he’s so bitchy i love him
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he’s so bitchy i love him
Ghosts AU where Steve and Robin plan to open an B&B in an old house Steve inherited when Robin falls down the stairs and dies for a few minutes.
When she wakes up from her coma and they go home, she can suddenly see ghosts. She freaks out and tells Steve and he’s like, “Oh, you can see them too?”
“You can see them?”
“You can see us?”
Steve just rolls his eyes, “Oh yeah, ever since I died a little. I just ignore them because they’re annoying.”
“Rude.”
“When did you die a little?” Robin asks and then answers her own question at the same time Steve says, “During the Russian torture.”
All the ghosts are like, “what the fuck.”
I wrote this in the tags but realized I wanted to share it with everyone 😂
I'm reblogging because I was cookin with this one
The first time Tommy tries to wrestle with Steve, they're five and Steve doesn’t really know what's happening or why Tommy is wrapping his arms around him.
So Steve wraps his arms around him too and hugs him.
"You're my best friend," Steve tells him. "I love you."
Tommy is twenty years old and he still thinks about this moment.
"A'cuse me."
Callahan sighed.
When his mom wished him a good day this morning, she did not account for the five year old demon set loose on Hawkins because, "What?"
"I need your help," Steve states. "Come with me."
"Yeah, no. What do you want?"
Steve sighs like Callahan is the most annoying person in the world and states, "I need to cross the street."
"Okayyyyy? Go do that?"
"I can't," He bemoans. "Miss Bailey said i can't cross the street without a crossing guard or I'll die. Do you want me to die?"
Honestly...
"No," Callahan sighs and then points out the obvious. "You cross the street all the time by yourself."
"That was before," He says. "I didn't know I was gonna die. I can't die. My mama told me not to."
Callahan looks at the road.
He looks at this kid.
He must hesitate too long because Steve asks, "Are you going to help me or are you gonna be a big dumb idiot cop?"
"That's-"
"You're taking too long," He complains. "I have to climb on the monkey bars or I'll never be friends with a real monkey! Why are you being mean to me!?"
"I’m-"
"Ughhhhh," Steve groans, stomping away. "I'm just going to die. Like you want."
Baby Robin and baby Eddie based on this story @morganbritton132
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There is only one day a year that Hopper likes his job.
On the first day of First Responders Appreciation Week at the end of his shift, he knows that they will be heading to the overpriced steakhouse just outside of town for free meal he could not justify paying for on any other day.
Powell jokes to Callahan that this is the only reason Hopper became a cop just as the hostess informs them, "I'm going to sit you with somebody."
He blinks, "What?"
"I am going to sit you with someone," She repeats with a painted smile. "Otherwise, my manager is going to ask me to ask him to leave and I cannot do that so, follow me. Right this way."
Hopper's gaze follows ahead to their seat and he sighs at the sight of Richard Harrington's unsupervised five year old.
Steve's head is down.
He jerks up when Hopper pulls out the chair next to him and wipes his eyes on his sleeve. He gives a watery smile, "Hi, Mr Hopper. Hi, Officer Powell."
"I’m literally here too," Callahan mutters. Powell excused himself to speak to the manager, sharing a look with Hopper that says he'll figure out what's going on.
Hopper is an impatient man. He goes to the source, "What are you doing all the way out here?"
"Oh, um. My basketball team from the country club made it to the final round in our tournament and, um. We came here to celebrate."
The distinct lack of children running around hangs in the silence between them before Steve adds, "They left."
"You didn't go with them?"
"No, they- it's okay," Steve says, clearly upset. He takes a deep breath and exhales, "They forgot."
"Forgot what?"
"My, um. My friend, Danny. He - he wasn't bein' very careful and he spilled steak sauce on my shirt," Steve says, pointing to the large stain splattered across the right shoulder of his pullover. "It was an accident, I think. And, um. I went to the restroom 'cause Mama gets mad if I’m dirty and I... And they forgot. And they left."
The kid tries to smile.
It doesn't meet his eyes.
"It's okay though," Steve reassures him. "Cause, um. It didn't hurt my feelings none 'cause it was - it was an accident."
"It was an accident," He repeats like a self-sooth. "I was in the restroom a long time and I’m littler than everyone else, and Coach Adam-"
"Your coach left you here?"
"Assistant coach," Callahan supplies. "Not that it matters but he's the assistant coach. I’m friends with his roommate. We're the same age."
"So old enough to do a head count?"
"The whole team was here so, um," Steve tries to justify. He's trying to rationalize himself out of his hurt feelings and he's too fucking young to be doing that. Hopper is pissed.
"Adam is a di- a jerk," Callahan says. "Every time I’m over at his place, he's complaining about coaching rich kids and how some guy forced their kid on the team with new unif- not you! Someone else, for sure. I’m just...shutting up now."
If looks could kill Hopper would still contemplate shooting his probie with a gun because Steve concludes, "So, no one likes me."
"Everyone likes you, kid," Hopper says, but his voice sounds angry. All this kid wants is friends.
Steve is the youngest on the team by a couple years because Richard Harrington got the age requirement waived. Hopper gets being annoyed by it. He gets benching the kid most of the season, but he does not understand this unnecessary bullshit cruelty.
"Hey, hon." Hopper nearly misses their waitress approach. "Are these gentlemen who you called to help with the bi-"
"No."
"Give us a minute," Hopper tells her when she tries to shift gears and take their drink order. He takes a moment, reassesses, and then lays out, "So, your coach-"
"My friend."
"-drove a bunch of kids twenty-five minutes out of town, racked up a bill of probably hundreds, and left you-"
"On accident," Steve sniffles.
