Eddie’s Magic Cookies

My cookies are magic. Don’t ask what’s in them. “Will they kill me?” Yes they will, why ask that question

[thefaronkeaton-deactivated20220]

For the record, I’ve never played Peace Walker or any game with Kaz in it, I don’t know much about him, but I drew him anyway. Logic.

From now on all my digital sketches are going to be blue. :I

[sergen64]

[tylertyless]

Surprise art, another Tf2 jumpscare.

I may be a little hyperfixated on it at the moment, I really enjoy drawing soldier

[d15h504p]

New Minecraft trailer

WHAT?!?!

!?!!?!!?

[eddies-magic-cookies]

The children desire the mine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

queen shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honorary mention

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gutpunch in the tags😔

[pukicho]

If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.

[pukicho]

Jesus fucking christ. MY BAD.

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[digital-magus]

That’s just how black cats be

[not-evil-anymore-beasty]

[pukicho]

TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW

Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.

[moon-of-curses]

I ship it

[pukicho]

You ship what???

[pukicho]

Him and The Wasp??

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[splat-a-day]

[sokumotanaka-deactivated2018121]

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[crow821]

Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬

[swagvo1d]

doppelgänger

[feral-dino]

[mtwtfsstwogsdnpw-deactivated202]

[royalharkinian]

[tooty-mcfarty]

[heterochromia-cat-deactivated20]

[the-arcana-randomness]

My kind of comedy

[dagh0stking]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[alrightzuko]

[injuries-in-dust]

Not even his swords! He stole one customer’s swords to fight another customer.

The dream of everyone who works in retail!

[pukicho]

Oh to be a bear, eating salmon, attacking campers, eating campers

[reesemon]

you don’t have to be a bear to do that

[pukicho]

I want to be a fucking bear