitely 100% fight you. @emcsd on Twitter

[guysofeurovision]

[plantsplacesthings]

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

[soft-butch-cassidy]

reverse fake dating: very in love couple has to pretend theyre not actually together

[eroticlizardfiction]

This is just what it’s like to be gay

[werewolf-cuddles]

Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.

[justsomeantifas]

Planned Obsolescence gives way to Enforced Obsolescence

[semicolonthefifth]

[Laughs as I boot up Clip Studio Paint, which I bought one (1) time]

Here’s a list of other programs. Keep posting till it’s widely known.

https://twitter.com/Everblue_Comic/status/1124453210297520128

[crowmanart-deactivated20240316]

Good to know these thanks man.

[the-stray-liger]

Reblogging this one bc it has options for indesign bc artists aren’t the only ones affected and graphic designers are getting played too and ignored in every one of these fucking posts

[su2gold]

Here we are in the future

[deggowaffles]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) directed by J.J. Abrams

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[homoslovenc]

[capriciousfury]

The hint is : I got them from the president

[growing-grey]

have you ever looked at someone and thought…

i could look at you for hours and not get bored

[j6]

me looking in the mirror

[go-lurk]

pathfinder 2nd edition is out and succubi are now so horny that they take psychic damage when their advances arent reciprocated

also you can rub it in how much you’re not into them to cause more psychic damage

[go-lurk]

[doctorwho]

The new Doctors. 

[geckobeef]

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

[geckobeef]

if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[thatll-do]

Loki, whenever he wants plot relevancy:

[penguinssonamor]

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

[squidbroom]

op this looks absolutely magical

[traveling-madness]

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

[alittlebitgayandmore]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.

[orchyd-electronica]

For all my followers who play Stardew Valley