eddie is my cat

all of the opinions stated are not reflective of eddie, just his owner.

[longestnight]

you wear an ancestor's face. you look like a woman you'll never meet. in that mirror, there's thousands of you. and in the bath, when you look down, she looks back, shaking and deforming in the ripples as she lies beneath the surface.

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

[ryoukenkogami]

Every justice confidant rank up be like

[the-memedaddy]

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[fullmetalfisting]

This is literally the same

[gentlekirk]

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

[starwlkers]

Y’all

[goblinfvckr]

[dionlesage]

Akechi to Ren: You got bad taste

Ren: You're absolutely right, I fell for you

Akechi:

[cheiragogo]

ppl make fun of pinterest but at least their staff actually give a shit

[wavetapper]

[crisisbarn]

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[fuckthekxng]

me

[maiamaiden]

us: Fuck Atlus

atlus: 

us, pulling out our wallets and sighing: Thanks Atlus

[christianstepmoms]

[bob-belcher]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream