reesemon

she/her m/w my hoe @phlegmilys-rambles

[reesemon]

honoring the victims of 9/11 on my 4 mile jog this morning 💕

[fia-official]

we are redoing rhe cost cap and driver pay scale based on this impirtant information

[reesemon]

my friend just started playing hogwarts legacy and the only thing i told her about it is the part of sebastian's quest when he thought goblins cursed anne 😭

[hazel-levesque-offical]

hey hazel! i know you were *gone* for quite a while so im just wondering if anyone's told you what happened to the world trade center

what happened to the world trade center?..

[frank-zhang-offical]

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @reesemon)

[bingutop]

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

[algae122]

my fuckin cat

[drudg30n]

THE SUN

[ineedbettershittodo]

a turtleduck

[theultimatenerd0fficial]

Jim and Nomura… and Enrique… in the dark lands 💔 fahhhhh

[frooglet]

MY WIFE :DDDD and also jax and also angeldust

Honestly peakness ngl

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Luz and Amity from toh

Honestly?

Pretty cool

[evil-baker-and-storyteller]

Luigi Mangione 🤤

[babylon-butterfly]

Elder faerieeeee

[ririwithrice]

MR BURNS IN A MARILYN MONROE DRESS god damn 😍

[phlegmilys-rambles]

farkle girl meets world

[reesemon]

also farkle girl meets world

[lizeatscrayons]

bored af at speech rn cuz i don’t wanna do my visual aids but also look at these divas

[ghoulynights]

George Russell — Charlie Sheen Reaches Out To The Feds, The Mountain Goats

thought of him when i listened to the new tmg song

[blood-and-foam]

[reesemon]

i love the "we are charlie kirk" song it touches my neck in just the right way

[chickencentaur]

i thibk it’s important that you go to the mall with your friends and get stupid friendship bracelets

[linguistics-and-lesbianism]

i love the two genre of mountain goats songs are like “i shot a guy in the face. and id do it again if i had to. that’s what loving you is like” and “i saw a monkey through the window. he waved at me. i didn’t know monkeys knew how to do that”

[stoflostcauses]

Imagine you’re SIXTEEN and working on a FISHING BOAT. And you CAPSIZE and thirteen of your crew mates DROWN and it’s just you and your captain Peter Balkan and a guy named ADAM on a deserted island. And Peter Balkan has a HEAD INJURY and he’s slowly becoming delusional and he’s convinced he’s a PROPHET. And then ADAM kills himself by putting ROCKS in his pockets and walking into the OCEAN. And Peter Balkan is DYING of his HEAD INJURY and you’re SIXTEEN and cradling his head in your LAP while he DIES. And there’s no HOPE for you and you’re going to DIE ALONE and no one will ever know you were there. And you’re SIXTEEN.

[butchyena]

dude.

[falseficus]

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

[brownheadedcowbird]

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

[ryannorth]

When my friend was in med school one of the cadavers donated for them to autopsy didn't have a belly button, just smooth skin.

[dandelion-stuff-and-fluff]

In the past 10 years of teaching in an anatomy lab, I have seen:

- A donor with a scrotum the size of my head. When we opened it up, we discovered it was a MASSIVE inguinal hernia and a good 1.5 ft of intestine were trapped down there.

- A donor with situs inversus totalis, whose organs were a mirror image of what we normally see (ie their heart pointed right and their liver was on the left, just for starters)

- A donor whose right common carotid artery branched off the aorta waaay over on the left hand side of the body and crossed alllll the way back across the thorax to get where it needed to be.

- A donor with 4 lobes for their right lung (should only be 3). We named the 4th lobe the Lisa Loeb, but all of the students were too young to appreciate our sparkling wit.

- A shocking variety of penile and breast implants. Y'all would not believe the number of different ways science has come up to counteract gravity.

- A couple of cases of ectopic kidneys, where a kidney didn't rise to its typical position just deep to the lowest ribs and instead stayed in the pelvis.

There is probably some other stuff that I am forgetting. Take home point is: the human body is weird and wonderful and you should learn more about yours!

[brightlotusmoon]

....duuude.

[naamahdarling]

Spleens Georg

[stele3]

14???????

My contribution: client co pinched nerve in L side of neck. I asked about health hx; she said, “I've got some extra ribs on that side.”

me: “some?” (!!!!!??!?!??!???)

Some was 2, but that’s crazy enough.

[cactusspatz]

Yeah, I don't discover the anatomical weirdness but I've had clients come in with extra ribs, missing ribs, extra vertebra, accessory muscles (that's when you have duplicates - sometimes fine, sometimes not), bones connected where they shouldn't be (spoiler: if your lumbar spine is connected to your hip, it Causes Problems), all sorts of stuff. Bodies are weird!

[headspace-hotel]

More from the notes

This made me remember that I had a friend in high school who had one thumb that was like half an inch shorter than the other. Not sure how that happened.

[weaselle]

even the things you never think about are a spectrum

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[reesemon]

dissecting cats to study their musculature is so annoying cause i'll see what looks exactly like a separation point so i assume it's a separation point and start cutting it and then my teacher runs over like "OMG REESE YOU LITERALLY JUST SEVERED THE COCKYBOINGBOING MUSCLE" they all look the SAME 🤬

[phlegmilys-rambles]

i cant fucking do it anymore bashar play sneakernight by vanessa hudgens

[livvie-for-all-seasons]

@caito-does-stuff @livlocus @warmlylitcandles was called back to tumblr by this post about bashar and sneakerknight by vanessa hudgens

[phlegmilys-rambles]

so glad my shitpost from june of last year brought someone back to tumblr. ive made it in life