“eddie should be back in s5!” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame. “no, she’s right!” i hear a voice in the back say. the lights come on. it’s metallica.
ok ok, BUT but BUT BUT BUT Eddie getting a lee mood as u describe ur dnd character wrecking Eddie’s npc for interrogation 😳
🫢😈 ANON I'M ON DEMON TIME NOW ISTG SGAHDHSJDJDJ- And I wanna say thank you to two tumblr moots for helping me make these hcs happen while I'm still familiarizing myself with D&D 🥹 Hcs under the cut!
Eddie's such a smug little shit at first. Big bad DM thinking he's successfully gotten under your skin with an irritating npc who's refusing to answer any of your questions. But then...
"It appears that the only living soul who carries the information you seek is not willing to reveal said information to you. (Character's name here), what would you like to do?"
"I'm going to ask him if he's ticklish."
Eddie's going to short circuit and you can see his body language grow more tense. He will try anything to keep this from happening because of all places for you to throw him into a lee mood, it's during the club meeting??? (Not that he minds though 🥴) No matter what tactics he tries to use, you've always got a tactic of your own to continue throwing him off.
Is he making the NPC lie? Insight check time. You'll see the blush creeping up on his face when you roll. Eddie has different answers depending on what the outcome of the roll was, but even then, you're just as stubborn as he is and you're gonna tickle the npc anyway even if the roll was unsuccessful. You tell him as much.
^ What he looks like when you two are in a verbal joust over this friggin interrogation tactic of yours. He's very stubborn, but so are you. You are going to roll for every advantage you possibly can and the entire time you're arguing with this friggin DM, he's growing more squirrelly and squirmy. The rest of the club is so done with both of you LMFAO 😭 /lh
You came to this meeting prepared, lemme tell you AHJSJSJRJR. Whether your character can perform and has prepared the "enhance ability spell" or if any of your fellow club members can, ohhh boi. Edward Munson isn't ready. If you use "hex," wiggle your fingers in his direction and watch him squirm 🫢
Tickle checks somehow end up becoming a thing after Eddie spends some time racking his brain over how "tickle checks" would even frickin happen. He's gonna make it difficult and will act like a smartass about what you'll need to roll for.
^ This smugness fizzles away real fast 🥴
Alas, your stubbornness wins and Eddie's efforts are futile and the npc gets tickled. He doesn't want to put actual effort into the voice acting because he's flustered to hell and he'll be damned if he lets you win. The rest of the club ain't letting that slide though.
"Eddie! You have no problem getting theatrical with the fucking voices any other time! Commit to the character, dammit!"
"Yeah, Eddie. Do I actually have to tickle you just to really sell it~?"
"N-Not one fucking step closer, you absolute fucking heathen!"
^ I am convinced Edward Munson uses words like "scoundrel" and "heathen" because he is a nerd <3
If you do end up tickling him while y'all are playing, it's likely going to be after you've rolled a crit hit, and you exclaim as much before pouncing on him and next thing you know the damn DM's on the floor flailing like a fish and screech-cackling. He knows better than to ask the other club members to save him. You think they'd skip on an opportunity to knock the DM off of his high horse? Give one of your fellow club members the "help" action and wreck this adorable little shit with tickles 👏🏾
If you don't end up tickling him and making him sink from his chair onto the floor during the actual game, he's absolutely gonna be in a lee mood still and will find a not-so-subtle way to provoke you into finally tickling him after the club's done playing for the night. Probably via telling you that your character's getting shown no mercy the next time y'all continue the campaign. Or, he's so annoyed and salty that you didn't actually tickle him so when the club meeting is done, he insists you actually do so because:
"You had the fucking nerve to say all that tickle shit in the middle of the campaign and now you're not gonna do it!?"
^ Bby just wants tickles now 🥺 👉🏾👈🏾 Indulge the poor lad LMFAOOO /lh
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Anon, this concept is ✨IMMACULATE✨ Thank you so so much for sending this in 🥹💖 /gen /pos /pla
A/N: Part 1/3 of a Eddie x Sunshine!Reader, Slowburn, Friends to Lovers set in school before the events of season 4. This is my first story in a while so any feedback is appreciated!
*This isn’t proof read because I wanna post it now and if I stare at it anymore I’m gonna forget how to read*
Summary: You and Eddie have sat next to each other once a day, 5 days a week for a year where you get along like a house on fire. One day you discover something interesting about your classmate that leads to further development in your friendship.
Word count: 3.3K
The lesson was droning on since it was raining outside and everything had a calm aura to it. The class wasn’t rowdy and the teacher wasn’t enforcing a great deal of focus from her students. It was nice but it wasn’t an area of extreme focus so your attention fell from the work and was directed towards your desk mate, Eddie Munson.
The two of you had a very lighthearted relationship, you had been sat together at the beginning of the year and despite the chatter around the school Eddie was the softest person you’d ever met. At first you didn’t talk all that much, just laughing together at his quips to the teacher, sometimes he’d toss a paper ball at your head and ask you to “decode what the hell she’s saying?” to which you’d share your notes and explain the work that he couldn’t seem to focus on.
>One Month in<
Once you had shown up late and tripped on your own feet, falling to your knees in front of everybody. Eddie winced and fought the urge to help you up, especially when he heard the scoffs and snickers of the cheerleaders in the corner. His heart was warmed when you stood up with a jump then lazily raised your arms above your head, mimicking a gymnast sticking the landed. A few people laughed and you found your seat where Eddie was waiting with a 9.5/10 sign, written in his book. It made you laugh and call his scoring system cruel.
What I really wanted to see in vol. 2 of stranger things is, when The Boat Group goes back into the upside down, Steve Nance and Robin just happen upon a Demigorgan before seeing Vecna.
Nance and Rob FREAK OUT, like swinging guns around and trying to kill it. But Steve is over here yelling at them to calm down because he knows that one! He recognizes it as Dustin’s pet monster! Because this is Vecna and he could totally bring Dart back from the dead.
So here’s Steve, hand feeding a Demigorgan a 3Muskiteers he just so happens to have, (because he totally would have candy stashed away in his supply bag, he babysits 6+ kids of coarse he has food on him at all times) and the hellish monster from another dimension just rolls over and practically begs for a belly rub or a scratch like Dustin used to give him!
Idk how all that would work with the hive mind and Vecna being able to watch it all unfold but I really wanna see it. Like he would genuinely be confused, trying to command this random Demigorgan, but it won’t listen because it’s too busy eating candy and being scratched behind the creepy flower-mouth-thingy by this random 19 year old who apparently fears nothing.
Rings that are worn on your fingers ARE NOT ICE COLD. If I read one more “the cool metal of his rings made your spine shiver”, I’ll have a fucking fit!
Eddie does not smoke that much pot. Not once in the season did we see him light a blunt or a bong etc. Yeah he was busy with hiding from the police and Jason then going into the upside down. BUT Argyle was busy with watching a man die, burying the body, going on a road trip, searching the desert for a secret government base then running from THE GOVERNMENT and making some freaky girl a salty bath… AND HE STILL HAD THE TIME TO GET HIGH LIKE 3 TIMES
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