"-with no safe way home and with the check? And none of those kids had a problem with it," He finishes. "These people are not your friends, Steve."
"Can you stop talking to me?" Steve asks with a voice brimming with tears. He presses his hands into his eyes, "My heart hurts."
"I’m sorry, kid."
"I want - I want my mama."
Hopper almost says that he'll take the kid home when he sees a familiar car pull into the parking lot. He watched the car park, the headlights go out, and an imposing figure step from the vehicle, "She's here, kid."
And she looks pissed.
Angela Harrington was never a particularly intimidating figure - too petite, too young, too classic in her beauty - but she moved like a storm into the restaurant.
"I called her," Steve says, pulling him away from the pissed off hurricane heading towards them. "Mr Hopper, you know how I’m big?"
"Yeah, Steve."
"And big kids don't cry none."
"They-"
"I don't want to be big right now," He says and then crumbled into tears. Angela just reaches their table when Steve cries, "Mama, I’m so sad."
Angela's anger melts to understanding, to a mother's heartache, in the seconds she picks up her sobbing child. He clings. She holds him tight, rest her cheek to the top of his head and assures him that it's okay. He'll be okay.
And then it's gone.
Her eyes glaze over with its usual unreadable aloofness and she says to the officers, "Thank you for keeping him company until I got here."
"No problem."
She reached into her pocket and pulls out cash, "He said there was a bill..."
"Don't worry about it," Powell says before Hopper. "I spoke with the manager and we agreed the meals should be paid for by their rightful owner. It won't be too hard to track them down."
"Good," She says, trying to hand them the money. "For your-"
"Ours is on the house, don't worry about it."
She sits the cash on the table anyways, "Tip your waitress."
Eddie Munson and his pet ferret that sleeps in his jacket sleeve.
Eddie, realizing that he didn't take his ferret out of his sweatshirt sleeve before leaving to school, turns to Steve like, "You wanna see my hairy noodle?"
Steve is just, "...sure."
Eddie wiggled his arm until his pet crawls out of his shirt and Steve is just like, "Oh. Thank god. I thought you were gonna get your cock out. Let me hold your hamster."
"He's a f-" Eddie loses his ferret and his mind because, "why did you say yes if you thought I was talking about my dick?"
california girls driving meme
Robin menacing a guy flirting with Eddie because “he has a boyfriend 😤😤”. And this is how Eddie finds out he has a boyfriend
I just know that Steve and Robin are the worst gossips in Hawkins. They learn all of the movie watching habits of the customers of Hawkins Family Video (I mean, come on, they knew when Vickie paused Fast Times, they keep a record of this stuff.)
So it’s not uncommon to overhear them on a slow day like…
Robin: you’ll never guess who checked out Rocky Horror Picture Show
Steve: yeah, I know, Munson checks it out every Friday—
Robin: Jason Carver
Steve: JASON CARVER?!!
Canon-era fic where Steddie are dating in secret except they're not trying to keep it secret, just nobody will believe either of them because Tommy "Rumour Mill" Hagan refuses to believe and spread that Steve is queer "because if he was he'd want me, obviously" and of course nobody would believe Eddie anyway.
You know that picture of Robert Downey Jr being gentle with his child and Chris Hemsworth holding his kid up by their leg?
That's how Hopper treats Kid Steve and Kid Eddie in my Creature and the Weird Kid posts.
Had to draw smthn like this XD
[text: (pointing to Steve) Neglected child (Pointing to Eddie) Feral child w/Daddy issues (Pointing to Hopper) Tired officer
((to clarify, Hopper has Eddie by the back of his shirt, NOT his hair.))
Steve is convinced that he cannot under any circumstances meet Wayne Munson because, "He's obviously going to hate me and then you'll hate me too because like, he's the light of your life or whatever you said."
"Well, I didn't say that my uncle lights up my life," Eddie drawls because this is like, an ongoing conversation. "I don't even think Wayne is capable of hating someone."
"Trust me, Eddie. If there's anyone who can make him hate, it's me."
"Literally why would-" Eddie hears the front door open. "Do not escape out the wind- and he's already gone."
Eddie stares out the window Steve wedged himself through for a total of five second and then he runs. He rushes through the house, out the door, screaming, "He's here! He's here! Stop him!"
So anyways, Wayne finally meets Eddie's elusive boyfriend when his nephew tackles him in the front lawn.
First conversation happens when Wayne is bandaging up a cut on Steve's forehead and like, "...Head wounds bleed a lot. I’m like, fine."
"I know."
"...Will you tell Eddie so he stops hyperventilating."
You know that picture of Robert Downey Jr being gentle with his child and Chris Hemsworth holding his kid up by their leg?
That's how Hopper treats Kid Steve and Kid Eddie in my Creature and the Weird Kid posts.
Hopper with Steve (5yo): It there's anything going on that you don't like, you can tell me and I'll take care of it
Hopper with Eddie (6yo): If you put another live animal in my vehicle, I am going to drive you six miles into the woods and leave you there.
Eddie: I'd come back
Hopper: I know
Steve: Mr Hopper, I know something I don't like
Hopper: What is it?
Steve: I don't want you to leave my weird friend in the woods 'cause he'll die.
Hopper: I meant stuff you don't like at your house, Steve
Steve: Oh
Steve: Broccoli
Eddie: I don't like broccoli either!
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Steve (five year old): I think my best friend, Tommy, could beat you up.
Callahan (not five): ...
Steve: He's really tough. And strong.
Steve: He beats me up all the time and he always win so he can definitely beat you up.
Callahan: I’m 6'2
Steve: I’m not six.
Steve: I’m five.
Steve: You look like you'd be really good at yo-yoing
Eddie:
Eddie: [offended, for some reason]